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who has the biggest clit when erect?

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By *ymrocru OP   Man
over a year ago

penygroes

Love to tease a lovely clit with my toung.

So ladies lets see the biggest. X

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

What's a toung?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

The Statue of Liberty???

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By *ymrocru OP   Man
over a year ago

penygroes


"The Statue of Liberty??? "

Lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a toung? "

It's designed for extra large clits. You can buy them from Love Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?"

I prefer baked bean cos they come in quite a tasty sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?

I prefer baked bean cos they come in quite a tasty sauce "

Agree xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?"

someone said yesterday its a haricot bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'. "

Which way round was the can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose if it was unusually erect you could measure it using a runner bean

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?

someone said yesterday its a haricot bean "

A haricot IS a bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.

Which way round was the can? "

length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?

So what do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to tease a lovely clit with my toung.

So ladies lets see the biggest. X"

Don't know. Dame Edna ? Lilly Savage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.

Which way round was the can?

length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?

So what do I win? "

You win Jelly Beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.

Which way round was the can?

length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?

So what do I win?

You win Jelly Beans "

All good..i like jelly beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'.

Which way round was the can?

length ways bottom of the can up to the 'L'..big isnt it?

So what do I win?

You win Jelly Beans

All good..i like jelly beans "

I like flicking them before I eat them.

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

I will measure using the haribo cola bottle for no other reason than I like them. Im about a quarter lol so tiny clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like measuring them using little mountains made out of space dust.

I've never been able to get an accurate measurement

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Mine is teeny tiny so more like a grain of cous cous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is teeny tiny so more like a grain of cous cous "

A single grain? Cous cous is tiny! No wonder I've been searching all this time and never found one!!!

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Mine is teeny tiny so more like a grain of cous cous

A single grain? Cous cous is tiny! No wonder I've been searching all this time and never found one!!! "

Hehe. As far as I'm aware most are small like that but hidden under a hood of skin. That is why they can be hard to find I guess. If it was nipped away it would be the female equivalent of a circumcision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines the biggest. Measured it against a Lynx can and it came up to the 'L'. "
- LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this elusive hood you speak of lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V measured hers against a sky remote.

however it was quite inaccurate as she shoved it half way up her chuff and turned the simpsons off, so we gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broad bean?

I do wonder if size matters when we are talking clit? Is bigger better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broad bean?

I do wonder if size matters when we are talking clit? Is bigger better?"

Sort of , but just "visable" is good . Went out with a lady once and I had to rig a lamp up and put my reading glasses on , and still couldn't find it !!!

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Essy , When Mr Carmeron stands up , His deputy is deff the biggest clit

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol"

It is what covers it and protects it.

By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy "

OMG it sounds like a penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol

It is what covers it and protects it.

By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints "

Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy

OMG it sounds like a penis! "

I reckon it is really. She's called Big Davie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol

It is what covers it and protects it.

By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints

Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"V measured hers against a sky remote.

however it was quite inaccurate as she shoved it half way up her chuff and turned the simpsons off, so we gave up"

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol

It is what covers it and protects it.

By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints

Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one "

Does that make me strange then as I do not want a diamond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. Thanks to google, I now know what this 'clit' thing is, and the rough coordinates of where it should be. May day hasn't been wasted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gf has a huge clit about the size of half my thumb, i spend ages licking and sucking that, i can actually take it between my lips and give her a blowjob. Drives her crazy

OMG it sounds like a penis!

I reckon it is really. She's called Big Davie. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol

It is what covers it and protects it.

By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints

Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one

Does that make me strange then as I do not want a diamond? "

So, and be truthful, you are saying you would turn down a diamond if you were offered one

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury


"What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?"

Who cares. Just flick the bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody got a sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What unit of measurement or we using? Baked bean, kidney bean?

Who cares. Just flick the bean "

I read in the Daily Telegraph this morning that the Olympic committee are considering bean flicking for Rio 2016. It going to replace either luge or that stupid sport where they use brooms to polish the floor so that fat thing slides over it easier. The head of the committee reckons that bean flicking is a relatively cheap sport that can be enjoyed by all, do is more appropriate in the committees drive to get sport into the community. Therefore it best personifies the Olympic spirit. They are looking to organise bean flicking events at village fetes and church bazaars and stuff like that. It was quite an informative article

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands


"Broad bean?

I do wonder if size matters when we are talking clit? Is bigger better?

Sort of , but just "visable" is good . Went out with a lady once and I had to rig a lamp up and put my reading glasses on , and still couldn't find it !!!"

Was that me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found this on google. What did people do for fun before the world side web lol:

6.The spotted hyena has a very big clitoris, named pseudopenis. It is by far the largest clitoris in the animal kingdom. In these hyenas, the vulva is fused, and the clitoris is used for urination, mating (it contracts for mating and the opening widens to allow the penetration by the male's penis) and giving birth. To complicate it all, the females also possess a fake scrotum made by the enlarged joined vulva and pseudo-testes filled with fatty tissue.

So maybe the bigger ones are not clitorises at all. Maybe they are fake scrotums

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

What is the obsession with size of body parts? Who bothers measuring bits when aroused - apart from those who don't have Sky?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"What's this elusive hood you speak of lol

It is what covers it and protects it.

By the sound of it mine is abnormally small. Not that I care as I get no complaints

Diamonds can be small but everybody wants one

Does that make me strange then as I do not want a diamond?

So, and be truthful, you are saying you would turn down a diamond if you were offered one "

No of course not as I would never turn down a gift. I love amethysts and tanzanites best as the colours are pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the end of the day if rubbing it makes you go ooooh. who cares about size...and on that note im going to ooohhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got told to Google this . And been the sad individual I am . I did . Its huuuge .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"at the end of the day if rubbing it makes you go ooooh. who cares about size...and on that note im going to ooohhhhh "
Things that make you go ooooh

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By *rodie53Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Dont be silly you measure them in human beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"V measured hers against a sky remote.

however it was quite inaccurate as she shoved it half way up her chuff and turned the simpsons off, so we gave up"

Major coffee down nose moment at that one laughed so hard think mine flew off....checking under settee for it now!!!!

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By *rodie53Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Sorry McGinty didnt meen to make you gag sometimes it just happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a chick in Thailand with a six inch cult or so "she" said

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Steroids make clits grow. .. So try women bodybuilders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a chick in Thailand with a six inch cult or so "she" said "

why was she only interested in such small companions?

were they aiming to overthrow the government little by little?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a toung? "

pmsl

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

My gfs is about 2/3mm dia.

I guess that's about average!

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"My gfs is about 2/3mm dia.

I guess that's about average!"

According to an article, the average is 3-5mm which makes my gf small! Awww! Cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gfs is about 2/3mm dia.

I guess that's about average!

According to an article, the average is 3-5mm which makes my gf small! Awww! Cute!"

funny how you say small, others would say below average lol.

sure she is pleased you know how to dress things up to still sound nice lol

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"My gfs is about 2/3mm dia.

I guess that's about average!

According to an article, the average is 3-5mm which makes my gf small! Awww! Cute!

funny how you say small, others would say below average lol.

sure she is pleased you know how to dress things up to still sound nice lol"

Aww well she knows I love small stuff! She's very petite in general. Unfortunately, so is her sex drive! Xxx

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By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England

You know your good if your dealing with a butter bean!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well. That was a fun read not lol

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

I've seen this on QI,think the answer is the Blue Whale.

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