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Onesie when dogging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With these chilly nights, would it be ok to wear a onesie to go dogging?...pants round my ankles gives a right proper chill...lol

Any fabbers any good ideas on how to keep warm when shagging in the open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for the mental image lol, made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a wind up? Lol

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Ask a local neighbour if they can spare you some garage space for an hour. And offer a gesture payment of five pounds. A Christmas pudding. A blowjob. Or all three. Ensure you leave the garage door is ajar at all times to avoid carbon monoxide poisoning and have the courtesy of informing the garage owner that you are leaving and that all condoms, lubricants, absorbent tissues and washable coverings have all been disposed of discreetly. And don't forget to update Tripadvisor of your experience. Thanks!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You would need to adapt it with a Velcro crotch

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

crotchless onesies

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Mmm. It's that thick and rough material that gets me going. I'll stick to zentai crotchless for now, readers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of onsie would you purchase?

A bear?

A Zedbra?

Or maybe a monkey?

There's so many to choose from?

Not sure how fetching they would be when your pulling your little mate against a car window though

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Onesies for dogging is a dreadful idea. Bad enough having the regular cops watching out for us without the style police joining in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok if its one of those shaped like a guy with a big cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With these chilly nights, would it be ok to wear a onesie to go dogging?...pants round my ankles gives a right proper chill...lol

Any fabbers any good ideas on how to keep warm when shagging in the open?"

you bring the onsie i'll bring the flask and sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sort of onsie would you purchase?

A bear?

A Zedbra?

Or maybe a monkey?

There's so many to choose from?

Not sure how fetching they would be when your pulling your little mate against a car window though "

surely it would have to be a big dog onesie, Pluto or a Dalmation perhaps?

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Or a bright fluorescent yellow one ... if you're going to get nicked by the Bill then might as well do it in style ... or rather ... poor style

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Or a bright fluorescent yellow one ... if you're going to get nicked by the Bill then might as well do it in style ... or rather ... poor style"

It might help convince the judge that you weren't sneaking around.

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

If you're gonna wear a onesie to go dogging it should be a jedi onesie and some glow in the dark condoms...let the light sabre noises begin...lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"If you're gonna wear a onesie to go dogging it should be a jedi onesie and some glow in the dark condoms...let the light sabre noises begin...lol"

I like that idea.

You could pretend it is a boiler suit, I suppose

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)


"If you're gonna wear a onesie to go dogging it should be a jedi onesie and some glow in the dark condoms...let the light sabre noises begin...lol

I like that idea.

You could pretend it is a boiler suit, I suppose "

Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol"

When someone asks if I want to meet them dogging in January, when there is 40' of snow and it is -273 I tell them that wearing longjohns and a NCB donkey jacket doesn't half ruin my look. I seldom get another message after that....

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


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Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol

When someone asks if I want to meet them dogging in January, when there is 40' of snow and it is -273 I tell them that wearing longjohns and a NCB donkey jacket doesn't half ruin my look. I seldom get another message after that.... "

NOT the look yIu wanted when the guy said he liked trannies in animal skin coats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Mmmmm dogging in overalls!!...classy...lol

When someone asks if I want to meet them dogging in January, when there is 40' of snow and it is -273 I tell them that wearing longjohns and a NCB donkey jacket doesn't half ruin my look. I seldom get another message after that.... "

Pmsl NCB donkey jacket love it. No sense of adventure TINa!!! Went into PRimark the other day you should have seen the choice of onesie in there!!! You could have the Beast of Sherwood in your French knickers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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Pmsl NCB donkey jacket love it. No sense of adventure TINa!!! Went into PRimark the other day you should have seen the choice of onesie in there!!! You could have the Beast of Sherwood in your French knickers "

Between Ruth's animal skin and you having me as the Beast of Sherwood, I'm getting worried. That escaped wolf was shot in Essex the other day! I could be next if I were out dogging in an animal onesie. I wouldn't even get chance to hum anything by Clannad before I got shot xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not a camouflage onesie, that way it would help you blend in to the surroundings and you could make like tree should you get disturbed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With these chilly nights, would it be ok to wear a onesie to go dogging?...pants round my ankles gives a right proper chill...lol

Any fabbers any good ideas on how to keep warm when shagging in the open?"

Man up .. I've gone naked with my wellies on .. In the snow did have a coat on for a few minutes .. But.... That went out the window.. So to speak us Geordie lasses like the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Onesies for dogging is a dreadful idea. Bad enough having the regular cops watching out for us without the style police joining in."

C'mon, I think the OP has a good point here; onesies are ideal for dogging - especially the animal ones.

But I can only imagine the police on the radio to base: "ere Sarge, there's a Giraffe shagging a Zebra on the common, do we nick 'em or tranqualise em?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Onesies for dogging is a dreadful idea. Bad enough having the regular cops watching out for us without the style police joining in.

C'mon, I think the OP has a good point here; onesies are ideal for dogging - especially the animal ones.

But I can only imagine the police on the radio to base: "ere Sarge, there's a Giraffe shagging a Zebra on the common, do we nick 'em or tranqualise em?""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any fabbers any good ideas on how to keep warm when shagging in the open?"

Yeah, wait until summer!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl!!!

Urrr you could go faster,

Wear long johns

Cover yourself in vix

Wear a crotchless number.

Onsie? Really? Noooooo

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

when i went in the summer.. honest.. i took a hot water bottle !!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i the only one who thinks they are cute?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Personally I would choose a Superman Onsie as the pants are already on the outside. Pink on the other hand could wear a Tiger onsie to go with her claws!!!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Am i the only one who thinks they are cute? "

I've done a quick national poll. And apparently I'm afraid to say that ... Yes ... Apparently you are!

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