FabSwingers.com forum: whats a guy gotta do to get laid

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be patient and be polite !

But never ever come across desperate !

Chat to people like your sat in a pub and dont mention the sexy stuff until youve struck up a friendship !

Works for me anyway

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seeing it as 'getting laid' would be a good start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seeing it as 'getting laid' would be a good start."

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Lmao"

lol, find your way up a chicken's arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself no bollox and watch a woman smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao

lol, find your way up a chicken's arse

*giggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmao

lol, find your way up a chicken's arse

*giggles

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best offer I've had

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not seeing it as 'getting laid' would be a good start."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao"

Become a mate of mine or do/say the opposite of what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of patience and enjoy yourself when you get the chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer is meet someone that is intrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a fanny

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dont start threads about "smelly fannies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or buy a toy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont start threads about "smelly fannies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont start threads about "smelly fannies"

That reminds me. Can I be bothered to have fish tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've had a meet. So what did you do to get that one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've had a meet. So what did you do to get that one?"
a smelly fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/11/13 18:56:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get rid of your pics for a start display better ones not cock pics , talk about general things not just sex , most women go for personality and humour ove how big your cock and muscles are, also notice you have ticked almost all the intrests in your profile makes you look desperate chose a few of your faves, others can be brought into play when chatting

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"You've had a meet. So what did you do to get that one?a smelly fanny"

You're saying your meet had a smelly fanny here ?

and you're wondering why you cant get "laid".

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/93834

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

find and partner and swing as a couple ..connie xx

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By *inkySCouple
over a year ago

Capetown

"Be yourself no bollox and watch a woman smile

Hehe sorry. ...I read that as a bloke who has no bollocks would be a sight!

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By *ubkentguyMan
over a year ago

TUNBRIDGE WELLS

Think the women an couple's like the page7 fella type fit tall vvwe. not the type of average guy

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

Well,any future ladies are gonna love you ! smelly fannys ????

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You've had a meet. So what did you do to get that one?a smelly fanny

You're saying your meet had a smelly fanny here ?

and you're wondering why you cant get "laid".

And who could resist such a charmer????

Ooops, I definitely could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've had a meet. So what did you do to get that one?a smelly fanny"

I hope she doesn't read the Forums!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP just be yourself and let your natural charm, humour and attractiveness shine through..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"get rid of your pics for a start display better ones not cock pics , talk about general things not just sex , most women go for personality and humour ove how big your cock and muscles are, also notice you have ticked almost all the intrests in your profile makes you look desperate chose a few of your faves, others can be brought into play when chatting "
a sensible answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple answer is meet someone that is intrested "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy it !

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Get the good togs on,and splash on the after shave .

Then make your way down to the pub/dancing.

when you get there,check out the babes,pick out one who takes your fancy.

make your way towards her,in a casual,but confident manner

(a semi strut will usually suffice)

when you get real close,look into her eyes,lean in,and whisper in her ear"do you come here often",

or "what's a nice bird like you doing in a place like this".

next thing you know you'll be shagging,like a shagger,who's shagging,down at shagmania central.

those lines just don't fail.

No need to thank me,

It's what I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the good togs on,and splash on the after shave .

Then make your way down to the pub/dancing.

when you get there,check out the babes,pick out one who takes your fancy.

make your way towards her,in a casual,but confident manner

(a semi strut will usually suffice)

when you get real close,look into her eyes,lean in,andold school whisper in her ear"do you come here often",

or "what's a nice bird like you doing in a place like this".

next thing you know you'll be shagging,like a shagger,who's shagging,down at shagmania central.

those lines just don't fail.

No need to thank me,

It's what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire a flash motor go to a fancy bar n flash a Credit Card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on some hotpants and do some twerking. Works everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make your message a bit more interesting than:

"Hi, how are you? Like the pic of my cock? Fancy a fuck?"

A single female friend of mine on fab recently had around 300 messages of which 95% were similar to the one above - needless to say she deleted without reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laid a Patio a while ago, made love to a sexy Lady the other day though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Gay, obviously x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think the women an couple's like the page7 fella type fit tall vvwe. not the type of average guy "

not all do, but a personality comes first no matter what looks or size of cock, and if you come across as arrogant, an arsehole or dull as dishwater then you arent getting anything no matter what

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

hi all

girls, reading with interest, what's the best male profile you have ever read? connie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi all

girls, reading with interest, what's the best male profile you have ever read? connie xx"

Is that not something that is totally subjective?

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

its just reading all the negative comments about single male profiles , just wondering are there are positive one's ..to be honest we only read couples ..connie xx

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Not seeing it as 'getting laid' would be a good start."

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Proven time waster then since he has even left the site

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Oh well he obviously cracked it and buggered off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh well he obviously cracked it and buggered off

He's one lucky guy if that's the case

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By *inkySCouple
over a year ago

Capetown

"hi all

girls, reading with interest, what's the best male profile you have ever read? connie xx"

Hi both x

Well I noticed this guy in the forum and as im a nosey little thing I did take a peak as hidt comments had been interesting....we are not looking for a single guy but seriously his is the best ever some amazing pics and profile is funny and interesting x hes called obi haive

Sharron

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