FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest thing up your Ass?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the biggest item you have ever been able to squeeze up you ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge , sandwich , crisps, steak and chips and some cheese and biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ladies hand to the wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two seven inch cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an 8inch thick realistic dildo that stretches me a lot but once it's in its amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of verifications would testify to 'my head' but that's another story lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A doctors finger but I didnt put it there. It didnt half hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.

well, it was when it wet in.

wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.

well, it was when it wet in.

wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!"

Hey you stole my gag

I was biding my time till the punch line too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.

well, it was when it wet in.

wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!

Hey you stole my gag

I was biding my time till the punch line too

you know what they say.

insane minds think alike lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13" dildo 2" wide. What a cum that gives you. You can cum without touching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.

well, it was when it wet in.

wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!

Hey you stole my gag

I was biding my time till the punch line too

you know what they say.

insane minds think alike lol"

Badass. I'm watching you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an entire gateux, and a sunday dinner.

well, it was when it wet in.

wasnt when it came out, but felt like it was tinned!!

Hey you stole my gag

I was biding my time till the punch line too

you know what they say.

insane minds think alike lol

Badass. I'm watching you two

hope not too closely.

dont want you seeing the joins lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards."

Bit of a weird shape haha, I dont do much anal play but do enjoy it from time to time, I managed to get a big deodorant can up my ass today, hurt at first on the way in but it soon began to feel good.

I want someones fist next! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would get a better sensation by using a 3 bangs for your butt. It has three different diameters as you go down on it. It takes some doing but once it's home boy what a thrill.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure?"

Sure was Sure

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Whole bale of hay and a barrow of turnips

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

About half a centimetre of a ladies tongue.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Sure?

Sure was Sure

Glad to hear it, could of been a bit of a shocker if you'd admitted to Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure?

Sure was Sure

Glad to hear it, could of been a bit of a shocker if you'd admitted to Lynx Africa"

Haha, well the next goal has to be someones Arm

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards.

I want someones fist next! haha"

Not that Im advocating anyone shoving household items up their jacksey (there are far better things

) but please please don't put aerosol cans up there lid first - as the can comes out the lid often doesn't and the only way its coming out is via a trip to surgery...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards.

I want someones fist next! haha

Not that Im advocating anyone shoving household items up their jacksey (there are far better things

) but please please don't put aerosol cans up there lid first - as the can comes out the lid often doesn't and the only way its coming out is via a trip to surgery..."

Surgery or a shit load of Ex Lax haha Don't worry I used it with a condom over it, don't fancy a nasty infection

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Working on aDoc Johnson American Bombshell Rockeye Large Anal Dildo. A ridiculously large name for a ridiculously large toy, its 11" long and 11" circumference at the base. So far getting about halfway down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working on aDoc Johnson American Bombshell Rockeye Large Anal Dildo. A ridiculously large name for a ridiculously large toy, its 11" long and 11" circumference at the base. So far getting about halfway down.

I see you have a sex machine chair too, you kinky fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cone, wot a jackanory, LMAO. Sum exaggeraters on ( FAB ) PMSL.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Ma hied .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once managed an apple - no I didn't eat it afterwards.

I want someones fist next! haha

Not that Im advocating anyone shoving household items up their jacksey (there are far better things

) but please please don't put aerosol cans up there lid first - as the can comes out the lid often doesn't and the only way its coming out is via a trip to surgery..."

Indeed - the important part isn't in getting the object up your ass, its getting it out again!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Traffic cone. "

You want to search the "Super Victor Giant Dildo" on Lovehoney! Its not far from the size of a traffic cone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flabber has gasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole shaft af a rampant rabbit, the one with the rotating beads, was so tight it would not move when I turned it on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A doctors finger but I didnt put it there. It didnt half hurt

Does your doctor have 23 knuckles? I'm sure mine does...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"A doctors finger but I didnt put it there. It didnt half hurt

Does your doctor have 23 knuckles? I'm sure mine does..."

Don't think so. Ive lost all trust in her since though.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I see you have a sex machine chair too, you kinky fucker

Its fun using the two together although the dildo is really a bit big and heavy for the Monkey Rocker.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

My finger. But it was really cheap loo roll

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Biggest item...a friends cick and lost up their a butt plug lol.....memories lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whopping 10inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Traffic cone, wot a jackanory, LMAO. Sum exaggeraters on ( FAB ) PMSL. "

It was meant to make you laugh. Sum gullible types on (Fab) too

Although on a trip to Amsterdam there was a implement called Der Fist now that was bigger that a cone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Traffic cone, wot a jackanory, LMAO. Sum exaggeraters on ( FAB ) PMSL.

It was meant to make you laugh. Sum gullible types on (Fab) too

Although on a trip to Amsterdam there was a implement called Der Fist now that was bigger that a cone. "

Love your strap-on pic... would love for you to pegg me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a cracker you've got us pissing r selfs laughing

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

Just sat on a drawing pin and that killed

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"A doctors finger but I didnt put it there. It didnt half hurt

Mine had to ask me to "unclench" so he could get his finger out without, as he put it, "turning me inside out"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing more than a finger is going up my Cute but very manly ass xc

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"A doctors finger but I didnt put it there. It didnt half hurt

Mine had to ask me to "unclench" so he could get his finger out without, as he put it, "turning me inside out"!

Bet you didnt have an Ear Infection though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel all inferior now...all this talk of 11, 12 and 13 inches.

Biggest i have managed to get up is 8 and a half inches...mind you, it was attached to 5 ft 6 inches of man at the time

Not bad for a first time taking it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Traffic cone.

You want to search the "Super Victor Giant Dildo" on Lovehoney! Its not far from the size of a traffic cone

Bloody hell just looked up the super victor. My eyes waters just looking at it.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Traffic cone.

You want to search the "Super Victor Giant Dildo" on Lovehoney! Its not far from the size of a traffic cone

Bloody hell just looked up the super victor. My eyes waters just looking at it."

The product video is great, it almost looks like the demonstrator is hiding behind it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My own fist, a 10" cock, 8.5" circ plug. Not all at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7" circumference plug

A certain well known and even better hung black guy. (check my veri

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By *inkypervertMan
over a year ago

Durham

Boy will be always boys...

The contest who can spit further is always on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7" circumference plug

A certain well known and even better hung black guy. (check my veri

Fantastic two big ones filling both holes. Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember his name, but gosh he was a big boy

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A turd .

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

medical cam ohhhh not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four pound fifty in ten pence pieces

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I had a post office van smash my back doors in many years ago ....it wrote of my Escort van

But just settle for the wife's Strappy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7" circumference plug

A certain well known and even better hung black guy. (check my veri

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Fantastic two big ones filling both holes. Lovely."

Lol; Dream on. My back doors remain for toilet use only. That post was from 'him'.

I did try the same guy and I have to agree; he's one helluva big fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Four pound fifty in ten pence pieces

I suppose the 'change' did you good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've taken another woman's hand - past her wrist...

Awesome feeling her hand moving inside me while we looked into each other's eyes.....

mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy had his fist in me and was wanking off the other guy that had his cock in there as well. That was good. As for an object, I have a XXL Kong rubber toy. It's look it up. It's MASSIVE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was on my own so i made myself a dildo lol.

used a large can of shaving foam taped the lid on it then put loads of socks over the end to soften it and thicken it :P

with no lube other than spit and my slack ass i got it my ass while i st over it. took in a good 4 inchs and it was the exact same size as my fist

i was pissing pre cum while it was up me and was raw n tender for days lol but fucking loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch a couple of condoms over the whole thing next time. It will slip in easier and it won't soak up the lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick with a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick with a big cock

David Cameron perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick with a big cock

David Cameron perhaps."

I avoid men in relationships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao. I love this kinda discussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm my pals cock. 8" long and bout 2 1/2- 3" wide that put a smile on face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So now that all this has been said as someone did say watch what you use as you may have to have a trip to hospital Not bad service they provide these days free anal on the nhs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats with the "ass" remarks? Surely we are in UK and it is ARSE?

Also sounds like some people need a toll booth at there bum'ole

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By *ovecuckoldfunMan
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

my ex girlfriend got up my arse every day so got shut lol but a finger is nice or a bullet vibo while getting blown mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy had his fist in me and was wanking off the other guy that had his cock in there as well. That was good. As for an object, I have a XXL Kong rubber toy. It's look it up. It's MASSIVE."

Sorry. But this is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy had his fist in me and was wanking off the other guy that had his cock in there as well. That was good. As for an object, I have a XXL Kong rubber toy. It's look it up. It's MASSIVE.

Sorry. But this is so funny"

I wasn't giggling.

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

"Traffic cone, wot a jackanory, LMAO. Sum exaggeraters on ( FAB ) PMSL. "

We suggest you search this on porn sites, plenty of clips will attest otherwise.

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