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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better."

I always find the ''Its shit here I am off'' works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better.

I always find the ''Its shit here I am off'' works "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better.

I always find the ''Its shit here I am off'' works "

has worked for us in the past.

why sugar coat it.

we have been to a party and was ignored all night, well, for the hour and a half we put up with it anyway

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Babysitter issues... Alarm going off etc... Have someone call you and give a code for you want to leave or stay ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have one to go to sat too.hope its a gud one with plenty of ppl.will b a bit flat if not.

you could get a friend to text u.then make excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better."
can't leave your animals to long as need to go out for a wee , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when we fucked off, we nearly took the chicken dippers with us lol.

they were lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would but wife is too polite. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't bother with an excuse, just leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Leave! simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry just rembered I need to wash the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but we have to go now as have to be up at dawn as Xmas shopping , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gilly goes to the toilet rings me then we have childcare issues and were gone better sooner rather than later then still got time to drive to a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need to come up with an excuse?

Just say your going now! Bye bye thanks for having us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a hot meet later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not enjoying it and the party's not for you. You should just leave, as i don't think your coerced in to staying.

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By *ardiffmale30Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Best go now before the snow comes in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought. Fuck it we are going swinging and just wait to see the look on their faces. Dont think mrs t would be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of you 'suddenly' gets a migraine. Always works, although you do feel a bit guilty when people are wishing you to get well soon. Still, it gets you outta there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a meet set up with someone i need to meet only come to the party to show face as sign of respect but cant put the meet off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not telling my get out secrets lol but always have a back up plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of you 'suddenly' gets a migraine. Always works, although you do feel a bit guilty when people are wishing you to get well soon. Still, it gets you outta there "

Lol that's no good if you later on get verifications from the nearest club.

Ps sure I know you from somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better.

I always find the ''Its shit here I am off'' works "
ha

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

You could try a variation of Peter Cook's reply to unwanted invites... "I'm watching tv that evening"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We have never bailed on a party, even if we don't get to play, we always manage to find someone interesting to talk to.

Much like socials, if you have been sat in a corner and no-one has talked to you, what's to stop you getting up and working the room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have never bailed on a party, even if we don't get to play, we always manage to find someone interesting to talk to.

Much like socials, if you have been sat in a corner and no-one has talked to you, what's to stop you getting up and working the room? "

It works both ways. We go talk to people. If no-one wants to play, we play with each other. Usually people then join in.

Pretty poor if you go to a party as a couple and don't want to play with each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gilly goes to the toilet rings me then we have childcare issues and were gone better sooner rather than later then still got time to drive to a club "

Good plan.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Would keep murmuring 'beam me up Scotty' until you get asked to leave by the host count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loud fart followed by "Oops, I think I just followed through" works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need to come up with an excuse?

Just say your going now! Bye bye thanks for having us "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a call. the hamster is stuck in his wheel, got to dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol that's no good if you later on get verifications from the nearest club.

Ps sure I know you from somewhere lol"

Aha, never thought of that.

I know your name and suspect it is from a certain kink site I am not allowed to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave, if its busy i doubt anyone would even notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, this isn;t for us.

Thanks for the invite, but we are going to go."

Dont sugar coat it.. be honest!

PS.

Everyone knows the shit excuses, no matter how "real" they maybe are just excuses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a though the persons who's party it is isn't on fab are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't be a buzz kill for others they might be having a wild time and then you pipe up "this is shite, that is shite"...

just say quietly to the organizers it just isn't for you...

for all you know the rest of the party might think "thank god they have gone"...

just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a small bag of coffee granules into the Jacuzzi and say,,,,oops sorry!!! bet they ask you to leave.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House


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we have been to a party and was ignored all night, well, for the hour and a half we put up with it anyway"

Lies!!

Can't believe anyone would ignore you two x

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Maybe you could pre-empt it by saying beforehand that yu don't know how long you will be able to stay because you have hmm maybe been up all night with an ill child/neighbour's alarm going off all night or working nights. Then if you don't enjoy you can just say sorry we will have to go now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last bus home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a though the persons who's party it is isn't on fab are they? "

No I shouldn't think so. Lol

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better."

To pissed to stay.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better."

Doesnt this all really defeat the point as if the couple whos party your going to sees this..

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'm assuming it's a vanilla party and nothing to do with swinging.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm assuming it's a vanilla party and nothing to do with swinging. "

Ah well thats no big deal, use the old "sudden onset of the worse migraine ever"

excuse. I always find swinging parties more awkward to get out of.

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

We have left quite a few over the years. The last one turned into a free for all bareback party when our backs were turned and people were getting down to it.

Definitely not our style so we made an exit picking our way through the bodies to get to the door like a game of total wipeout. Don't think they realised we had gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when we fucked off, we nearly took the chicken dippers with us lol.

they were lovely"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I had this much fun. I was watching a loved one having an autopsy. See you in the future hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a small bag of coffee granules into the Jacuzzi and say,,,,oops sorry!!! bet they ask you to leave. "

Is this what is commonly known as "A party pooper"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm assuming it's a vanilla party and nothing to do with swinging. "

Your not wrong. Lol. If we were to find a couple to meet then we would have something to leave for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol that's no good if you later on get verifications from the nearest club.

Ps sure I know you from somewhere lol

Aha, never thought of that.

I know your name and suspect it is from a certain kink site I am not allowed to mention "

Most likely. Tried to message lol

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Please get me an invite to the party......

I promise to talk to you, amuse you, charm you, and pleasure you to distraction too.....

XxXxXxXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are hosting a party on 30th Nov for first time -hope no-one feels the need to make excuses to leave early!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your choice your decision don't be rude but be decisive. If its awful or you don't fancy anyone just leave.

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better.

I always find the ''Its shit here I am off'' works "

is it because we are from leeds or share a name --- I don't fany f***ing any one here i'm off home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose you could always just not go

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Tell them ur lactalose has kicked in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better."

download an app for your phone .that's rings at a set time.sort a code word out before like.this reminds me of that time in spain.if both of you have used it answer the phone then say your house alarm is going off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit that reminds me ive fogot to give the fish a drink of water bye

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

We left a party after about 10 minutes ! The place was a shithole , we looked like the only 'normal' people there , it looked like an audition for Fraggle Rock ! Picked up our bottle of Jack Daniels and escaped to a fab friends house and had a bloody good night there instead

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By * and K coupleTV/TS
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"We are going to a party on Saturday night, and dont know how it is going to plan out. If its shit and the atmosphere is poor we need an excuse to leave. More ideas the better."

You should go with a positive mind my sweet..

By the sounds of it i take it that you dont no the peeps who`s party it is,if it dose all go pete tong for you just leave,you dont have to say anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only left one and told them it too slow for me and ran of with two couples x

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By *oppy12345Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

How could anyone ignore you

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