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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. " Honest to a fault? Or damn creative | |||
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. Honest to a fault? Or damn creative " Honest I think because he invited me to join in. Cheeky bugger. | |||
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"most common, is a relative has just kicked the bucket. most unusual, the hamster is stuck in his wheel, and im off to the vet!" I thought the most common one was car breaking down. | |||
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"The daughter/son has just come round" Yep ...,. Seconded! | |||
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"most common, is a relative has just kicked the bucket. most unusual, the hamster is stuck in his wheel, and im off to the vet! I thought the most common one was car breaking down." I only meet professional guys, and they have nice cars ! | |||
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"The daughter/son has just come round" I've had that excuse for someone not phoning. | |||
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"guy not turn up cos he had a puncture and was waiting for RAC to come he never showed but days later got feedback saying he had gone to a club with a lady that night " My one with the car break down actually admitted it was a lie. He'd got cold feet. Ironically I was a pussycat back in those days . | |||
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"I had "somethings come up" !!!! No clue what that was and have not heard from him again " well that would be needed for a meet from a male lol | |||
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"I had "somethings come up" !!!! No clue what that was and have not heard from him again " If I get that excuse, I get the impression they didn't really want to meet as they rarely get back in touch | |||
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. " LOL, a slow death richly deserved there I think! | |||
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"we had - oh your messages have just come through all at once - after we said leaving home - arrived etc - give her her due she did get there in the end but think it was guilt - never met her again " have you never had that happen to your phone? | |||
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"I'm d*unk so I'm going to speak my mind and I don't care what the consequences are. People on here are full of shit. You think you're something special, well you ain't. Sex is sex. If you are giving,someone is taking. Get over your fucking selves. No one here is so special they are above anyone else. Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live " | |||
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" Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live " Tune in again tomorrow for the inevitable contrite rejoinder ....zzzzzzz | |||
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" Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live Tune in again tomorrow for the inevitable contrite rejoinder ....zzzzzzz" shu up bitch ( Essex accent) you would love my strap on deep in your arse | |||
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"I'm d*unk so I'm going to speak my mind and I don't care what the consequences are. People on here are full of shit. You think you're something special, well you ain't. Sex is sex. If you are giving,someone is taking. Get over your fucking selves. No one here is so special they are above anyone else. Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live " You on the right thread? If the meet/date cancels then there is no fucking | |||
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"I'm d*unk so I'm going to speak my mind and I don't care what the consequences are. People on here are full of shit. You think you're something special, well you ain't. Sex is sex. If you are giving,someone is taking. Get over your fucking selves. No one here is so special they are above anyone else. Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live " I'm with her | |||
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"I had "somethings come up" !!!! No clue what that was and have not heard from him again well that would be needed for a meet from a male lol" Yeah but not much use if he never met me !!! | |||
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"For me the funny part is why would someone want to waste time talking and arrange a meet and later doesn't turn up? Either he/she has loads of free time to waste others time or maybe they are just too shy to actually meet someone in person " I think some people arrange more than one at the same time. Then have to let people down or go on the missing list. They normally go a bit quiet a few days before the meet I find. | |||
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"My first day back using fab after a long break (not a new profile though) and I jumped right in and advertised for an mmf at my place. Found two suitable men, one very local (less than 10 mins drive) and one from Manchester. I texted the local one when the Manchester one was about 20 mins away like he asked me to. Then after Manchester bloke had arrived I got a message saying- ' so f $@^ing angry, got pulled over by police, going to be late'. At which point I gave up on him! He texted me again several hours later asking if he could come over now. Guessing he decided mmf wasn't his thing and waited till he thought bloke number 1 was gone!" I hope you replied with the fact both of you were still up for more | |||
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"My first day back using fab after a long break (not a new profile though) and I jumped right in and advertised for an mmf at my place. Found two suitable men, one very local (less than 10 mins drive) and one from Manchester. I texted the local one when the Manchester one was about 20 mins away like he asked me to. Then after Manchester bloke had arrived I got a message saying- ' so f $@^ing angry, got pulled over by police, going to be late'. At which point I gave up on him! He texted me again several hours later asking if he could come over now. Guessing he decided mmf wasn't his thing and waited till he thought bloke number 1 was gone! I hope you replied with the fact both of you were still up for more " Lol nah I just didn't reply, it was about 3am and I was off to bed. He has replied to my meet requests a few times since and oddly enough I've not replied to those either. .. | |||
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"My gr andson has just been born - which was a little odd considering the age she said she was " 28? | |||
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" Find someone to fuck and enjoy yourself. Live and let live Tune in again tomorrow for the inevitable contrite rejoinder ....zzzzzzz shu up bitch ( Essex accent) you would love my strap on deep in your arse " User No Longer On Site I love that guy! | |||
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"My gr andson has just been born - which was a little odd considering the age she said she was 28?" 27 - feasible I know, but the tartan shopping bag on wheels mmmm. | |||
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"Its all these fakes and timewasters that grind the gears. For our part we were due to go to a party 2 years ago. Mr G trapped a nerve in his back for real the afternoon of the party. So we called and said we wouldnt be there. I felt so bad not going as I was convinced they would think we were faking. Its taken him almost 2 years to be back to normal (thats the NHS for you). So to paraphrase, sometimes the excuses are for real (probably not most of these though lol)" Some people give excuses/reasons that one can research. Anything to do with major traffic disturbances for instance. | |||
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"I don't get them cancel however I have had no shows they don't get another chance if I cant meet I always text" It's only manners to cancel , you wouldn't make a date and time with anyone outside of fab and not just show up . | |||
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. " my fave one was a guy I had arranged to meet, I had got the train and was sat in the place we had arranged to meet, been there about 10 mins when he text me saying there's been a change of plan, i'm meeting someone else now so I not be coming to pick you up but i'm free tomorrow if you want to re arrange | |||
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"We had a party arranged and a guy txt to say he had cut himself shaving! He attached a photo of his cock and balls with blood gushing from one of the testicles!" Sounded genuine enough reason , but like the fact that he backed it up with a photo . Imagine all the other reasons / excuses being backed up with photographic evidence | |||
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"Not so much cancelling as I'd been sat in the pub for 30 mins already, but they guy texted me to say he wouldn't be meeting as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before. my fave one was a guy I had arranged to meet, I had got the train and was sat in the place we had arranged to meet, been there about 10 mins when he text me saying there's been a change of plan, i'm meeting someone else now so I not be coming to pick you up but i'm free tomorrow if you want to re arrange " I hope you took up his very generous offer | |||
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"Ive heard some good ones, unfortunately am unable to divulge them here as they may or may not lead to someone who used said excuse seeing it and reporting me. Rest assured it was funny as fuck. Shame I can't tell you." PM us all I could do with a laugh ! | |||
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"most common, is a relative has just kicked the bucket. most unusual, the hamster is stuck in his wheel, and im off to the vet! I thought the most common one was car breaking down." I had that the other day now im wondering | |||
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"I had one who told me he had been sick.... The message contained a photo of the toilet covered in sick.... He then asked me to call and I did and he was feeling ill and scared and crying down the phone... I tried to help nice!" I used to cry when vomiting, as a child | |||
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"Ive heard some good ones, unfortunately am unable to divulge them here as they may or may not lead to someone who used said excuse seeing it and reporting me. Rest assured it was funny as fuck. Shame I can't tell you." As soon as that member leaves the site, reveal | |||
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"Had a bloke mailing wanting a meet so said yeah then not long before he mailed saying we were too far away. we were 10 miles!!!! " I'd run the ten miles | |||
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"I'm probably guilty of bad excuses. I have family that need me and no man is more important than my family " dont think anyone suggested that a man was more important ...dont quite follow this post ! | |||
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"Had a bloke mailing wanting a meet so said yeah then not long before he mailed saying we were too far away. we were 10 miles!!!! I'd run the ten miles " haha good man | |||
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"I was asked them to confirm tge time on the day of a pre arranged meet . They said too busy . Should have cancelled instead of leading me on . It wasn't set in stone was the answer I got " I've had that and told him as far as I was concerned it was set in stone so didn't rearrange | |||
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"My husband has come home early i said that is strange as we had been chating for about 8 weeks and she told me she was widowed about a year before we started chating and she hadnt been with any man since " Well you would cancel if your dead husband turned up.... | |||
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