FabSwingers.com forum: Pleasuring yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As a single man of two years I have found a typical hand masturbation session a bit boring so I brought a flesh light was ok but got boring then I tried it with a vibrating bullet up my ass at the same time it was great but I soon got bored and today I was thinking for the first time in my life I wonder what it would feel like if by some chance I could pleasure my self orally and to my suprise I could do it and it feels great but while sucking I thought to my self god I've been alone for to long lol I think it's this site which makes you think of different dirty naughty things to do or is it just me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

damn was going to ask you to prove it but you have already grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol I had to take a pic to be fair I couldn't believe it to begin with I was laughing lots then I just did it for a little while longer will have to try longer tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single man of two years I have found a typical hand masturbation session a bit boring so I brought a flesh light was ok but got boring then I tried it with a vibrating bullet up my ass at the same time it was great but I soon got bored and today I was thinking for the first time in my life I wonder what it would feel like if by some chance I could pleasure my self orally and to my suprise I could do it and it feels great but while sucking I thought to my self god I've been alone for to long lol I think it's this site which makes you think of different dirty naughty things to do or is it just me

You have way too much time on your hands ....lool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No I don't really just during the week after work I experiment with my body it's really just cause I'm lonely

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Impressive.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Impressive.

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thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...

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no idea what you mean but if it is cum in my mouth the answer is no lol today was just to see if I could suck it I didn't finish myself of down my throat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...

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in English please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy

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lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I could lick my arse, I wouldn't be on the internet, I would be in the circus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol I wouldn't want to be able to do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky bugger.... If I could do that you'd all have to send me food parcels as I wouldn't leave the house.

I'm not flexible at all... I can't even touch my toes....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Touching my toes is impossible lol I really don't think I'm as flexible as you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don't get stuck..that would take some explaining to the paramedic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you don't get stuck..that would take some explaining to the paramedic."
haha

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wish you were my fella, save me a job

Seriously though, you need to get out more or get a hobby apart from wanking!

Julie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wish you were my fella, save me a job

Seriously though, you need to get out more or get a hobby apart from wanking!

Julie"
hobby is now changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy

lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger "
tell me how?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy

lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger tell me how?

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i reached my mouth so it must have lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We'll watching Lisa Ann porno and got to say it's such a turn on sucking my cock while she is sucking cock on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Impressive "
thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet loads are now going to have a go at this , And end up in A and E , LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet loads are now going to have a go at this , And end up in A and E , LOL

Just been looking up local yoga courses...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet loads are now going to have a go at this , And end up in A and E , LOL

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lol I was laughing my head of the first time I did it was in total shock lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet loads are now going to have a go at this , And end up in A and E , LOL

Just been looking up local yoga courses... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...

in English please?

Translated as...I have git to ask big fella...did you spunk down your own throat? I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...

in English please?

Translated as...I have git to ask big fella...did you spunk down your own throat? I think"

*got

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answer was no lol

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I was going to answer wand but i just fabbed a pic

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

Impressive indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you ladies I aim to please well myself anyway haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet loads are now going to have a go at this , And end up in A and E , LOL

Just been looking up local yoga courses... "
yes yoga may help to get you flexing , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've done no yoga just gods way of saying no one has done it to you in a few years so here you go sun enjoy ha

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

There are some threads you just wish you didn't click on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are some threads you just wish you didn't click on

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you love it really lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I had to have a peek at your pics just to see it for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should do a real porno video a couple could be fucking and I could be doing this lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I had to have a peek at your pics just to see it for myself

What's been seen cannot be unseen.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I had to have a peek at your pics just to see it for myself

What's been seen cannot be unseen."

+1 unfortunately lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant even reverse into my garage

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...

That'll be a rare profile Joack. Shame yer stell in Aeberdeen. An' am nae, like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to have a peek at your pics just to see it for myself

What's been seen cannot be unseen.

+1 unfortunately lol.. "
you love it lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Did you put a blob of jam on the end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you put a blob of jam on the end?"
marmite you either love it or you don't haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nearly hit my mouth haha

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Did you put a blob of jam on the end?marmite you either love it or you don't haha "

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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago

louthish

You had my curiosity , now you have my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to lick around my helmut as I masterbated but can no longer do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh you never fail to make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh you never fail to make me laugh

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lol want to see what happened when I sucked for to long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowing yourself !!! You must have a neck like a giraffe, or a very long todger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You jammy bugger! Not jealous much!!! But being an old git I just aint that bendy

lol it's not all about the bendy part I found once in possition my cock seemed to really grow bigger "

Could be very embarrassing if you got stuck in that position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol I wouldn't want to be able to do that lol "

Reminds me of the old joke. Why do dogs lick their balls ? Because they can !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant even reverse into my garage

Lol... That quote sounds like "Carry On" style innuendo.

"Oh matron, you can reverse into my garage anytime" can just hear Kenneth Williams uttering those words.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Did you like

I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would be funny if I got stuck what would I say lol was trying to be a human bowling bowl lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be funny if I got stuck what would I say lol was trying to be a human bowling bowl lol x"

You wouldn't say anything .You'd have a cock in your mouth !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking awesome dude...Marry Me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking awesome dude...Marry Me!!!

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lol I would looking at that ass everyday um um

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would be funny if I got stuck what would I say lol was trying to be a human bowling bowl lol x

You wouldn't say anything .You'd have a cock in your mouth !"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if I could I wouldnt.ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume you have removed the pic now because dare I say it, I had to look! And I can't see (only looking so I can try myself lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done no yoga just gods way of saying no one has done it to you in a few years so here you go sun enjoy ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume you have removed the pic now because dare I say it, I had to look! And I can't see (only looking so I can try myself lol)"

did same couldnt find

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I assume you have removed the pic now because dare I say it, I had to look! And I can't see (only looking so I can try myself lol)

did same couldnt find

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it's on now I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wanted to do this but just can't quite get there, close enough to score a direct hit tho

I did manage to get about an inch of my own cock up my ass tho. That was a rather unusual sensation!

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By *hitedukeMan
over a year ago

derby

Lol quality !!

I had an ex that used to like to watch me cum on my own face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should go on Britain got talent with that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should go on Britain got talent with that!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ..... av got ta ask big fella .... did ye spooj doon yer ain thrapple ?? ...

Farkin lmfao ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume you have removed the pic now because dare I say it, I had to look! And I can't see (only looking so I can try myself lol)

did same couldnt find

it's on now I promise "

Well done fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't believe I've had no meets at all of here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I've had no meets at all of here lol "

Marra , you need to get down the quayside and get yourself a nice bit of totty who can take care of that for you l

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There tommorow

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