FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

First time seeing someones assets down below

Jump to newest
 

By *lay2018 OP   Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

Anytime youve met someone or cples for the first time, what has been your reaction when the underwear has came of for the first time.

That first time you see what you have to work with what are you thoughts, was it neat, tidy, shaven, hairy, BIG, small, tight loose or even smelly, you get the picture.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never really thought about it.

we all have the same thing so its not like you are in for much of a suprise.

unless there is 2 cocks down there, or the pussy is horizontal.

i have, however, been playing with someones missus, watching V do her thing with the bloke, thinking her fella has a decent sized cock lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If I have to put mi specs on it aint good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got down to the nitty gritty and when the boxers came off is was about 2 inches when hard and a funny shape. .... really put me off I'm afraid.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I have to put mi specs on it aint good "

Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England

Nothing I work off reaction to what I do to them and what they do to me... I've very little interest in what body parts look like I'm more interested how they respond how the person kisses there touch how they respond to me ect... If there pussy is large I will do other things than I'd do to a tight pussy. Only time it matters to me is if there a size 20 plus as that's above my limitations

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I have to put mi specs on it aint good "

Nice bum by the way and I am straight lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm size 18/20

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

First time I saw my fb I thought , 'Fuck me! He's a tripod!'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never usually a surprise as I normally insist on pics before hand..... Luckily I've never met anyone smelly!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"If I have to put mi specs on it aint good

Nice bum by the way and I am straight lol "

You need to borrow these 'ere specs??

But thank you x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been pleasently surprised by a piercing that I did not about

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once met a cpl and she was stunning, so was her flu flu, but it didn't half pong, her husband had obviously deposited something up there the night before and it was rank, put me off completley!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England


"Once met a cpl and she was stunning, so was her flu flu, but it didn't half pong, her husband had obviously deposited something up there the night before and it was rank, put me off completley! "

Sour cream?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crab sticks/off prawns!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth"

And what did you do with that?

Story only half complete lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth

And what did you do with that?

Story only half complete lol "

you lived to tell the tale then

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth"

That is the nice kind of surprise

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth

And what did you do with that?

Story only half complete lol

you lived to tell the tale then "

Was expecting like a magic act where he splits the woman in two.

& moral of the story women shouldn't go for 6ft ers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth

And what did you do with that?

Story only half complete lol

you lived to tell the tale then

Was expecting like a magic act where he splits the woman in two.

& moral of the story women shouldn't go for 6ft ers "

I'm over 6ft and while I'm happy with my lot I wouldn't split anyone in two!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I never expect much, and cock size, pubes, cut or uncut is not relevant to me. If I don't like the man I could care less what's in his pants.

That said, on more than one occasion I've thought "hmmm...not really much there to work with, but hey..."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *a petite madameWoman
over a year ago

London / Essex

I once met a guy whose testicles were completely different sizes...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anytime youve met someone or cples for the first time, what has been your reaction when the underwear has came of for the first time.

That first time you see what you have to work with what are you thoughts, was it neat, tidy, shaven, hairy, BIG, small, tight loose or even smelly, you get the picture. "

you want my reaction of every cock I've seen? how long you got?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"If I have to put mi specs on it aint good

Nice bum by the way and I am straight lol

You need to borrow these 'ere specs??

But thank you x "

No she doesn't she's right about your bum

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *puk68Man
over a year ago

Morpeth


"If I have to put mi specs on it aint good

Nice bum by the way and I am straight lol

You need to borrow these 'ere specs??

But thank you x

No she doesn't she's right about your bum

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a guy whose testicles were completely different sizes... "

thats not as unusual as it sounds!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth

And what did you do with that?

Story only half complete lol

you lived to tell the tale then

Was expecting like a magic act where he splits the woman in two.

& moral of the story women shouldn't go for 6ft ers "

I lived! And he was my height thank you but I did feel like I was being split in two. First thought after the initial shock was I'll never deepthroat it then that ain't going anywhere near my arse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *a petite madameWoman
over a year ago

London / Essex


"I once met a guy whose testicles were completely different sizes...

thats not as unusual as it sounds! "

Really?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Anytime youve met someone or cples for the first time, what has been your reaction when the underwear has came of for the first time.

That first time you see what you have to work with what are you thoughts, was it neat, tidy, shaven, hairy, BIG, small, tight loose or even smelly, you get the picture. "

'hers' is bigger than mine

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im average in the trouser dept, ive never had disparaging remarks at all, if i think its going to be an issue, i let my prospective partner know before hand and i have made a point of learning other skills to make up for any potential shortfall.

Never left a partner or playdate unsatisfied.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a guy whose testicles were completely different sizes...

thats not as unusual as it sounds!

Really? "

The left is bigger in about 90% of men :p

Supposedly the left noob is slightly bigger in women too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth

And what did you do with that?

Story only half complete lol

you lived to tell the tale then

Was expecting like a magic act where he splits the woman in two.

& moral of the story women shouldn't go for 6ft ers

I lived! And he was my height thank you but I did feel like I was being split in two. First thought after the initial shock was I'll never deepthroat it then that ain't going anywhere near my arse "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got down to the nitty gritty and when the boxers came off is was about 2 inches when hard and a funny shape. .... really put me off I'm afraid. "

You said you wouldn't tell anyone!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Couldn't tell you. The missus always insists on the lights being out.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth

And what did you do with that?

Story only half complete lol

you lived to tell the tale then

Was expecting like a magic act where he splits the woman in two.

& moral of the story women shouldn't go for 6ft ers

I lived! And he was my height thank you but I did feel like I was being split in two. First thought after the initial shock was I'll never deepthroat it then that ain't going anywhere near my arse "

Right choice made I think. No good next day going into work walking like John Wayne chewing on a hola hoop!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"i have, however, been playing with someones missus, watching V do her thing with the bloke, thinking her fella has a decent sized cock lol"

Yes, know that one too!

By the time the underwear comes off then our minds are on the fucking to follow, and the size of cocks or labia or whatever and the pubic hair style are of passing interest then, but often something we talk about together afterwards.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lay2018 OP   Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.


"I had a huge shock recently. Met someone from here, about my height and slim. When he took his boxers off a monster sprang out. I was so shocked I put my hands on my head and went "What am I going to do with that!!" It was huge in length and girth"

We have yet to meet a small guy with a big cock, medium yes but never large. Where is the guy from you mention.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I once got down to the nitty gritty and when the boxers came off is was about 2 inches when hard and a funny shape. .... really put me off I'm afraid. "

I've been there. It was a very unpleasant shock. I like to be able to work on a cock with mouth, tongue, hands and fingers tips. No hope there.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got down to the nitty gritty and when the boxers came off is was about 2 inches when hard and a funny shape. .... really put me off I'm afraid.

I've been there. It was a very unpleasant shock. I like to be able to work on a cock with mouth, tongue, hands and fingers tips. No hope there. "

PMSL!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have yet to meet a small guy with a big cock, medium yes but never large. Where is the guy from you mention. "

Haven't met me yet, that's why

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top