FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you instantly delete

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What puts you off or makes you delete messsages?

Our ever growing list is: one line messages, no veris showing,been here a year and no veris,hairy cock and balls (bleurgh) and guys that have pics of their cock next to something e.g sky remote,vhs tape,deodarant can e.t.c

On that last one,guys that take a pic of their cock next to a can of beer. Never a good look as that just suggests you sit at home drinking on your own taking pics of your cock. Alluring it is not.

What gets on your tits so much that the said offenders never will actually get on them?

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

Anyone that clearly hasn't read our profiile,

One liners

No pics

Other side of the country

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Text speak; idiots who can't string a sentence together, as in "i wanna fook yer missis wi me big cock"; guys who ask if they can meet when it plainly says on our profile that we don't want to hear from them; profiles with mega close ups of a bell end or clit and nothing else; couples who have been on here over a year and no meets.

Sure there's more but these spring to mind.

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

"What puts you off or makes you delete messsages?

On that last one,guys that take a pic of their cock next to a can of beer. Never a good look as that just suggests you sit at home drinking on your own taking pics of your cock. Alluring it is not.

What gets on your tits so much that the said offenders never will actually get on them?

I think for us your points are an instant delete

there maybe more but you have listed a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay up luv

Can I ask you something

You are beautiful

Meet me tonight in my hotel

We are after a brunette under 40 but a older blonde will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

- Bad grammar, poor spelling and txt spk.

- Messages from single guys who contact us saying they know we don't want messages from singles men but they're really special.

- Pictures showing messy or dirty houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 liners

anyone that describes the size of their appendage in an opening gambit.

feels they have nothing else to offer but a large dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The over a year and no veri's are our main one. The other one is reading a profile and finding anything that is unnecessarily nasty in there.

We are a bit more careful about other side of the country now - we have met some great people who lived miles away but had relatives or friends locally they visit.

Oh and hairy bits......... Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above....

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By *bthreeCouple
over a year ago

Yeovil

"What puts you off or makes you delete messsages?

On that last one,guys that take a pic of their cock next to a can of beer. Never a good look as that just suggests you sit at home drinking on your own taking pics of your cock. Alluring it is not.

What gets on your tits so much that the said offenders never will actually get on them?

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lol all of the above, couldn't have put it better our selves xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk with long list of dislikes and who come across intentionally or not as snobs.

This includes those who say i or we arw professional people and expect the same wtf my version of professional maybe different to others and then if i get a message off professionals wanting meet do they want me as their bit of rough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooooh thought of some more.

'I'm not (insert what your looking for) but would you consider ...." errr no!

Cock shots over the toilet (the day someone hasn't flushed is coming mark my words)

Married and playing away

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ones off blokes.

Girls dont message me unless its some kind of warning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Text speak; idiots who can't string a sentence together, as in "i wanna fook yer missis wi me big cock"

Were they northern by any chance? Lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I read the profile first. If they don't meet what I'm looking for I delete without reading.

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

i dont mind hairy bits in the right places...lady with a moustache is a no no.

txt speak.

one line replies after you spend 10 mins writing a thoughful message based on their profile... and of course one line profiles.

People who say "send a face pic" but never dispaly one of themselves or send you one...

Generally though i am a tolerant soul and realise not everyone is the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very hairy cock/pussy, too far away, not read profile properly, guys looking for TVs/TSs and guys wearing panties to name a few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that clearly hasn't read our profiile,

One liners

No pics

Other side of the country

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

When we get a message while we are online asking if it's the male or female at the keyboard. We know full well if we reply it's the male or both of us we won't get a reply. If it's the female it's straight into sex talk. We just assume they have no concept of what a couple is, delete and block.

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Text speak; idiots who can't string a sentence together, as in "i wanna fook yer missis wi me big cock"

Were they northern by any chance? Lol"

Very very unlikely they were from north of us !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text speak; idiots who can't string a sentence together, as in "i wanna fook yer missis wi me big cock"

Were they northern by any chance? Lol

Very very unlikely they were from north of us !!!!!"

Ullapool maybe?

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By *ndy_mandyCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Cock pics or stupid one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who sound snobbish or up themselves.

Flabby pictures(not my thing)

Scruffy looking ppl and houses.

More dislikes than likes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who sound snobbish or up themselves.

Flabby pictures(not my thing)

Scruffy looking ppl and houses.

More dislikes than likes."

irony...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yous or use when referring to you

overweight people

no pics of male half

too far away

no pics

no veris by meets

too old

messages aimed at the female only

hairy people

men who say athletic when they are skinny/fat

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By *ouple4biguyCouple
over a year ago

ayr

"yous or use when referring to you

overweight people

no pics of male half

too far away

no picsi

no veris by meets

too old

messages aimed at the female only

hairy people

men who say athletic when they are skinny/fat"
especially your first and last points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who sound snobbish or up themselves.

Flabby pictures(not my thing)

Scruffy looking ppl and houses.

More dislikes than likes.

irony..."

Not really, I'd have to be up myself, stating something as part of a forums question isn't snobbish!

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By *hopgirlWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

If they have dogging as an interest or if they are bi or bi-curious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hei, fancy a shag?lol x.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

wanna lick u

if im not attracted

too far

wanna fuck in my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im far better at ignoring than instantly deleting

Then I have a mass delete

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Anyone sending me cock pics..cant stand it.. even worse when going to their profiles and there are 30 odd pics all of cock.. horrid

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

One liners or one word like Hi

Bi or Bi Curious Male (Fems choice)

15-20 years Older

15-20 years younger

A preference of bareback

Ignorance

Rudeness

People that don't read.

Attachments of cocks and fanny's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny to have cone across this tonight. I have had a few messages tonight that have been deleted...

"Hi wanna fuck" - delete

"Want to chat" - delete

"Would love you fuck your arse" - funnily enough delete!

I dont know what makes a good opening message but certainly know a bad one

Oh well onwards and upwards

I cant say bad spelling as mine is shocking!! Lol

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

When people send a message which seems to be aimed at a single female, male half completely blanked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Txt speak, bad grammar and phonetic spelling. I am a snob. Sorry.

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By *ndy_mandyCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

"When people send a message which seems to be aimed at a single female, male half completely blanked."

Agree 100%

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Bare back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Cock pics next to sky remotes/Lynx deodorant cans

-Text speak

-Bareback

-Poor SPAG

That'll do for now. Sometimes I delete messages before opening because I know from the preview the kind of bloke will be behind the message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv/cd etc that do not look anywhere near femine as in twenty stone old blokes. Just gets instant block. Ones i like look of that look femine i will have a look at.

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By *heekyFiferMan
over a year ago

Lochgelly

Maybe someone could enlighten me on something here that ive never considered before....why would someone who has been here for over a year with no veris be off puting???

Ive never actually met anyone face to face but have chatted, skype'd and phoned several folks before....but ive never asked any of them to verify me as didnt think it was really that important.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile Pics of Cock/pussy/couples playing with the aforementioned hanging out. Personally I'd rather see a black silouette than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe someone could enlighten me on something here that ive never considered before....why would someone who has been here for over a year with no veris be off puting???

Ive never actually met anyone face to face but have chatted, skype'd and phoned several folks before....but ive never asked any of them to verify me as didnt think it was really that important.

Thanks

I use veris as a guide to how folk are bearing in mind no one will publish a bad one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that send the same old crap there boringme now

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By *heekyFiferMan
over a year ago

Lochgelly

Aye i thought as much.....do you have to approve the veris for it to appear on your profile?? If so then as you say its not really much to go on as there will never be a bad commnt eh.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Over a year with no verifications.

Messages with no pictures don't even get read.

Hi how are you..... Yaawwwwwn.

No pictures but attached cock.

Pretty boys. I like men to look like men.

Long clearly copy and paste messages.

Been on over a month but still says will fill this in later.

I could go on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase "jog on" in a profile. Just. Fuck. Off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase "jog on" in a profile. Just. Fuck. Off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It totally puts me off when there's not even a 'hi'. You really can't go wrong with a bit of courtesy...lol. I once had a message that read (and consisted only of...): 'do you want to go dogging tonight?' and a pic of a penis. Erm, no, sorry... Say hello folks; tell me who you are. Is that asking too much??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When people send a message which seems to be aimed at a single female, male half completely blanked.

Agree 100%"

instant delete.

When i (male) played as a single i would make sure i messages them as a pair. If anything I would probably chat to the guy more. Lets face it,women are too god damn sexy and yes of course most men are looking to ravish the lady ultimately (unless he has a lush suckable cock

) but its about all 3 people having a great night and not just the sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apologies for the spelling and grammar. Bloody phone! I'm not thick,honest guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I see a veri from a TV pre op meet and guy says he is straight

No face pics

Too many sex or cock pics

No face pics

Too old

Crass fuck my cunt type messages ( shudder )

A first message that includes a phone number

Been on over a year and no veris

Just cam veris ( 4 or more ) indicating a virtual wanker

Dont meet my picky profile criteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People too stupid or d*unk to read your message properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I think they are fake, ill delete or if they too far or just not my type

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

Bad spelling and unnecessary use of the apostrophe - Talk about butchering the English language when you are English!!

Lack of manners and courtesy - starting a message with hi, hello is actually a good thing.

Gay and bi dudes emailing me - my profile says I am straight, fucker!

The unbelievable attitude of some couples - the fact that you are married doesn't mean the rest of us are desperate and can't find anyone to settle down with, hence our singledom. It's actually cos we like being single and you aren't doing us any favours by writing to us.

And lastly, friend invites from people who aren't my friends, people I have no intention of meet or those who live in Timbuktu!! Get a grip!

Rant over...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So its looks like the general consensus is if you sit at home drinking and measuring your cock against your sky remote,are too old/young,far away,speak like you text,have hairy bits and no veris you aren't meeting any of us.

Wonder how many people will delete that cock measuring pic now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile with 10 commandments of swinging in block capitals letters

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

"A profile with 10 commandments of swinging in block capitals letters

Oh yeah, how can I forget that.

The rule merchants. No kissing, no taking your clothes or whatever rule they make up. If you are into rules, just stay with your partner. Swinging is meant to be carefree and fun.

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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.

Same old...

One liners, text speak and a badly written or nonexistent profile text.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Stupid people. What I deem to be 'stupid' changes on an hourly basis.

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Anyone that clearly hasn't read our profiile,

One liners

No pics

Other side of the country

Text speak

Bad grammar

Lots of 'xxx's

Calling me 'Hun' or starting the message with 'Hey'

"I'm in a hotel, wanna join me", do they think we've never visited a hotel??

Just to add a few more to a list of instant turn offs, but how many guys do you think would actually read this thread and thus learn how people DON'T want to be approached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What puts you off or makes you delete messsages?

On that last one,guys that take a pic of their cock next to a can of beer. Never a good look as that just suggests you sit at home drinking on your own taking pics of your cock. Alluring it is not.

What gets on your tits so much that the said offenders never will actually get on them?

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By *inkySCouple
over a year ago

Capetown

Well......I know everyone is different shape/size/looks but if I'm honest its pictures of "predator pussys" that scare me off

Sharron x

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Stupid people. What I deem to be 'stupid' changes on an hourly basis. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read and reply to every message, its bad manners not to

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

People that talk about hats or cake, I don't even get why they would do that. It's not like this is a hat or cake site. Especially gluten free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well......I know everyone is different shape/size/looks but if I'm honest its pictures of "predator pussys" that scare me off

Sharron x

Classic! What would you do if you came face to face with one. Do you leg it or try desperately to move northwards whist trying to block out the image you now have in your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy messages saying he would like to meet and can he bring a mate along is an instant delete, that is like a red rag to me, I am not a free for all.

The other is the 'can I come over now / do you want to come to mine now' when I'm online at 2am cos I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the phrase 'How are yous?'

No veris after a year

Smokers or bi men (when profile says we don't meet them)

Married men

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By *sobella FoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

People emailing and asking to meet in their first email to me before I've even spoken to them .... c'mon folks ... like people are gonna meet without a quick convo first!!

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

No pictures , or pictures of when jesus was a little boy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People emailing and asking to meet in their first email to me before I've even spoken to them .... c'mon folks ... like people are gonna meet without a quick convo first!!

Oh I like those messages. Even better if theres no pics or veri's or info on the profile. I always say yes please and then enjoy the responses from there

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Getting the same copy and paste message I got 3 days ago.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Getting the same copy and paste message I got 3 days ago. "

Surely it takes more time to copy and save a message and then save it somewhere than it does to actually type a new one - unless its a fuckin novel....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Getting the same copy and paste message I got 3 days ago.

Surely it takes more time to copy and save a message and then save it somewhere than it does to actually type a new one - unless its a fuckin novel...."

It wasn't tiny but also wasn't that long. A general introduction, regarding age sexual preference location etc. Then something about how much he enjoyed my profile and what he'd like to do to me. And other stuff.

Generally the copy and paste jobs are a good few lines long.

This particular bloke was actually a site supporter, I replied telling him it says on profiles when you last contacted someone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles with an infinite list of their demands and do's and dont's

then you look at their pics and they are not in a position to be so choosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be one liners or even better the one word message !!! "hi"

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"What puts you off or makes you delete messsages?

All of the above

Not reading the profile and stalkers or your enthusiastic guys who think its a good idea to send you messages every hour

its certainly not a turn on. Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single blokes unable to read the words "no single men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"profiles with an infinite list of their demands and do's and dont's

then you look at their pics and they are not in a position to be so choosey "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single blokes unable to read the words "no single men""

That is why the filter system is there for.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A gallery which consists of 18 cock shots from slightly different angles.

Single guy who feel the need to aggressively state that "I'm not gay so stop f**king messaging me" instead of simply setting filters. Ironically there have been quite a few men with great pics and profiles but a one sentence rant against gay men has put me off.

The fantasy "what would you do/say if I..." message - I'd say read my profile and you'd realise that half the things on your cut and paste message are not my preferences!

I don't mind hi how are you messages. I work on the principle that if you said it to me in a bar and it was courteous and didn't make me want to throw a drink in your face or call you a name then I'll reply even if it's to say no thanks. No hoops, no hours spent crafting a witty message, just pleasant backed up with a decent profile and a couple of decent pics.

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

Men slagging of women on their profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who insist, when you mention you have younger kids and can't just pop out for a couple of hours at stupid o'clock, that it will be ok...also younger guys who you politely say no to stating that you have a daughter of a similar age who they then proceed to say "can you introduce me to her" or "I've got a mother daughter fantasy" SICK PERVERTS!

PS: amusing that my profile contains a number of the above bad stuff {giggles} oh well, we can't all be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People without ant photos and those with hidden profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single blokes unable to read the words "no single men"

That is why the filter system is there for."

That's what profiles are there for,to be read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that clearly hasn't read our profiile,

One liners

No pics

Other side of the country

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