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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi guys and gals, me and the gf are home alone all weekend and I want to to be the best time ever, I will be commin home from work around 12 both nights any good ways of waking her up with a smile, and making the night long, I've got a mini body wand and a vibrator but don't want to use them straight away, how else can we make th night fun, any games we could play ect we both have no limits and love to get dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys and gals, me and the gf are home alone all weekend and I want to to be the best time ever, I will be commin home from work around 12 both nights any good ways of waking her up with a smile, and making the night long, I've got a mini body wand and a vibrator but don't want to use them straight away, how else can we make th night fun, any games we could play ect we both have no limits and love to get dirty "

How about waking her up with "hi hunny I am on a sex site that you don't know about, looking for a fuck"!!! That should get her wide awake and you should get plenty of action!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys and gals, me and the gf are home alone all weekend and I want to to be the best time ever, I will be commin home from work around 12 both nights any good ways of waking her up with a smile, and making the night long, I've got a mini body wand and a vibrator but don't want to use them straight away, how else can we make th night fun, any games we could play ect we both have no limits and love to get dirty

How about waking her up with "hi hunny I am on a sex site that you don't know about, looking for a fuck"!!! That should get her wide awake and you should get plenty of action!!!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys and gals, me and the gf are home alone all weekend and I want to to be the best time ever, I will be commin home from work around 12 both nights any good ways of waking her up with a smile, and making the night long, I've got a mini body wand and a vibrator but don't want to use them straight away, how else can we make th night fun, any games we could play ect we both have no limits and love to get dirty

How about waking her up with "hi hunny I am on a sex site that you don't know about, looking for a fuck"!!! That should get her wide awake and you should get plenty of action!!!

"

hahaha

I think this post might turn out fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys and gals, me and the gf are home alone all weekend and I want to to be the best time ever, I will be commin home from work around 12 both nights any good ways of waking her up with a smile, and making the night long, I've got a mini body wand and a vibrator but don't want to use them straight away, how else can we make th night fun, any games we could play ect we both have no limits and love to get dirty

How about waking her up with "hi hunny I am on a sex site that you don't know about, looking for a fuck"!!! That should get her wide awake and you should get plenty of action!!!

hahaha

I think this post might turn out fun "

Me 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys and gals, me and the gf are home alone all weekend and I want to to be the best time ever, I will be commin home from work around 12 both nights any good ways of waking her up with a smile, and making the night long, I've got a mini body wand and a vibrator but don't want to use them straight away, how else can we make th night fun, any games we could play ect we both have no limits and love to get dirty

How about waking her up with "hi hunny I am on a sex site that you don't know about, looking for a fuck"!!! That should get her wide awake and you should get plenty of action!!!

hahaha

I think this post might turn out fun

Me 2 "

Me 3 but he is not online so we have to await the reply!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn anyone? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popcorn anyone? Lol "

Haha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I hate to be a wet blanket middle aged drone but won't she be asleep at midnight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even funnier if his gf is on here without him knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Shall we wait till he can tell us if his gf knows he is on here or not before assuming anything.

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Poor sod just wanted advice!!! So unfair to make judgements

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Shall we wait till he can tell us if his gf knows he is on here or not before assuming anything. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Shall we wait till he can tell us if his gf knows he is on here or not before assuming anything. "

Moody, it was your chance to respond to my post saying 'oh no steve, you're an exciting interesting sexually adventurous guy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok a vote,

it ifs a yes say aye

if it's a no say nay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Shall we wait till he can tell us if his gf knows he is on here or not before assuming anything.

Moody, it was your chance to respond to my post saying 'oh no steve, you're an exciting interesting sexually adventurous guy' "

Oops sorry , Steve you're an exciting interesting sexually adventurous guy. There is that better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok a vote,

it ifs a yes say aye

if it's a no say nay "

that his gf knows that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok a vote,

it ifs a yes say aye

if it's a no say nay "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok a vote,

it ifs a yes say aye

if it's a no say nay

"

is that a aye or a nay??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok a vote,

it ifs a yes say aye

if it's a no say nay

is that a aye or a nay??"

It's a I can't believe what I'm reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok a vote,

it ifs a yes say aye

if it's a no say nay

is that a aye or a nay??

It's a I can't believe what I'm reading "

believe in it, have faith

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Shall we wait till he can tell us if his gf knows he is on here or not before assuming anything.

Moody, it was your chance to respond to my post saying 'oh no steve, you're an exciting interesting sexually adventurous guy'

Oops sorry , Steve you're an exciting interesting sexually adventurous guy.

There is that better "

Phwooooaarr yeah! Better than being woken up at bloody midnight!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm gonna give the OP the benefit of the doubt and assume his gf knows he's on here. I hope, however, she isn't reading this post cos it will spoil her surprise. Although...if she does know He's on here she probably will be interested enough to read this in which case....don't ask and make it a proper surprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the gf has a surprise waiting for you - three horny bi guys with tons of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Shall we wait till he can tell us if his gf knows he is on here or not before assuming anything. "

so why not put "i am in a relationship but she knows I am on here"??

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Blimey he came all over his bath mat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the OP hasn't yet clarified this post lol As for your question...try googling it Lots of ideas etc on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys and gals, me and the gf are home alone all weekend and I want to to be the best time ever, I will be commin home from work around 12 both nights any good ways of waking her up with a smile, and making the night long, I've got a mini body wand and a vibrator but don't want to use them straight away, how else can we make th night fun, any games we could play ect we both have no limits and love to get dirty

How about waking her up with "hi hunny I am on a sex site that you don't know about, looking for a fuck"!!! That should get her wide awake and you should get plenty of action!!!

"

Haha! This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Shall we wait till he can tell us if his gf knows he is on here or not before assuming anything.

so why not put "i am in a relationship but she knows I am on here"??

"

Why should he? We don't know how he goes about his business because that's his business

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'm saying Aye

To quote Kelly's Heroes' Odball, "Have a little faith, baby, have a little faith"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think 'user no longer on site' answers that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok a vote,

it ifs a yes say aye

if it's a no say nay

that his gf knows that is"

In fairness thats their business, you don't have to like it.

I'm just confused how the first post after OP assumes she doesn't know... have i missed something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think 'user no longer on site' answers that one!"

Another one bites the dust.

A victim of the Fab Forum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think 'user no longer on site' answers that one!

Another one bites the dust.

A victim of the Fab Forum..."

Yes I agree, the guy wrote a friendly post asking for tips, so why do people have to jump in with nastiness just because they made assumptions or didn't agree with what the OP does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think 'user no longer on site' answers that one!

Another one bites the dust.

A victim of the Fab Forum...

Yes I agree, the guy wrote a friendly post asking for tips, so why do people have to jump in with nastiness just because they made assumptions or didn't agree with what the OP does. "

A single person who posts about a partner who is mentioned nowhere in their profile - sadly on this site the assumption of cheating is usually the right one. To me the fact that he left so quickly indicates he realised what he'd said and sh*t himself that somehow his gf would find out... not that he was so upset by a reply accusing him of cheating. If he wasn't, then surely it wouldn't bother him?

Technically no it's not anyone else's business but the subject of cheating provokes strong emotions and opinions in a lot of people (me included) and I actually like the fact that people on here call out the cheaters. I will never understand how some people facilitate it - I know that you're not and nobody on this thread did!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You are assuming the GF was real...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm gonna give the OP the benefit of the doubt and assume his gf knows he's on here. I hope, however, she isn't reading this post cos it will spoil her surprise. Although...if she does know He's on here she probably will be interested enough to read this in which case....don't ask and make it a proper surprise! "

Hmm....he left quite quickly. Perhaps that was the surprise. Or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think 'user no longer on site' answers that one!"

It answers nothing other than the fact he left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all join this site for our own personal reasons. It isnt anyone elses business whether the OP had a girlfriend, is cheating, not cheating, whatever the bloody hell he's doing. Cheating people are not banned on this site, they are entitled to use the facilities just as we all are.

Noone should have the right to 'call anyone out'. There should not be a vigilante group of fab forumites hijacing threads and taking pleasure when they see the 'user no longer on site' tag.

You may think that these cheaters are not welcome on fab and should be outed. But the owners of fab have maybe lost out on a member who was paying a silver or gold subscription.

No doubt the fella will join again and be wary of mentioning a girlfriend. He may still be cheating but he'll hide it. So what has been achieved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all join this site for our own personal reasons. It isnt anyone elses business whether the OP had a girlfriend, is cheating, not cheating, whatever the bloody hell he's doing. Cheating people are not banned on this site, they are entitled to use the facilities just as we all are.

Noone should have the right to 'call anyone out'. There should not be a vigilante group of fab forumites hijacing threads and taking pleasure when they see the 'user no longer on site' tag.

You may think that these cheaters are not welcome on fab and should be outed. But the owners of fab have maybe lost out on a member who was paying a silver or gold subscription.

No doubt the fella will join again and be wary of mentioning a girlfriend. He may still be cheating but he'll hide it. So what has been achieved?"

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