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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need tips on shaving butt, I got smooth bum cheeks but I want fully smooth crack to go with my sac and cock.......lol, I see plenty guts smooth bums on here but no one wants share there secrets.........any tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire"."

bloody hell, Im to much of a newbie, that post brought tears to my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

bloody hell, Im to much of a newbie, that post brought tears to my eyes "

Haha...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire"."

Nair....is that removal cream and does the hair fall off after u remove cream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

Nair....is that removal cream and does the hair fall off after u remove cream..."
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Yes and yes. Just be careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

Nair....is that removal cream and does the hair fall off after u remove cream.....

Yes and yes. Just be careful."

Amazon reviews springs to mind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

Nair....is that removal cream and does the hair fall off after u remove cream.....

Yes and yes. Just be careful.

Amazon reviews springs to mind! "

Cheeky...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

Nair....is that removal cream and does the hair fall off after u remove cream.....

Yes and yes. Just be careful."

Ok.thanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

Nair....is that removal cream and does the hair fall off after u remove cream.....

Yes and yes. Just be careful.

Amazon reviews springs to mind! "

One of the best Amazon reviews ever!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use veet but like some one else has said DO NOT LEAVE ON TO LONG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be brave and get a wax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be brave and get a wax "

I'm not that brave to walk in somewhere and get waxed then have to walk out like John wayne

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I use veet but like some one else has said DO NOT LEAVE ON TO LONG "

How long is not too long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be brave and get a wax

I'm not that brave to walk in somewhere and get waxed then have to walk out like John wayne"

I hear you but imagine how smooth and lovely to lick your bum must be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use veet but like some one else has said DO NOT LEAVE ON TO LONG

How long is not too long lol "

No longer than an hour.

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By *HELONDONCOUPLECouple
over a year ago

london

Nair but don't leave it on longer than 10 min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant beat a blow torch, it takes the roots out as well !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being sensible a No No is brilliant and you can try it out for 60 days free, then send it back, on most shopping channels or google No No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nair but don't leave it on longer than 10 min"

Bloody hell one is 10 mins, one no longer than an hour or a blow torch lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be brave and get a wax

I'm not that brave to walk in somewhere and get waxed then have to walk out like John wayne

I hear you but imagine how smooth and lovely to lick your bum must be "

Shhhhhhush it's a secret I don't want everyone knowing I wanna get my bum licked...lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

checks caspers profile (_O_)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has really made me chuckle at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nair but don't leave it on longer than 10 min

Bloody hell one is 10 mins, one no longer than an hour or a blow torch lol...."

It's deffo an hour. A little less if it starts to tingle. 10 mins won't even remove last nights bog roll let alone a forest of ape hair. Use blow torch as a back up but for gods sake......... don't fart!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has really made me chuckle at work! "

I hope you are not an undertaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread has really made me chuckle at work! "

I won't be chuckling if I end up with an arse like a baboon...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair removal cream. Leave it on a little shorter than the instructions tell you to, set the shower's temperature to warm and high pressure, get in the shower, grab the shower head, bend over and sing LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man up and use a razor just go slow. id rather use up 20mins shaving efficiently and safely then end up down a&e because now you got a ass slit instead of a ass hole lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nair but don't leave it on longer than 10 min

Bloody hell one is 10 mins, one no longer than an hour or a blow torch lol....

It's deffo an hour. A little less if it starts to tingle. 10 mins won't even remove last nights bog roll let alone a forest of ape hair. Use blow torch as a back up but for gods sake......... don't fart!!!!"

Noted....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hair removal cream. Leave it on a little shorter than the instructions tell you to, set the shower's temperature to warm and high pressure, get in the shower, grab the shower head, bend over and sing LOL"

Sing....why...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"man up and use a razor just go slow. id rather use up 20mins shaving efficiently and safely then end up down a&e because now you got a ass slit instead of a ass hole lol "

Reading that made me cross my legs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I do my drag act, my mother always shaves my arse, with many years experience I hardly bleed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair removal cream. Leave it on a little shorter than the instructions tell you to, set the shower's temperature to warm and high pressure, get in the shower, grab the shower head, bend over and sing LOL

Sing....why..."

Dont you sing in the shower???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"man up and use a razor just go slow. id rather use up 20mins shaving efficiently and safely then end up down a&e because now you got a ass slit instead of a ass hole lol

Reading that made me cross my legs....."

I do have the affect on some people. I found it quite funny as I typed it. but seriously I accidentally nicked the inside of my butt cheek one time and my ass cheeks were scared to touch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"man up and use a razor just go slow. id rather use up 20mins shaving efficiently and safely then end up down a&e because now you got a ass slit instead of a ass hole lol

Reading that made me cross my legs.....

I do have the affect on some people. I found it quite funny as I typed it. but seriously I accidentally nicked the inside of my butt cheek one time and my ass cheeks were scared to touch!"

Naaaastyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"man up and use a razor just go slow. id rather use up 20mins shaving efficiently and safely then end up down a&e because now you got a ass slit instead of a ass hole lol

Reading that made me cross my legs.....

I do have the affect on some people. I found it quite funny as I typed it. but seriously I accidentally nicked the inside of my butt cheek one time and my ass cheeks were scared to touch!

Naaaastyyyyyy "

well that teachs me for not shutting the door properly I thought someone was coming in the shower and jumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I do my drag act, my mother always shaves my arse, with many years experience I hardly bleed. "

I think he's talking about giving his starfish a shave. .......please god don't tell us your dear old mum shaved that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"man up and use a razor just go slow. id rather use up 20mins shaving efficiently and safely then end up down a&e because now you got a ass slit instead of a ass hole lol

Reading that made me cross my legs.....

I do have the affect on some people. I found it quite funny as I typed it. but seriously I accidentally nicked the inside of my butt cheek one time and my ass cheeks were scared to touch!

Naaaastyyyyyy

well that teachs me for not shutting the door properly I thought someone was coming in the shower and jumped"

Oh jesus please... STAAHP!!! My arse just retracted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"man up and use a razor just go slow. id rather use up 20mins shaving efficiently and safely then end up down a&e because now you got a ass slit instead of a ass hole lol

Reading that made me cross my legs.....

I do have the affect on some people. I found it quite funny as I typed it. but seriously I accidentally nicked the inside of my butt cheek one time and my ass cheeks were scared to touch!"

ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this post is making me laugh

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

For God's sake don't leave it on more than the recommended time, in fact, in that area, less is best!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For God's sake don't leave it on more than the recommended time, in fact, in that area, less is best!!! "

Nooooo he needs extra time as he has wirey hair like a terrier!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find getting a good Domme and some tweezers works ,

to all the Dommes(I am only joking )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For God's sake don't leave it on more than the recommended time, in fact, in that area, less is best!!!

Nooooo he needs extra time as he has wirey hair like a terrier!!!"

Cheeky Sod it's not that bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I do my drag act, my mother always shaves my arse, with many years experience I hardly bleed.

I think he's talking about giving his starfish a shave. .......please god don't tell us your dear old mum shaved that too!"

she always liked being useful, that's why I keep her ashes in the back of the car, just in case I hit an icy patch

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By *ornyunhotCouple
over a year ago

crazytown

A nice hot bath to open the pores then use hair conditioner on any area you wish to be hair free and use a good ladies razor.....the conditioner leaves ya very silky smooth!!!!

Sammy.x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice hot bath to open the pores then use hair conditioner on any area you wish to be hair free and use a good ladies razor.....the conditioner leaves ya very silky smooth!!!!

Sammy.x."

that's for wimps, you need a black and decker hedge trimmer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always used a safety razor. Never had a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For God's sake don't leave it on more than the recommended time, in fact, in that area, less is best!!!

Nooooo he needs extra time as he has wirey hair like a terrier!!!

Cheeky Sod it's not that bad lol"

Like a badger!!!

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By *BW100Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk/Norfolk border

http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Paste this link & Read this review, always has me crying with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get jigging with a razor in ya hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave but you have to go slow & smooth strokes also there is magic powder!

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By *rryTMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

What do you women think of a hairy vs smooth arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always used a safety razor. Never had a problem "

What the f##k is a safety razor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice hot bath to open the pores then use hair conditioner on any area you wish to be hair free and use a good ladies razor.....the conditioner leaves ya very silky smooth!!!!

Sammy.x."

Sounds nice, will give that a go...x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't put a razor blade where you can't see lol. Try a cream instead. I use a little Nair but don't leave it on for long other wise you'll be singing "ring of fire".

Nair....is that removal cream and does the hair fall off after u remove cream.....

Yes and yes. Just be careful.

Amazon reviews springs to mind!

One of the best Amazon reviews ever!!!!!"

Yes totally!

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By *un biguyMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I've always used a safety razor. Never had a problem

What the f##k is a safety razor..."

One with a plastic blade so ya don't cut yourself !!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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A plastic blade!

Joking right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always used a safety razor. Never had a problem

What the f##k is a safety razor...

One with a plastic blade so ya don't cut yourself !! "

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By *un biguyMan
over a year ago

belfast


"A plastic blade!

Joking right? "

Just think of kids safety scissors Glitter

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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