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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok.... so I ordered something from somewhere, and lets just say.... I am glad it fitted thru my door rather than being delivered to my neighbour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that could have been awkward! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We ordered a school uniform outfit which ended up being delivered when we at work . It was signed for by our son who has same name as hubby!!!!! He had started to open it thinking it was for him and then stopped lol .... That was awkward !!! He never said anything about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to post things all the time im a postman lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I actually blushed , but lucky my 86 year old neighbour didn't get it!! thought a certain website advertises discreet postage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted a packet to a young lady ,and she blushed when she signed for it i wonder why was long ,like a cucumber lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a pain if they advertise discreet packaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what's been your weirdest delivery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting tampons once and nappies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That must have been embarrassing when they signed for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily they went thru letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet that was a relief! lol

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

We Ordered a Cheapish Lingerie set on E-bay but it was coming from China.. few weeks later this Clear see-thru bag with the Lingerie on full show - with some chinese customs and postage labels stuck to it - popped thru the door.. !!!

Even worse there was a little picture of some young chinese bird wearing the item at the corner of the packet..

Thank god i never had to sign for it..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I wanted new scales for my bathroom. I wanted a glass one, but they looked flimsy and I had visions of them shattering when I stood on them.

I saw a set that went up to 450lbs and ordered them. They were delivered next door and I was embarrassed when my svelte neighbour struggled to hand me the box, no outer covering, emblazoned with "TAKES UP UP TO 450LBS" all over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a bit!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"I get to post things all the time im a postman lol x"

well its better than walking the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We ordered a school uniform outfit which ended up being delivered when we at work . It was signed for by our son who has same name as hubby!!!!! He had started to open it thinking it was for him and then stopped lol .... That was awkward !!! He never said anything about it "

I bought my fancy dress school uniform from the local school uniform shop. It caused a lot of amusement with the mums there as I tried the shorts on

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

one the girls i worked with when i was a postie had a package where the address had been partially destroyed had to make a choice which house to take it to. the house she decided on had two elderly people there. She advised them she wasnt sure which house it was for, but would deliver it to the other house if it wasnt theirs. it was and Anne Summers parcel. She was very red faced when they signed for it. Not the elderly couple.. the others...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've brought stuff from ShopLH on here and can happily say that although they don't need signing for are in discrete packages, just as well as the last one was taken in by the dear old lady next door. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've brought stuff from ShopLH on here and can happily say that although they don't need signing for are in discrete packages, just as well as the last one was taken in by the dear old lady next door. xx"

this is where I got mine from..not so discreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other half (lady here) ordered a very naughty something the other day knowing I would be in to get it yesterday when postman came, but I nipped out and when I came back there's the card, with our surname on it, came 5 mins after I left, anyway went to the post office to collect this morning and the guy got the parcel and gave me a strange, then reading the address label realised he ordered it with the name 'big daddy (surname)' , very embarrassing, considering I don't embarrass easily x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that happened to me it might give the old dear next door a heart attack.

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By *otasainmaleMan
over a year ago

birmingham

One of the manager a woman orderd a item it was a dildo in a white packet on the way to delivery it was opened when i was on posting dutie i gave her it in her office she was alone said has anyone else seen this except you i said yes nearly the whole off she went red upon till this day she puts her head down when she sees me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im forever trying to embarrass V when i send her things.

last one was addressed to:

Iluva Lottakok

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"im forever trying to embarrass V when i send her things.

last one was addressed to:

Iluva Lottakok"

Love it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a postie too (indoors sorting) and some off the things that come through are hilarious have had lube, dilldos, something called anal ease for numbing the ass for anal sex! And some strange people paying £7 postage for a. £1 tube of toothpaste???

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"We ordered a school uniform outfit which ended up being delivered when we at work . It was signed for by our son who has same name as hubby!!!!! He had started to open it thinking it was for him and then stopped lol .... That was awkward !!! He never said anything about it "

lol he was probably terrified you were sending him to school in a skirt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We Ordered a Cheapish Lingerie set on E-bay but it was coming from China.. few weeks later this Clear see-thru bag with the Lingerie on full show - with some chinese customs and postage labels stuck to it - popped thru the door.. !!!

Even worse there was a little picture of some young chinese bird wearing th

Te item at the corner of the packet..

Thank god i never had to sign for it.. "

Lol oh no, hopefully it was addressed to the female though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok.... so I ordered something from somewhere, and lets just say.... I am glad it fitted thru my door rather than being delivered to my neighbour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Go and have a look at our profile and see the size of Gs new toy... that sucker fit inside our post box thankfully and its feckin heavy!!!! Thank goodness I never saw the postie that day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok.... so I ordered something from somewhere, and lets just say.... I am glad it fitted thru my door rather than being delivered to my neighbour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go and have a look at our profile and see the size of Gs new toy... that sucker fit inside our post box thankfully and its feckin heavy!!!! Thank goodness I never saw the postie that day "

Flipping eck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've brought stuff from ShopLH on here and can happily say that although they don't need signing for are in discrete packages, just as well as the last one was taken in by the dear old lady next door. xx

this is where I got mine from..not so discreet"

Mine was in a brown cardboard box and no lables to sa where is was from. xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In a previous job I worked with someone who was a office joker. However, he was one of those who could give it out, but got nasty when the joke was on him.

It did cross my mind to order him something very embarrassing, to arrive in his name at the office.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a previous job I worked with someone who was a office joker. However, he was one of those who could give it out, but got nasty when the joke was on him.

It did cross my mind to order him something very embarrassing, to arrive in his name at the office. "

You so Should of!!

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