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Pointless sayings on a profile

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Those who know me, know I love pointless sayings, (and I don't mean that Sydney one).

The one that has caught my eye lately is "no timewasters".... Do timewasters look at that and think 'I won't bother messaging them'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one liners"always makes me giggle as I can guarantee these will be the very people that do indeed send "one liners".

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Will do anything" and when you test this assertion it seems there is a long list of things they wouldn't do

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Those who know me, know I love pointless sayings, (and I don't mean that Sydney one).

The one that has caught my eye lately is "no timewasters".... Do timewasters look at that and think 'I won't bother messaging them'?"

The word 'genuine', I'm yet to see a profile where it says 'this profile is total bullshit'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about must have photos when they dont have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you must accommodate" even tho they can't,

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Those who know me, know I love pointless sayings, (and I don't mean that Sydney one).

The one that has caught my eye lately is "no timewasters".... Do timewasters look at that and think 'I won't bother messaging them'?"

Or that if you don't have 'no timewasters' on your profile your up for a spot of timewasting.

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By *i015Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton


"How about must have photos when they dont have any "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase "jog on". I find that one exceptionally irritating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no single men" then there are veris from...... You guessed

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

not everyone reads the profiles mine is very specific as to my likes and dislikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love on veris the one along the lines of don't mess them about or you'll have me to answer to! Lol or I'm under the protection of another on here?!? Seriously ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veris that start 'well what can I say.....' n then proceed to go on n say something. What a waste of type space. Oh n yes I do have a couple of them on my profile LOL.

Also 'I'm a nice guy.....' . Compared to whom? Hitler? Ghandi? It's a very wide spectrum!!

And 'I'll try anything once once n wanting to push my boundaries ' . Really? Oh then you're into trying tarmacing etc then?

No, thort not

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't, "

So if they cant accommodate and are looking for someone that can... what should they put then?

Not everyone likes to meet in hotels, outdoors, behind dustbins, in cars, or clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't,

So if they cant accommodate and are looking for someone that can... what should they put then?

Not everyone likes to meet in hotels, outdoors, behind dustbins, in cars, or clubs "

sometimes they put it in capitals, like they are doing you a favour, thats the sort im on about, and yeah why should others accommodate just cause you cant, if a single guy cant its because he is married, when a couple or single lady cant its because they have there reasons, and everyone should respect that,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for professional couples only" grrrrr professional what.... Swingers.... Sex workers... Or just those with a masters in some academic capacity!!!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't,

So if they cant accommodate and are looking for someone that can... what should they put then?

Not everyone likes to meet in hotels, outdoors, behind dustbins, in cars, or clubs

sometimes they put it in capitals, like they are doing you a favour, thats the sort im on about, and yeah why should others accommodate just cause you cant, if a single guy cant its because he is married, when a couple or single lady cant its because they have there reasons, and everyone should respect that, "

I cant and dont accommodate. I have my babies and a dog

If it's in capitals then it is important to them and they are probably fed up of repeating it.

If I'm chatting with someone and want a one to one, then it'll be with someone that can accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't,

So if they cant accommodate and are looking for someone that can... what should they put then?

Not everyone likes to meet in hotels, outdoors, behind dustbins, in cars, or clubs

sometimes they put it in capitals, like they are doing you a favour, thats the sort im on about, and yeah why should others accommodate just cause you cant, if a single guy cant its because he is married, when a couple or single lady cant its because they have there reasons, and everyone should respect that, "

I CAN accommodate BUT some guys may be living at home for a variety of reasons or in a house share or long term B n B thro working away so it's too simplistic to say 'oh they must be married/partnered '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when people put someone about themselves then add after, if not for you jog on

like the reader needs telling to piss off if they don't like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't,

So if they cant accommodate and are looking for someone that can... what should they put then?

Not everyone likes to meet in hotels, outdoors, behind dustbins, in cars, or clubs

sometimes they put it in capitals, like they are doing you a favour, thats the sort im on about, and yeah why should others accommodate just cause you cant, if a single guy cant its because he is married, when a couple or single lady cant its because they have there reasons, and everyone should respect that,

I CAN accommodate BUT some guys may be living at home for a variety of reasons or in a house share or long term B n B thro working away so it's too simplistic to say 'oh they must be married/partnered '"

agree with u as thats what I was saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is straight men messaging men for sex!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

With the housing market and economy as it is, more and more people are returning to live with family, moving into house shares, living in accommodation not entirely suitable and a host of other reasons.

I even know men that have accommodated previously and had shocking experiences so dont any longer.

(theft, mess, general disrespect or noise)

I understand why people chose to keep their home private, but I also understand some people prefer to play in private homes. It's about reading the profile and getting to know the person/people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men we will find you!

Think that is pointless, as a/if you haven't blocked single guys they will not pay any attention and mail you anyway and b/who cares!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


""no single men" then there are veris from...... You guessed "

We have that, can't see why it's pointless

The most pointless one for me is will fill in later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cringeworthy one :

I/We don't bite, unless you ask me/us to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't,

So if they cant accommodate and are looking for someone that can... what should they put then?

Not everyone likes to meet in hotels, outdoors, behind dustbins, in cars, or clubs

sometimes they put it in capitals, like they are doing you a favour, thats the sort im on about, and yeah why should others accommodate just cause you cant, if a single guy cant its because he is married, when a couple or single lady cant its because they have there reasons, and everyone should respect that,

I cant and dont accommodate. I have my babies and a dog

If it's in capitals then it is important to them and they are probably fed up of repeating it.

If I'm chatting with someone and want a one to one, then it'll be with someone that can accommodate "

thats your choice, some seem to forget that single guys can actually be dads too, Im a single dad and would never have anyone in the house when my child is there, on odd occasions when he aint I am happy to accommodate but only if I know someone abit, wouldnt invite anyone round,

but ppl who cant accommodate shouldnt expect others too

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Mine says 'filters'

It also says I will find those I'm looking for... because of the filters.

The site automatically puts up 'Not looking for single men' directly next to where I ticked for single men

But it's a public profile, so anyone viewing it knows I have filters, and am not looking for random pm's.

At the same time it's my profile, and if I initiate contact with someone they look at it, so my tick for single men, lets them know I look for/like men, it's finding a balance

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By *AMES19620Man
over a year ago

newport

the one that makes me giggle couples not in no way looking for men and the filters are set but they keep looking at you lol i mean 4-5 times a day but u cant have a perv at them hehehehe

i know they are allowed to perv its there choice but get a life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married looking to play descreetly no marrieds though"!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'not looking for single guys '

Boo hoo that's another few hundred I'll not get to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another cringeworthy one :

I/We don't bite, unless you ask me/us to "

Ha ha guilty of that one myself but deleted it

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"when people put someone about themselves then add after, if not for you jog on

like the reader needs telling to piss off if they don't like you "

That's the one I see the most. Just state it, no need to add the jog on bit. Makes them sound rude, rather than happy with the way they are.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Changed my mind. The worse is - just ask and I will tell you.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I may or may not use all of these in my next profile rewrite

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Not so much on this site but on smellsoffish.com

'Looking for a real man' - The girl usualy has a photo of herself with, Hair Dye, Tan, False Nails, Hair Extensions, stuck on beauty spot, fake tits, whilst pulling a painfull looking duck impression that she thinks we find 'sexy and natural'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't, "

I can't accommodate. If the man can't either we won't get anywhere will we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Looking for fun.' - well duh. Way to state the obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""you must accommodate" even tho they can't,

So if they cant accommodate and are looking for someone that can... what should they put then?

Not everyone likes to meet in hotels, outdoors, behind dustbins, in cars, or clubs

sometimes they put it in capitals, like they are doing you a favour, thats the sort im on about, and yeah why should others accommodate just cause you cant, if a single guy cant its because he is married, when a couple or single lady cant its because they have there reasons, and everyone should respect that,

I cant and dont accommodate. I have my babies and a dog

If it's in capitals then it is important to them and they are probably fed up of repeating it.

If I'm chatting with someone and want a one to one, then it'll be with someone that can accommodate

thats your choice, some seem to forget that single guys can actually be dads too, Im a single dad and would never have anyone in the house when my child is there, on odd occasions when he aint I am happy to accommodate but only if I know someone abit, wouldnt invite anyone round,

but ppl who cant accommodate shouldnt expect others too "

so the women you meet must accommodate. Or do you only have car sex? Someone has to accommodate

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

'Wibble, fish, banana' - I haven't actually seen this on a profile but it would be pointless.

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