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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The other day I met a guy and his cock resembled a tapirs snout!! I could see the top of the head but the foreskin didn't go very far back! I didn't know whether to suck it or not. Any advice would be welcomed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circumcision ??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If im not keen on look of it, I say so and do nothing with it....

Im polite about it and if they get offended tough!!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

RUN!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My thoughts entirely!

Surely I am not the first female to meet him?!

Should I suck it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the foreskin does not pull back far I can't imagine it to be very clean under there, up to you if you want it in your mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be careful had a guy once and no kidding was size smaller than a button mushroom and I got the giggles not the best thing to do but I could'nt stop lol in the end he slapped me and walked out x

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Circumcision ??"

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"....lol in the end he slapped me and walked out x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....lol in the end he slapped me and walked out x

"

I could'nt stop laughing it was years ago when Laristoes was still open I dont think he liked me laughing at his little willy.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

So he slapped you? Just want to make sure i'm not reading this wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being serious for a moment...wrong i know when there is soooooo much comic potential there.

Sometimes a guy has a tight foreskin, and lack of sex makes this worse, as its not pulled back all the way often.

I used to sometimes have this problem, but being gentle and slowly ease it back as he gets aroused. a wince or two is ok, but a full bloodied scream means you went too fast. lube can help too to ease the process

Of course one has to be careful with hygiene in these circumstances but hand only until you can see the whole head of the cock means you can check for cheese first. sense of smell is a good indicator too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So he slapped you? Just want to make sure i'm not reading this wrong...."

Yep and drove off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and time and time again I see women writing on the forums....."I don't want to see cock pics, I know what a cock looks like"........I rest my case!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I was young and naive and just had a fit of giggles live and learn x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"and time and time again I see women writing on the forums....."I don't want to see cock pics, I know what a cock looks like"........I rest my case!!!! "

I agree!!!Some kit on here I defo would not want to meet on a dark night!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"and time and time again I see women writing on the forums....."I don't want to see cock pics, I know what a cock looks like"........I rest my case!!!! "

Il take my chances when he gets it out

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"So he slapped you? Just want to make sure i'm not reading this wrong....

Yep and drove off x"


"and time and time again I see women writing on the forums....."I don't want to see cock pics, I know what a cock looks like"........I rest my case!!!! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and time and time again I see women writing on the forums....."I don't want to see cock pics, I know what a cock looks like"........I rest my case!!!!

Il take my chances when he gets it out "

I'd rather know it's a waste of time before I commit.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you could insist on using a condom

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By *inniemeWoman
over a year ago

Cockermouth

What has happened is when he was younger his father did not advise him how to pull back the foreskin so that he could clean it properly. With some persistence and whilst he is in the bath which does sooth the pain he can then get it right the way back so he can clean it. He would not have been circumcised at all and what it could also mean to him is that once he has got it fully back if his banjo has not been torn it will get it the first time he fucks someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the foreskin does not pull back far I can't imagine it to be very clean under there, up to you if you want it in your mouth lol"

Eeeek !!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"My thoughts entirely!

Surely I am not the first female to meet him?!

Should I suck it??"

Is he still there waiting for you to decide?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My thoughts entirely!

Surely I am not the first female to meet him?!

Should I suck it??

Is he still there waiting for you to decide? "

Haha, she's in the bathroom logged on to fabs...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone.

I admit that I did suck it and it was fine, didn't smell anyway

We did manage penetration with no problem. So not quite sure what his issue is.

As for the lady that got slapped, that's really not cool, but I am still PMSL at the button mushroom

And personally I do like to see cock pics first for this very reason, but I don't always make it a pre-requisite - perhaps I should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be careful had a guy once and no kidding was size smaller than a button mushroom and I got the giggles not the best thing to do but I could'nt stop lol in the end he slapped me and walked out x"

Hope you smacked him back

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

The button mushroom guy prob hurt for longer than u did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny!

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

If this meet was the other day you must have decided there and then if to suck it or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has happened is when he was younger his father did not advise him how to pull back the foreskin so that he could clean it properly. With some persistence and whilst he is in the bath which does sooth the pain he can then get it right the way back so he can clean it. He would not have been circumcised at all and what it could also mean to him is that once he has got it fully back if his banjo has not been torn it will get it the first time he fucks someone."

Must have missed that chat with my pops. Not quite sure what makes you such a foreskin expert lol. God forbid if a guy started preaching to the ladies about making sure their meat was all in order and minty fresh. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny! "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Violence is never the answer! Some people are capable of slapping hard enough to loosen teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst we're on the subject....how do you circumcise a whale...with four skin divers.......

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs


"You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny! "
Oh my god I can't believe I read that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Violence is never the answer! Some people are capable of slapping hard enough to loosen teeth! "

Especially if she was still sucking him at the time!!!

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Whilst we're on the subject....how do you circumcise a whale...with four skin divers....... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the foreskin does not pull back far I can't imagine it to be very clean under there, up to you if you want it in your mouth lol

Eeeek !!!!! "

Double eek. And a ewwwwww for good measure.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sorry to the guys with a tight foreskin but is the biggest turn off for me. I just couldnt touch it. Not only are they not nice to look at i would be very concerned about the hygene. Tight foreskins are easily sorted either by working at it or if its very tight circumzision. Cant imagine its comfortable for the guy to have sex either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the foreskin does not pull back far I can't imagine it to be very clean under there, up to you if you want it in your mouth lol

Eeeek !!!!!

Double eek. And a ewwwwww for good measure."

Ahh but think of that creamy mature cheese melting on your tongue!! Cock Gorgonzola anyone??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny! Oh my god I can't believe I read that. "

Hmmm I agree, wonder what else this poster believes women need slaps for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny! Oh my god I can't believe I read that.

Hmmm I agree, wonder what else this poster believes women need slaps for. "

She didn't say he slapped her around the face and she does have spanking on her likes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny! Oh my god I can't believe I read that.

Hmmm I agree, wonder what else this poster believes women need slaps for. "

So you'd never slap a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been through this. Tight foreskin then circumcision.

Wish I'd done it earlier. Lost a few years when it was too painful to penetrate.

One thing the surgeon did get wrong. He said it wouldn't make it any bigger and it did, simply because now the skin isn't too tight it fills up with blood.

Not half as sensitive either

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny! Oh my god I can't believe I read that.

Hmmm I agree, wonder what else this poster believes women need slaps for. "

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That condition is called phimosis. There are many men who have it and they can have a perfectly satisfactory sexlife. Hygiene is not a problem at all; the glans can be cleaned. Only if the penis cannot stretch fully when erect, an operation is advisable. To laugh is silly, as he will have felt ridiculed, although that is not an excuse for slapping.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

And this is why I like to see a cock pic, no scary surprises lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Just be careful had a guy once and no kidding was size smaller than a button mushroom and I got the giggles not the best thing to do but I could'nt stop lol in the end he slapped me and walked out x"

While I am in NO way condoning him slapping you it was hardly nice to laugh at him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He slapped me round the face and I did mention it was years ago i was still a teenager it shocked me out the giggle fit though did get my own back though but will leave it at that x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

The phrase 'suck it and see' just popped into my head for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish someone would suck my cock there's nothing wrong with mine lol

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham


"The other day I met a guy and his cock resembled a tapirs snout!! I could see the top of the head but the foreskin didn't go very far back! I didn't know whether to suck it or not. Any advice would be welcomed please "

G, leave it be hun, like an earlier poster said, unclean most likely, not so much the guys fault more medical I'd say. Suggest he have a minor op like a snip which will allow the foreskin to go back all the way, or go the whole hog and have a circumcision. I did on my 19th birthday (what a pressure that was lol) and I have never looked back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G, leave it be hun, like an earlier poster said, unclean most likely, not so much the guys fault more medical I'd say. Suggest he have a minor op like a snip which will allow the foreskin to go back all the way, or go the whole hog and have a circumcision. I did on my 19th birthday (what a pressure that was lol) and I have never looked back "

That is preposterous. See my previous post. Phimosis does NOT automatically mean unclean. Just because it looks different, do not assume different standards of cleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You deserved the smack. Just as he would if he made a joke of your out of shape small titsor cave fanny! "

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"Just be careful had a guy once and no kidding was size smaller than a button mushroom and I got the giggles not the best thing to do but I could'nt stop lol in the end he slapped me and walked out x

While I am in NO way condoning him slapping you it was hardly nice to laugh at him!

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