FabSwingers.com forum: Strange requests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear various,

Thanks for your message, however, just because I swing doesn't mean I don't have a few standards....

No, I'm not interested in accompanying you to your ex husbands to show him you have found someone else! I quite like my teeth thanks.

Despite the lovely picture of what I can only guess is a nesting dormouse, no I won't meet you for a fumble in the asda toilets while your wife does the shopping.

Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to suck the gusset of your wife's tights while you beat off in a Babygrow!

And finally, yes I'm sure you are genuine and 'fit as fuck' but I still won't send you my address so you can pop round for a bit! You could be anyone from Johnny Vegas to Julie Goodyear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hm interesring. Aren't people odd? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked the nesting dormouse reference best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!

Two letters - No!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!

Lol! Tell him he's the one full of sh*t not you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What'swrong with dormice? X lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this one, too. He seems to be playing a numbers game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!

Lool and here is me, thinking for a little cuddle afterwards is strange

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!

My friend got the same message this morning!!! Quite jealous that I didn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young lad messaged me stating he'd love to see me squash rats and crabs in my high heels.

Needless to say there was a huge 'nope!' from me... but he messaged me the same thing just a week later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just had a very strange request. Can He watch me poo whilst he wanks!! What should my reply be do you think? Keep in mind this is a first message!!

My friend got the same message this morning!!! Quite jealous that I didn't lol "

He is now user is no longer on the site lol

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Maybe he's found a suitable playmate and no longer needs to be on here. Better that than if he had started posting pics of his meets....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Or maybe a poomate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did get a can I wank while I watch you shit this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think we all got it then!? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think we all got it then!? lol "

And there was me thinking he picked me out specially!! How disappointing lol xx

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Dayuuum!! Thought I got some strange requests lol .. good luck honey xx

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Dayuuum!! Thought I got some strange requests lol .. good luck honey xx"

The obvious nutter ones I just ignore.

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