FabSwingers.com forum: Morning Breath..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do us men have the most impressive hardon of the day when we wake up, but we have breath like someone has shite in our mouths???

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

eeewwwwww! *insert puking smiley here*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i know, this reaction is my point exactly!! its like god hates us haha

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Females have the same issue, not just a male infliction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that if you wake up next to someone the best thing is to kiss. Unless you have eaten something really awful the night before that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Females have the same issue, not just a male infliction"

Not with the hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell that to my Mr! He still insists on a morning snog, I'm like jesus I know you're hard but mouthwash first PLEASE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't snog in the morning I just roll on my side and let them in

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Clean teeth thoroughly and use a metal tongue scraper before bed; drink water on retiring.

Get up, clean teeth, scrape tongue and make tea or coffee before returning to bed.

Doctor Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do us men have the most impressive hardon of the day when we wake up, but we have breath like someone has shite in our mouths???"

The morning woody is there to distract the lass from the morning breath!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

airwaves chewing gum..great breath freshener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"airwaves chewing gum..great breath freshener"

Tried that! Nearly choked to death in my sleep!

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

"airwaves chewing gum..great breath freshener"
also good idea to have a packet of strong mints...and can be used for other things

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I think we all have it I find kissing her entire body and a little sucking soon refreshes the mouth and is far more subtle and erotic than mouth wash

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

"Females have the same issue, not just a male infliction

Not with the hard on

But their nipples may be erect

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