FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest thing said during sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so what's the weirdest thing you've encountered someone saying during sex?

Mine was when the girl said 'fuck me daddy' and no that wasn't the safe word

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Found being called 'Doggie' too weird for a second meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Found being called 'Doggie' too weird for a second meet

Cute haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was when i had a finger in her pussy which she hot offended because, in her eyes that is pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to meet someone who was a bit more vocal than our Neanderthal ancestors. Mind you, grunt grunt arghhhh is preferable to

yeah silence

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

My ex wife's name...Kim wasn't amused opps!

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so what's the weirdest thing you've encountered someone saying during sex?

Mine was when the girl said 'fuck me daddy' and no that wasn't the safe word

JUST TO CLARIFY I DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!!!

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bale it into me there Boss..." evidently the young lady at the time was close to our "travellers friends"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Bale it into me there Boss..." evidently the young lady at the time was close to our "travellers friends"

'go on, bale it into me!' Haha class

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.

Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.

Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet

I've had that on a first meet he got weirdly weepy and emotional after he came too, freaked me out so there wasn't a second meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was (M)in the throes of passion with a lady right next to the missus and her partner for the evening as she kept on whispering "tell me how much you love me"over and over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a chick said to me once when i picked her up...

"ohhh your soooo stronggggg"

i was disgusted by the cheesyness of it i didnt know weather to carry on or throw her out lol

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By *ayandess1Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

The best yet.

On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"

Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.

Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet

Omg I did this during a sexy lad camming for me, had me so horny, I tend to call people "Love" like you are so sexy love, or hello love, well lets just say that's NOT what came out during our camming...never again hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best yet.

On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"

Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward. "

Lol sounds like me telling my man "Don't make me beg for it, so give it to me good!" Lol he tried not to laugh but he got a bit cocky, but give it to me he did!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a 'good boy' once and patted on the head like a dog, but after reading the above, thats not really that weird. Also had a girl moan in german a lot, so that could have been anything as i don't speak the lingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Bale it into me there Boss..." evidently the young lady at the time was close to our "travellers friends"

Man I spit my coffee out reading that!

There are some quare ones about Ireland that's for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I got a message the day after a meet saying. Did you know that you called me a c**t whilst I was pounding you !!! Oops my language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best yet.

On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"

Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward.

Lol sounds like me telling my man "Don't make me beg for it, so give it to me good!" Lol he tried not to laugh but he got a bit cocky, but give it to me he did!!!"

Wow I haven't had sex like that in years

. My ex laughed as I had to hold onto everything in the bedroom as I made my way to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best yet.

On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"

Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward. "

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Oh dear. I say lots of dirty things when in the throes of passion. Things that would have made me blush years ago.

Calling someone daddy has been done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time after cumming, a lot of times, I was shaking and babbling making no sense, I then whimpered and said 'mummy'... Don't know what happened there, I don't think I could take any more.... lol

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By *IANnG1Couple
over a year ago

local

How about is it in yet??? hahaha

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

STOP !! Get off ......I got cramp !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually made the lady cum before me lol

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

After a great oral...

"you've no idea how difficult that was with a cold....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex once said the name of a work friend of his as he was cumming. Later found out he had been dared to say it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ok so what's the weirdest thing you've encountered someone saying during sex?

Mine was when the girl said 'fuck me daddy' and no that wasn't the safe word

are you sure she wasn't trying to warn you that dad had come home before he was supposed to

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

One of my special friends and I have a good laugh and it's good fun. somehow camberwick green/ trumpton was mentioned. As he thrust into me he said ' Pugh Pugh Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert Dibble Grub in rhythm. Made us laugh so much but didn't put us off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex wife's name...Kim wasn't amused opps!

John"

Will remember that one John lol x

Gill x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck me you god damn sexy whore'.

I'm not a hooker!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"My ex once said the name of a work friend of his as he was cumming. Later found out he had been dared to say it

Lol a male work mate I hope!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Will you hold onto my lead?

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By *ooblue4youMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Yes fukin get in there, as the footy was on in the back ground and everton scored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex once said the name of a work friend of his as he was cumming. Later found out he had been dared to say it

Lol a male work mate I hope!

Yes a male work mate

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"The best yet.

On sliding into her she grabbed me by the hair, pulled my face to hers and snarled "fucking destroy me!"

Needless to say it threw me a little, but she could barely walk to the loo afterward. "

LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come on you sissy fuck me" bad because I was the one in holdups and a maid outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl once mumbled "fucking pigeons" before she squirted everywhere.

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"One of my special friends and I have a good laugh and it's good fun. somehow camberwick green/ trumpton was mentioned. As he thrust into me he said ' Pugh Pugh Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert Dibble Grub in rhythm. Made us laugh so much but didn't put us off though.

LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had

"Punch me in the face you bitch"

When I was having sex with a really petite goth chick years ago. Suffice to say I never went back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" there is the uncomfortable "i Iove you".at crucial moment lol.

Can be a tad of a pleasure stopper that especially if it was off here on first meet

I've had that on a first meet he got weirdly weepy and emotional after he came too, freaked me out so there wasn't a second meet "

Had that one when he was cumming saying tell me you love me then cryed after apologised and said to me sorry orgasm makes me emotional, first and last meet with crying boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends was having fun with a girl to which i herd him calk out " i am a viking" at the top of his voice

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

While being taken doggy style, he looked to the left and exclaimed 'That's where I left the duct tape!'. I have never moved so fast in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach, I must paint the ceiling peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few amusing ones. Hmmm, there was "fuck me you dirty whore!" I'm not dirty nor a whore

I wouldn't have minded but it was quite slow, sensual sex. Really put me off that did!

Then one guy wanted me to call him daddy , that ended there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While being taken doggy style, he looked to the left and exclaimed 'That's where I left the duct tape!'. I have never moved so fast in my life!"

Ha ha ha classic

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I hope you are going to earn your money (said by an old aristocrat to me J back in the day, he was a filthy F&&k to be quite honest)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I need a wee!'

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