FabSwingers.com forum: All brawn and no brain?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No thank you

A thread elsewhere on the forum was trying to find out us girls' criteria/filtering processes. Well we're all different...

For me the following are pretty essential -

Tall and dark

Intelligent and humorous.

Deletes include smokers and attached males.

Over to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On our couples profile we simply look for similar aged, similar sized non smoking couples or the occasional single guy.

We don't have a mahooooosive list of do's and don'ts, in fact we don't have any do's or don'ts.

We don't make demands.

We would never ever expect a face pic on first contact, it's one of the most unreasonable demands we have ever seen on here.

Txt speak is a normal every day form of communication that some folk use. As we understand txt speak it causes us absolutely no offence and we use the content of the message and the profile to make our decisions.

We won't play with married guys playing away, did it once and felt so so so guilty afterwards at the thought of the poor innocent at home that we vowed to never knowingly do it again.

Any message from someone who fits the criteria ALWAYS gets a reply, no ifs ands or buts, we were raised as polite people and will always remain so. Messages from those who clearly have not read the profile often get binned but just as often get a guiding reply.

14 years in and having lots of fun, never been stood up, never been let down, had the odd disaster along the way, never had our time wasted and met some fantastic people so guess our formula works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the women want their ideals and the guys will settle for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar age similar body.

Banter and intelligence

And a half decent profile.

Some of that is hard to judge over the internet but its a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All brawn and no brain? I'd say I'm exactly the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women who are scared of tiny manhoods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be very clean, not look like homer simpson, polite, not too noisy not too quiet, someone laid back not too serious not too stupid.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No thank you

A thread elsewhere on the forum was trying to find out us girls' criteria/filtering processes. Well we're all different...

For me the following are pretty essential -

Tall and dark

Intelligent and humorous.

Deletes include smokers and attached males.

Over to you..."

Depends what you want and why. Sometimes all brawn is exactly what I need.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

*grabs popcorn and notepad*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the women want their ideals and the guys will settle for anything

Speak for yourself. I only settle for the very best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the comment about men settling for anything has merit. A lot of guys on here will, and this leads very average or below average women to believe they are really something they're not, especially in Cam chat. So guys, be real, I know the market favours women but be honest and we will all get a better deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We look for

Similar body and looks that we find attractive

Smoker

have a sense of humour similar to ours.

We avoid

Married singles

People that constantly message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the comment about men settling for anything has merit. A lot of guys on here will, and this leads very average or below average women to believe they are really something they're not, especially in Cam chat. So guys, be real, I know the market favours women but be honest and we will all get a better deal"

Absolutely spot on, the 'requirements to even consider' in some female profiles would have that profile owner punching well above their weight in the Vanilla world whilst some men's profiles lead us to think they would fuck a spider if they knew which leg to lift.

Which could explain why they are all here in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which could explain why they are all here in the first place

Posts like this say more about the posters' egos than about the women they are trying to disrespect.

Attraction comes in all shapes and sizes - think of the saying: one man's meat is another man's poison, or one man's rubbish is another man's treasure.

Then we get to the subject of preferences. Oh wait, I have three holes, am on Fab, so I should let any Tom, Dick and Harriet have a bash... Actually ffmm sounds good to me

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

We have met unemployed to incredibly rich, all ages, sizes, colours...its the personality that's sexy & not always the body.

We never think we are better than anyone but equally we are as good as anyone xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society where we elect our leaders from a shallow talent pool of those who chose to pursue power and control as their path meaning that they will have on many occasions stepped over others in order to get what they wanted out of life and have no problem putting themselves first, and yet we expect these individuals to make decisions on behalf of the common man that are supposedly for the benefit of all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am curious about these women in cam chat i keep hearing about.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"We would never ever expect a face pic on first contact, it's one of the most unreasonable demands we have ever seen on here."

Why do you feel it's one of the MOST unreasonable demands?

Personally if we choose to contact someone we will attach a face pic with our message. Prefer those that choose to contact us to do the same in the first or second message.

Don't feel it is unreasonable to want to see who we are talking to. How do we know if we are interested in meeting otherwise...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society... "

*she swoons

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"the women want their ideals and the guys will settle for anything

Mr B is far fussy than I am! (Maybe I should have kept that to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im an average woman and i certainly dont think i am something im not, but i do actualy like myself and would prefer not to have sex with homer simpson look alikes if i can help it.

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

FFS this is not a nice thread at all! Women' punching above their weight ' and being 'below average', and shagging spiders!

I'm feeling rather down today ( which isn't like me) , so I thought, ah tea break lets have a laugh on the forum. But now, i'm left wondering if the guys I've met are just fucking me cos I have a pussy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS this is not a nice thread at all! Women' punching above their weight ' and being 'below average', and shagging spiders!

Aww Dollie you are lovely. Just ignore those who stomp, shout and throw their toys out of the pram because they are so up themselves, it beats me as to how they can ever get up women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We would never ever expect a face pic on first contact, it's one of the most unreasonable demands we have ever seen on here.

Why do you feel it's one of the MOST unreasonable demands?

Personally if we choose to contact someone we will attach a face pic with our message. Prefer those that choose to contact us to do the same in the first or second message.

Don't feel it is unreasonable to want to see who we are talking to. How do we know if we are interested in meeting otherwise...

In your profile you ask for an email with PREFERABLY a face pic attached and in the above post you say you PREFER people to send a face pic in the first or second post, you don't DEMAND.

Recent threads in here suggest that some do demand a face pic on first contact or the post is simply deleted which we believe is unreasonable.

We ask folk to consider our profile and all that's in it before we will consider a photo exchange and we treat others exactly the same way which ensures there is absolutely no unnecessary risk of compromising theirs or our identity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS this is not a nice thread at all! Women' punching above their weight ' and being 'below average', and shagging spiders!

Aww Dollie you are lovely. Just ignore those who stomp, shout and throw their toys out of the pram because they are so up themselves, it beats me as to how they can ever get up women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS this is not a nice thread at all! Women' punching above their weight ' and being 'below average', and shagging spiders!

Being brutally honest its safe to assume a fair percentage of the guys you have ever had sex with were simply fucking you.

That is in no way a reflection on you its just a simple acknowledgment that as others regularly suggest on here a full sack = an empty brain.

No doubt there will now be a long list of the usual male sycophantasia telling us its actually all about Mills and Boon style love and affection, or that they have standards that they never drop blah blah blah but men have been doing the Panda Style Sex thing, eats shoots and leaves, thing since time started and that wont be changing any time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For meets I don't really look for anything in particular, it's all relative to the potential person, they're looks, personality and background.

I won't fuck just anyone, infact I haven't found anyone yet 5 weeks in that I do wish to have sex with, but there's not a tick list.

Yes my ideal is 6ft2, muscular, broad shoulders, great eyes, amazing sense of humour and intelligent... that's my ideal man, not what I'm looking for in a meet (although if there's any of you around I certainly wouldn't say no).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For meets I don't really look for anything in particular, it's all relative to the potential person, they're looks, personality and background.

I won't fuck just anyone, infact I haven't found anyone yet 5 weeks in that I do wish to have sex with, but there's not a tick list.

Reflected quite accurately in that very nicely written profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society...

*she swoons

Lol, but seriously I do enjoy picking a woman up and spinning her round, makes me feel all manly.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I agree with this! I cringe with embarrassment at times reading the fawning comments of some men to frankly very plain women. The knock on effect is these latter day Olive Oyles then believe they're Elle MacPherson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F@@k me readers, you are so going to Hell for that.

Outstanding post by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But how do you know that? Perhaps these women are attractive in those men's eyes or these women choose to go along with the spiel to get what they want... could be win win.

As for me I am too long in the tooth/cynical

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society...

*she swoons

Lol, but seriously I do enjoy picking a woman up and spinning her round, makes me feel all manly."

*She swoons again

And your weight limit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For meets I don't really look for anything in particular, it's all relative to the potential person, they're looks, personality and background.

I won't fuck just anyone, infact I haven't found anyone yet 5 weeks in that I do wish to have sex with, but there's not a tick list.

Reflected quite accurately in that very nicely written profile

The profile write up is currently my 'deterring' speech. At the time (and even so now) I'm not looking for a meet but if the right person comes my way... according to the current profile my only specifications are no tiny penises, no men in knickers and a decent personality. So yes it is reflected accurately, I haven't demanded pictures or a specific body type (other than not a tiny cock).

My profile write up changes constantly, mostly dependant on my mood but I never specify my ideal man, after all I doubt Tom Hardy would be on fab

when this one went up I was in a bad mood and we had just had an influx of messages from guys wanting to be humiliated about their tiny cocks while wearing knickers, that's just not my thing so I made that clear. It will be changed back to normal when I'm feeling more myself.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The attributes I look for in a partner are different to what I look for in a playmate. This is fantasy so I can ask for a Rhodes scholar with the body of Adonis and the rapier wit of Stephen Fry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty and attractiveness are in the eye of the beholder. Or so I dearly hope, I may as well pack this in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society...

*she swoons

Lol, but seriously I do enjoy picking a woman up and spinning her round, makes me feel all manly.

*She swoons again

And your weight limit?

About 15 stone I reckon - I could try going higher but think that unceremoniously dropping a woman and falling on top of her might not look good on my verifications.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society...

*she swoons

Lol, but seriously I do enjoy picking a woman up and spinning her round, makes me feel all manly.

*She swoons again

And your weight limit?

About 15 stone I reckon - I could try going higher but think that unceremoniously dropping a woman and falling on top of her might not look good on my verifications.

Gosh many years ago that would have been two of me

. Now we're down to approx one and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society...

*she swoons

Lol, but seriously I do enjoy picking a woman up and spinning her round, makes me feel all manly.

*She swoons again

And your weight limit?

About 15 stone I reckon - I could try going higher but think that unceremoniously dropping a woman and falling on top of her might not look good on my verifications.

Gosh many years ago that would have been two of me

. Now we're down to approx one and a half

One day, I'd like to swing with a woman who'll let me lift her over my head, preferably one who's nice and svelte and wearing a bikini at the time, would make for a great pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society...

*she swoons

Lol, but seriously I do enjoy picking a woman up and spinning her round, makes me feel all manly.

*She swoons again

And your weight limit?

About 15 stone I reckon - I could try going higher but think that unceremoniously dropping a woman and falling on top of her might not look good on my verifications.

Gosh many years ago that would have been two of me

. Now we're down to approx one and a half

One day, I'd like to swing with a woman who'll let me lift her over my head, preferably one who's nice and svelte and wearing a bikini at the time, would make for a great pic

Put that on your profile... you'll probably get it one day

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"FFS this is not a nice thread at all! Women' punching above their weight ' and being 'below average', and shagging spiders!

Aww Dollie you are lovely. Just ignore those who stomp, shout and throw their toys out of the pram because they are so up themselves, it beats me as to how they can ever get up women

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Thankyou, once again the ladies on here are just lovely. I guess that's because they understand the PMT blues lol

Mr Brain, this probably wouldn't be the best time to suspend me above your head....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I have brains AND brawns, and I'll demonstrate this by cradling you up in my arms and explaining the ultimately fallacious nature of a human society...

*she swoons

Lol, but seriously I do enjoy picking a woman up and spinning her round, makes me feel all manly.

*She swoons again

And your weight limit?

About 15 stone I reckon - I could try going higher but think that unceremoniously dropping a woman and falling on top of her might not look good on my verifications.

Gosh many years ago that would have been two of me

. Now we're down to approx one and a half

One day, I'd like to swing with a woman who'll let me lift her over my head, preferably one who's nice and svelte and wearing a bikini at the time, would make for a great pic

Put that on your profile... you'll probably get it one day

I tried to entice people with my log lifting pic but to no avail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you

A thread elsewhere on the forum was trying to find out us girls' criteria/filtering processes. Well we're all different...

For me the following are pretty essential -

Tall and dark

Intelligent and humorous.

Deletes include smokers and attached males.

Over to you..."

so, your looking for batman? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thank you

A thread elsewhere on the forum was trying to find out us girls' criteria/filtering processes. Well we're all different...

For me the following are pretty essential -

Tall and dark

Intelligent and humorous.

Deletes include smokers and attached males.

Over to you...

so, your looking for batman? lol"

Hey did I mention role play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you

A thread elsewhere on the forum was trying to find out us girls' criteria/filtering processes. Well we're all different...

For me the following are pretty essential -

Tall and dark

Intelligent and humorous.

Deletes include smokers and attached males.

Over to you...

so, your looking for batman? lol

Hey did I mention role play?

batman doesnt play. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thank you

A thread elsewhere on the forum was trying to find out us girls' criteria/filtering processes. Well we're all different...

For me the following are pretty essential -

Tall and dark

Intelligent and humorous.

Deletes include smokers and attached males.

Over to you...

so, your looking for batman? lol

Hey did I mention role play?

batman doesnt play. lol"
no but he gets played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thank you

A thread elsewhere on the forum was trying to find out us girls' criteria/filtering processes. Well we're all different...

For me the following are pretty essential -

Tall and dark

Intelligent and humorous.

Deletes include smokers and attached males.

Over to you...

so, your looking for batman? lol

Hey did I mention role play?

batman doesnt play. lolno but he gets played

are you the riddler in disguise? lol

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