FabSwingers.com forum: Car sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can any one tell.me any good places to have sex in the car near the redcar/middlesbrough area some where dark and quiet.

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Yes try the back seat. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes try the back seat. X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No back seat in our 911 mate so any genuin answers not people who try to spoil the site by being an arse

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Lol ooo dear someone's tired. Hope the car don't break down like the sense of humour has. A little light hearted humour is hardly ruining the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose saying front seat is not a good answer then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suppose saying front seat is not a good answer then lol

The gear stick may hit home before the cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes try the back seat. X"

Love it

or The boot of The car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not sell the car buy a van kit it out with a bed good springs and good sounds and make it into a bedroom on wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not sell the car buy a van kit it out with a bed good springs and good sounds and make it into a bedroom on wheels "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fact is every time we ask some thing we get people giving silly comments abd there is just no need we just want to enjoy stuf like every one els so genuin answers are all we want

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"Lol ooo dear someone's tired. Hope the car don't break down like the sense of humour has. A little light hearted humour is hardly ruining the site. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No back seat in our 911 mate so any genuin answers not people who try to spoil the site by being an arse"

You're going to attempt sex in a 911?!

If I could have afforded to insure and run a 911 at your ages, the last thing I would be doing is trying to have sex in it!

Sell it and buy an estate car and a holiday!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact is every time we ask some thing we get people giving silly comments abd there is just no need we just want to enjoy stuf like every one els so genuin answers are all we want"

People won't answer sensibly as places aren't allowed to be mentioned...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just want everyone to know that you have a 911? WOW!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you just want everyone to know that you have a 911? WOW!!!"

I'm stuck on the fact it's the emergency number in USA

Is it some sort of phallic extension?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact is every time we ask some thing we get people giving silly comments abd there is just no need we just want to enjoy stuf like every one els so genuin answers are all we want"

It's called humour.

Forget science, it helps the world go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact is every time we ask some thing we get people giving silly comments abd there is just no need we just want to enjoy stuf like every one els so genuin answers are all we want

It's called humour.

Forget science, it helps the world go round

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By *omis70Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Do they do child seats for 911's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having driven a 911 and seen how confined the space is (which I'm sure you already know) - I'd suggest getting out and using the bonnet!!

And as for location? Surely if you live there you must be able to drive around late at night, find a secluded spot and just crack on?

Asking in the forums - used by less than 1% of the site and where I'm guessing 99% of that 1% don't live near you won't provide the advice you seek, I suspect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they do child seats for 911's "

Not sure but I'm guessing the OP maybe to big for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of room in a 911, well I used to manage sex, with a lady in my 911 lol

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

No really discreet places around here. pm me if you wanna discuss further but you wont get serious answers in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of room in a 911, well I used to manage sex, with a lady in my 911 lol"

If you're large and ample? Possibly not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly best not to meet anyone with a 911 - it's one of those cars that just seems to scream "I've got a little willy..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly best not to meet anyone with a 911 - it's one of those cars that just seems to scream "I've got a little willy..."

Ditto of my "phallic extension"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My drive way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly best not to meet anyone with a 911 - it's one of those cars that just seems to scream "I've got a little willy..."

oi! Dont knock us little willy guys!,and i havent got a 911.....

great,i got a small cock and a van,im fucked....or rather,im not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tried on the redcar town fc car park???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol ooo dear someone's tired. Hope the car don't break down like the sense of humour has. A little light hearted humour is hardly ruining the site. "

Agreed!! I thought it was funny!! lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some very small seats in the back of a 911, but it would be very funny watching anyone trying to have sex in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody love reading the forums....tickles me to death. Well done all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they do child seats for 911's "

Oh no they dont do them or tow bars pitty but they do for the amg 63

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you just want everyone to know that you have a 911? WOW!!!"

Hahaha, yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lmao no 911 really i was just giving a smart arse answer to what i was given lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny as fuck all i was doing was asking an answer just dont know why all you older people find it hard to give a sencible one like we would i wouldnt dream of goin on to some thing and try to take the piss i have more respect never mind just the older generation find taking the piss funny never mind n yes im nakerd that must be it erm nooo you must be tired for saying stupid stuff people like you lot who ruin it but yet again never mind happy fabbing guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know the area but tint the windows and who cares where you are lol

Industrial estates are usually empty at night.

You could even treat her to a few truckers' cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny as fuck all i was doing was asking an answer just dont know why all you older people find it hard to give a sencible one like we would i wouldnt dream of goin on to some thing and try to take the piss i have more respect never mind just the older generation find taking the piss funny never mind n yes im nakerd that must be it erm nooo you must be tired for saying stupid stuff people like you lot who ruin it but yet again never mind happy fabbing guys"

Chill out.

You got sensible answers, and to those you should say thank you, if you have as much respect as you say.

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Must say mine's ideal clean,spacious and blacked out can basically park anywhere and no one would bat an eyelid

Looking for later

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Easyish to find dogging spots. Google can hold a whole load of information

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Is a 911 a four seater?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

911 nice what colour

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"No back seat in our 911 mate so any genuin answers not people who try to spoil the site by being an arse"
is it made by matchbox ? Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Can any one tell.me any good places to have sex in the car near the redcar/middlesbrough area some where dark and quiet."

It's against rules to give out locations

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