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"Sponge cake????? What flavour jam?? " Is there any other flavour than strawberry? And if you promise you will come why i'll even make some cucumber and salmon sandwiches ! | |||
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"Sponge cake????? What flavour jam?? Is there any other flavour than strawberry? And if you promise you will come why i'll even make some cucumber and salmon sandwiches !" Not a big fan of cakes and can I have tuna rather than salmon please? | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " Seems that I'm too short and too young for you haha | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " If you'd compromise and make chocolate cake, let me dress as superman and call you basil.... I'll get the strap-on out and be right over | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful If you'd compromise and make chocolate cake, let me dress as superman and call you basil.... I'll get the strap-on out and be right over " Sold to the lovely lady from Scotland ! | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " quite the bus fare, would be faster by car you should be catwoman if its batman your after | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " Dollie... I'd fuck you any day of the week | |||
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"Desperation is sooooo sexy! NOT" Hey, the guys seem to think its the way to pull on here , so what's good for that old gooosey.... | |||
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"Desperation is sooooo sexy! NOT Hey, the guys seem to think its the way to pull on here , so what's good for that old gooosey.... " Oh, sorry, having a blond moment. I think the three G&Ts also don't help... | |||
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"Love a bit of tongue in cheek " I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! | |||
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"Love a bit of tongue in cheek I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! " it would be worth it for a sponge cake | |||
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"Love a bit of tongue in cheek I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! " Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here | |||
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"Love a bit of tongue in cheek I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here " Gonna need some Febreeze | |||
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"Love a bit of tongue in cheek I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here Gonna need some Febreeze " But I hav'nt farted .......yet | |||
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"Love a bit of tongue in cheek I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here Gonna need some Febreeze But I hav'nt farted .......yet " Pre-emptive strike. I'm a man who is always prepared | |||
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"Love a bit of tongue in cheek I just got so sick of the young lads posting this thread and thought, well what the hell , let's see what reaction a woman gets! " Total opposite but I think they actually mean it. I feel sorry for them when they get tons of no's | |||
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"Atlantis is on. Later...." It's finished now. | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?" asked my mate Dave. "Go on then," I replied. "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" he screamed. I said, "That's Superman." He said, "Thanks, I've been practising." | |||
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"Pre-emptive strike. I'm a man who is always prepared " Strike a match instead. Fireworks! | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?" asked my mate Dave. "Go on then," I replied. "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" he screamed. I said, "That's Superman." He said, "Thanks, I've been practising."" PMSL, 'kerrpow', 'whosh', 'phwump', 'thwack' ' Not this time Joker' think that's more Batmanny? | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " I would strap 20kg plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Margaret thatcher's queef as my air supply if you gave me the chance to fuck you | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful I would strap 20kg plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Margaret thatcher's queef as my air supply if you gave me the chance to fuck you" For once I have no words! Thankyou fella I am going to bed laughing now | |||
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" Oh you'd have to be completely blind not to realise that a vagina makes a hole world of difference to how people react......a woman could fart and get all the attention in the world in here " Are you doing that experiment next week? | |||
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"can I fuck the sponge cake? xx " OMG I can never look at a Victoria Sandwich again! I have had some really funny replies to this... but i'm not going to start a tongue in cheek thread like this again cos I've had to explain to too many guys that I wasn't really serious! | |||
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"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx" OMG you trollop | |||
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"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx OMG you trollop " Come on its a sausage sarnie we are talking here .. Im only.human. | |||
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"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx" If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage.... | |||
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"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage...." You would not . You dont get many sausages this size | |||
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"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage.... You would not . You dont get many sausages this size " What.. chipolatas? Sneaks away... | |||
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"can I fuck the sponge cake? xx OMG I can never look at a Victoria Sandwich again! I have had some really funny replies to this... but i'm not going to start a tongue in cheek thread like this again cos I've had to explain to too many guys that I wasn't really serious! " What you're saying some of them are a bit thick? What's your mail box been like. | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " I suppose I can dip it in. But there best be cake!!!! | |||
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"Bit early for sponge cake . Make it a sausage sarnie and my cocks yours xx If it's early I might get confused and grill the wrong sausage.... You would not . You dont get many sausages this size What.. chipolatas? Sneaks away..." Not funny | |||
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"Hi Guys, would anyone fuck me ..please ! Someone.. anyone? I'll make us a nice sponge cake and i'll even pay your bus fare. And if you want you can dress as Batman and call me Fido.. Any takers, please , i'll be so grateful " yes please private message me?? | |||
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