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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are there any young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot singles girls out there that actually want to meet guys!?

Or should I just carry on dreaming? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you are invited to the clique! Then you will be inundated with them. OR so am told, am as yet uninvited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot singles girls out there that actually want to meet guys!?

Or should I just carry on dreaming? lol "

not to fussy are we lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol... Think you and every guy on here are looking for the same!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if you are invited to the clique! Then you will be inundated with them. OR so am told, am as yet uninvited. "

A clique, on here? surely not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol not fussy just know what I want, even if it is the same as every other bloke in the world! lol

Lets start are own clique!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in mate its about time we had a new clique, the old clique is hard to get into but once your in apparantly you get to pick and choose on here the only rule is you have to write ridiculous , OTT verifications about all the other members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in mate its about time we had a new clique, the old clique is hard to get into but once your in apparantly you get to pick and choose on here the only rule is you have to write ridiculous , OTT verifications about all the other members "

We have wrote some lovely verifications for people we have met based on our meets,never been ridiculous or OTT and i imagine that other members verify others based on their meets too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol I nominate you head clique leader then!

All in favor say I, all opposed bye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in mate its about time we had a new clique, the old clique is hard to get into but once your in apparantly you get to pick and choose on here the only rule is you have to write ridiculous , OTT verifications about all the other members

We have wrote some lovely verifications for people we have met based on our meets,never been ridiculous or OTT and i imagine that other members verify others based on their meets too."

Opps, are you part of the clique then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh Swingerman if only I were 20 years younger and you were 10 years older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hang on, I raised the issue of cliques. Do I not get a chance to be head clique? (OR chief bitch if that sounds better?) Do we need a secret ballot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Agh don't start a flame war! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I nominate you head clique leader then!

All in favor say I, all opposed bye."

I look forward to taking on this challanging role, be carefull though, the old clique are watching are every move, ready to come on here with a witty remark or put down,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soz im not slim, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, but i could be a super sexy hot single girl oh an big boobed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey hang on, I raised the issue of cliques. Do I not get a chance to be head clique? (OR chief bitch if that sounds better?) Do we need a secret ballot? "

chief bitch! haha!

And to laine, mmmm yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"soz im not slim, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, but i could be a super sexy hot single girl oh an big boobed "

Only if you bring that can of Iron Brew with you! haha :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits made from girders

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You called me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol I nominate you head clique leader then!

All in favor say I, all opposed bye.

I look forward to taking on this challanging role, be carefull though, the old clique are watching are every move, ready to come on here with a witty remark or put down, "

So what's on your agenda as new head clique leader? I hope it involves young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot singles girls??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, and to infultrate the old clique, we need an insider to find out their secrets so we can copy them , am i going a bit OTT here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hell No! that's just what they want you to be thinking!! Who ever they are anyways??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful, they are watching. Make sure you invite lots of young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot singles girls. Or maybe just stick to female for the time being, and build on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*** Not wanting to hi-jack ***

Just to say, well done guys,

Fun thread, no moaning, (having a pop at the clique is OK tho!! )

Good to see some single guys have fun ( they seem to get a tough time in here )

Good replies from some very hot sexy ladies, well done again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be careful, they are watching. Make sure you invite lots of young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot singles girls. Or maybe just stick to female for the time being, and build on it? "

Lol has fabswingers got some kind of clique conspiracy going on then, and how far up do you think goes!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell No! that's just what they want you to be thinking!! Who ever they are anyways?? "

They are all around us the tell tale signs are the long list of ellaborate verifications, but they sometimes let us mere mortal into their inner circle now and them just to show us what we are missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do i join the clique ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our clique, or the dark sides clique?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how do i join the clique ???

"

You have to bring us some vital information on the dark clique, something crucial to their operation!

Then your in!

FOREVER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm ,,, they have tits and pussies ( most of them ,anyway )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there may be a few dopplegangers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"erm ,,, they have tits and pussies ( most of them ,anyway ) "

!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a few? surely not, i thought they were all genuine, anyway I wont details on the head of the clique, we all no who he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the new clique. The first rule of the clique is that you must never talk of the clique. The second rule is you must never discuss the first rule. Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam trying to entice one of them to come down from their ivory towers and leave a sarcastic remark on here, but its not happening at the moment, but it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will happen when least expected. Then you will be gone, and our clique will be the poorer for it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

room for an ickle old lady in your quiche, sorry clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True, i have noticed its gone a bit quiet on here, no sign of the usual forum mafia, my guess this topic will be wound up quite soon, BEWARE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So is this dark evil clique responsible for the shear lack of young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot single girls all around the UK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, the young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot single girls have been snapped up and indoctrinated. Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, they keep them all to themselves, you have to be part of their clique to get near any young women,

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"So is this dark evil clique responsible for the shear lack of young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot single girls all around the UK? "

OI, Am I invisible???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is this dark evil clique responsible for the shear lack of young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot single girls all around the UK?

OI, Am I invisible???"

You are more than welcome to join _muma. And you're not old. But are you young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot single girls. Or have they not got to you yet? Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes, they keep them all to themselves, you have to be part of their clique to get near any young women, "

Ah Thats no good!

I want some names man! lol I didn't even know there was a secret underground fab clique till I started this thread!

Is it true this dark organization goes all the way back to before ancient egypt? And the freemasons and illuminati are just a small offshoot from them!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only that, whenever things go wrong for you - lose money, lose phone, burst a tyre - all of these are caused by the clique. Remember, they are watching. (I am safe, cause I got feck all to lose!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So is this dark evil clique responsible for the shear lack of young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot single girls all around the UK?

OI, Am I invisible???"

Fmuma your more than welcome to join we all just having a laugh.

Feel free to comment any time

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am sitting drinking champers just now, so pouring you all a glass. let's raise a toast (ooh food) to our clique xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fmuma, I like your style. Champers on a Tuesday. Remember, they are watching.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"So is this dark evil clique responsible for the shear lack of young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot single girls all around the UK?

OI, Am I invisible???

Fmuma your more than welcome to join we all just having a laugh.

Feel free to comment any time "

some body on ye honey. does the clique allow me to ravish it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sitting drinking champers just now, so pouring you all a glass. let's raise a toast (ooh food) to our clique xx"

Lol champers at 3.50! why not :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellow clique members, as I am fairly close to _muma, I suggest I take the opportunity to induct her to the clique. Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,, "

Is it really a cat? Or is it a borg? Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,, "

For every one member that joins our ranks you must invite two other members to our new clique, this is now a rule!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

For every one member that joins our ranks you must invite two other members to our new clique, this is now a rule!! "

Can I invite myself and friends? There's about 6 of us in my head. Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,, "

Make sure your cat is free of bugs, and check for cams strapped to its head!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

For every one member that joins our ranks you must invite two other members to our new clique, this is now a rule!!

Can I invite myself and friends? There's about 6 of us in my head. Remember, they are watching."

Sure, but they have to post on this forum to show their support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

Make sure your cat is free of bugs, and check for cams strapped to its head!!"

Actually that should be rule number 4 of the clique. All pussy should be bug free. Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

For every one member that joins our ranks you must invite two other members to our new clique, this is now a rule!!

Can I invite myself and friends? There's about 6 of us in my head. Remember, they are watching.

Sure, but they have to post on this forum to show their support."

The big bully one won't let the rest out.

Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

Make sure your cat is free of bugs, and check for cams strapped to its head!!

Actually that should be rule number 4 of the clique. All pussy should be bug free. Remember, they are watching."

Then were gonna have to nominate someone as pussy inspector to check all pussies for bugs!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

For every one member that joins our ranks you must invite two other members to our new clique, this is now a rule!! "

I am the work of 10 - does that count? plus I AM the only female, so can I be the team clique mascot

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

Make sure your cat is free of bugs, and check for cams strapped to its head!!

Actually that should be rule number 4 of the clique. All pussy should be bug free. Remember, they are watching."

My pussy is bug free - who's up for first inspection? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

For every one member that joins our ranks you must invite two other members to our new clique, this is now a rule!!

I am the work of 10 - does that count? plus I AM the only female, so can I be the team clique mascot "

Yep your job is to just keep drinking champagne all day long haha :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

Make sure your cat is free of bugs, and check for cams strapped to its head!!

Actually that should be rule number 4 of the clique. All pussy should be bug free. Remember, they are watching.

My pussy is bug free - who's up for first inspection? xx"

I would like to volunteer for that role. I have experience in this area, and know exactly what to look for. Remember, they are watching.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"my curtains just twitched phew ,,, its only the cat ,,,,,

For every one member that joins our ranks you must invite two other members to our new clique, this is now a rule!!

I am the work of 10 - does that count? plus I AM the only female, so can I be the team clique mascot

Yep your job is to just keep drinking champagne all day long haha :P"

oh I think I could manage that!! but do I get to ravish your body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"soz im not slim, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, but i could be a super sexy hot single girl oh an big boobed "

firm boobed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"soz im not slim, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, but i could be a super sexy hot single girl oh an big boobed

firm boobed too "

JandS you too will need induction. Remember, they are watching.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

LOL

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

as chairwoman of this clique, methinks that swingerman may have to prove himself as he won't answer the question of me ravishing him.

***pours more champs and puts the option of approval to the vote xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL "

Kitty, are you one of them?

Remember, they are watching.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"LOL

Kitty, are you one of them?

Remember, they are watching.

"

i aint one of no one, i dont need someone to tell me if i can post or not. i also do not need people behind me to be able to post. so no, i am not part of them wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL

Kitty, are you one of them?

Remember, they are watching.

i aint one of no one, i dont need someone to tell me if i can post or not. i also do not need people behind me to be able to post. so no, i am not part of them wankers "

Lol, ok, you can become a welcome member of our group then. Remember, they are watching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOL

Kitty, are you one of them?

Remember, they are watching.

i aint one of no one, i dont need someone to tell me if i can post or not. i also do not need people behind me to be able to post. so no, i am not part of them wankers "

Yeh! you nicely said Naughty_kitty

And Fmuma! take two steps away from the champagne! haha :P

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"LOL

Kitty, are you one of them?

Remember, they are watching.

i aint one of no one, i dont need someone to tell me if i can post or not. i also do not need people behind me to be able to post. so no, i am not part of them wankers

Lol, ok, you can become a welcome member of our group then. Remembe

r, they are watching."

no i dont wanna be a member of your group either, i will just watch and annoy when suits.

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOL

Kitty, are you one of them?

Remember, they are watching.

i aint one of no one, i dont need someone to tell me if i can post or not. i also do not need people behind me to be able to post. so no, i am not part of them wankers

Lol, ok, you can become a welcome member of our group then. Remembe

r, they are watching.

no i dont wanna be a member of your group either, i will just watch and annoy when suits.

thanks "

Woo she's a lone rider! her loyalties lie nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL

Kitty, are you one of them?

Remember, they are watching.

i aint one of no one, i dont need someone to tell me if i can post or not. i also do not need people behind me to be able to post. so no, i am not part of them wankers

Lol, ok, you can become a welcome member of our group then. Remembe

r, they are watching.

no i dont wanna be a member of your group either, i will just watch and annoy when suits.

thanks "

That is an acceptable response Kitty.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Kitty is Kitty and would never be part of a group/clique/quiche. She is unique. (meant in a nice way Kitty)

Swinger - feck off step away. Step forward and open another bottle more like!! See you still haven't answered, lo. Take it as a no xx

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

i just dont like anyone, it makes things much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not young or slim, but I'm not on the dark side either - can I come in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i just dont like anyone, it makes things much easier "

Starting from a position of strength eh Kitty. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kitty is Kitty and would never be part of a group/clique/quiche. She is unique. (meant in a nice way Kitty)

Swinger - feck off step away. Step forward and open another bottle more like!! See you still haven't answered, lo. Take it as a no xx"

I'm always up for a good body ravishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any young, slim, big boobed, cock hungry, sex craved, junk in the trunk, anal loving, pussy licking, super sexy smoking hot singles girls out there that actually want to meet guys!?

Or should I just carry on dreaming? lol "

I have mets lots of them in the swinging scene

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not young or slim, but I'm not on the dark side either - can I come in?

"

All are welcome, but to join you must get two other fab menbers to post on this thread.

Soon we'll have our own separate forum page on fab lol! One for light and the other for dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, how to spread the word with out being overheard!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wow JednSasha you must have the longest profile on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not young or slim, but I'm not on the dark side either - can I come in?

"

Jump right in Mand. All welcome. (Except the dark side)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw thanks x "

Ok, looks like we have a quorom now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean we have to have a committee meeting now?

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

i think its rather silly wanting to be like 'the other side'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think its rather silly wanting to be like 'the other side' "

We are different. We have no exclusions. (except the dark side).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does that mean we have to have a committee meeting now? "

Are you hosting?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

as chairwoman/mascot of this quiche, I do declare that you are all mental.

Swinger, get your ass to Scotland and it will be

Dundee, initiation rules please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as chairwoman/mascot of this quiche, I do declare that you are all mental.

Swinger, get your ass to Scotland and it will be

Dundee, initiation rules please xxx

"

Initiation rules must never be spoken or written in public _muma. That's the first one. Oops.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I know, was hoping you would pm me again in order to text me with said rules/instructions x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know, was hoping you would pm me again in order to text me with said rules/instructions x"

Even pm's are subject to interception. Can only be whispered under a duvet.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

plenty room under this king sized duvet xx

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

I've been told they do exist far away on a distant planet. They are kept there until their services are required. Filling the lonely days either pleasuring themselves or each other, soon to be be beyond man's reach forever more.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've been told they do exist far away on a distant planet. They are kept there until their services are required. Filling the lonely days either pleasuring themselves or each other, soon to be be beyond man's reach forever more. "

does that mean they are still within woman's reach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been told they do exist far away on a distant planet. They are kept there until their services are required. Filling the lonely days either pleasuring themselves or each other, soon to be be beyond man's reach forever more. "

That planet aint so far away. Trust me, I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"plenty room under this king sized duvet xx "

All ye gotta do is send the invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phuck yer clique, any so called clique on here for that matter.

Everyone is welcome to add to any thread in the forums.

The ones adding to this thread seem to be the ones who don't normally frequent the forums....why is that??

Fmuma is a forum whore so she can ignore what i said

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend


"I've been told they do exist far away on a distant planet. They are kept there until their services are required. Filling the lonely days either pleasuring themselves or each other, soon to be be beyond man's reach forever more.

does that mean they are still within woman's reach? "

Deffo _muma, I'll mail you the co-ordinates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phuck yer clique, any so called clique on here for that matter.

Everyone is welcome to add to any thread in the forums.

The ones adding to this thread seem to be the ones who don't normally frequent the forums....why is that??

Chill out grecian, bit of fun,nothing more.

Fmuma is a forum whore so she can ignore what i said

"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Phuck yer clique, any so called clique on here for that matter.

Everyone is welcome to add to any thread in the forums.

The ones adding to this thread seem to be the ones who don't normally frequent the forums....why is that??

Fmuma is a forum whore so she can ignore what i said

"

pmsl Mr G, I'm your whore baby.... anytime (and I'm pished - want a glass of champers?) x x x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As i said anyone is welcome to add to any threads.

Am chilled, Fmuma give me a Bucks Fizz please

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you need to come and get it in person Mr G, AND give me a birthday snog/shag xx lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw Grec, you've killed/burnt the quiche... I'm going to have to have to give you a doing for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aw Grec, you've killed/burnt the quiche... I'm going to have to have to give you a doing for that "

What did i do wrong??

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"OI, Am I invisible???"

Who said that?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Good morning fellow clickers xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you have champagne with your cornflakes this morning? lol :P

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Did you have champagne with your cornflakes this morning? lol :P"

Nice glass of chilled Bollinger please

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Did you have champagne with your cornflakes this morning? lol :P

Nice glass of chilled Bollinger please "

No, just the champs, lol

No Bolly, but can do you Vueve Clicqote xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you have champagne with your cornflakes this morning? lol :P

Nice glass of chilled Bollinger please

No, just the champs, lol

No Bolly, but can do you Vueve Clicqote

xx"

Oooohhh the widow Clicquot....my favourite!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Well I def agree with her statement about Champagne

I only drink champagne when I'm happy, and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone.

When I have company, I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

And so say all us Champagne drinking girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I def agree with her statement about Champagne

I only drink champagne when I'm happy, and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone.

When I have company, I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

And so say all us Champagne drinking girls

"

**chink**

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

**HIC!! bottoms up, or is that just wishful thinking xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"**HIC!! bottoms up, or is that just wishful thinking xx"

Bottoms up and glasses down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been told they do exist far away on a distant planet. They are kept there until their services are required. Filling the lonely days either pleasuring themselves or each other, soon to be be beyond man's reach forever more. "

I've also heard that the dark evil clique is the organization that backed and funded nasa's fake moon landings in 1969, for their own evil agenda that unbeknown to the common people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg what have I started here, some hilarious posts though, I think us genuine single guys should stick together is there a way of setting up a group on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg what have I started here, some hilarious posts though, I think us genuine single guys should stick together is there a way of setting up a group on here?"

you can't do that.... you'd be forming a clicquot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Dam, my devious plan has fallen at the first hurdle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anybody was in any doubt that a certain 'clique' or a biased toward single men existed then take a look at my 'better offer' thread, allthough what i admitted to doing was wrong some of the posts are very revealing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Omg what have I started here, some hilarious posts though, I think us genuine single guys should stick together is there a way of setting up a group on here?

you can't do that.... you'd be forming a clicquot! "

you mntoned Clicquote????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"If anybody was in any doubt that a certain 'clique' or a biased toward single men existed then take a look at my 'better offer' thread, allthough what i admitted to doing was wrong some of the posts are very revealing "

I'll take you up on the better offer - any offer in fact xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I def agree with her statement about Champagne

I only drink champagne when I'm happy, and when I'm sad.

Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone.

When I have company, I consider it obligatory.

I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am.

Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty.

And so say all us Champagne drinking girls

**chink** "

I've also been told that the dark evil clique has invested huge amounts of money and shares into the champagne industry!

Their goal is to keep sexy women all over the world malleable, and easier to indoctrinate into their dark evil agenda that is unbeknown to the outside world.

I hear this is just a small part of the clique's ultimate evil plan!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nah, they only invest in Cava, the rest of the money is spent on polish for their halo's xx

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