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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Curious to find out do you have a pre meet ritual and if so what does it consist of.

Do you do anything specific the day building up to a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm accommodating I always like to have candles lit and the house smelling nice makes a more relaxing atmosphere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As close a shave as i can get without flensing my face.

Make sure top and bottom lips are utterly smooth so no irritation for oral play.

Long hot shower, making sure everything is well scrubbed and fresh.

Clean teeth again and use tongue cleaner and mouthwash to be properly minty fresh.

Break out the good aftershave dab behind each ear and one in hollow of throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full shave. Any hair that's not eyebrows and on my head has to go! The Mr usually tidies up downstairs also and we always crack out the nice underwear or lingerie. A dress for myself and a nice shirt for the Mr. If accoming then make sure the house is clean. Fresh sheets are ready if needed. Buy in some beers or wine. Oh and a quick play to get us in the mood for some more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power wash the walls, bondage bench, sling and fucking bench.

Fresh sawdust on floor,

Check lube, condoms and clean towels.

Make sure toys and restraints are soaking in the miltons.

Light some candles.

Dab some lager behind my ears and balls.

Ready to go !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Power wash the walls, bondage bench, sling and fucking bench.

Fresh sawdust on floor,

Check lube, condoms and clean towels.

Make sure toys and restraints are soaking in the milton

Light some candles.

Dab some lager behind my ears and balls

Ready to go ! "

Love it

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

put bottle of water out as hes gonna get thirsty

shower

perfume if he isn't married for obvious reasons

stockings

brush teeth a hundred times

make up face which takes longest time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Probably spend a day chilling, head to the gym, showered and scrubbed. Messaging who your meeting building up the tension.

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs

Hah! Some guys seem to think that a woman can do the 3 S's in 10 mins flat like they do !

For me it takes approx 2 hours to get ready; Shower, shaving, hairdo, make-up, nails, nice lingerie and killer heels. If accommodating then of course house cleaning and bedding change first.

It is nice to get a text or two as a build-up but sometimes I have been getting texts every 2 minutes which really slows down the getting ready routine !

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Power wash the walls, bondage bench, sling and fucking bench.

Fresh sawdust on floor,

Check lube, condoms and clean towels.

Make sure toys and restraints are soaking in the miltons.

Light some candles.

Dab some lager behind my ears and balls.

Ready to go ! "
I think I love you, Hahaha, brilliant x

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

At home - don't fuck that morning!, clean the house, change the sheets, put down a 'squirt' towel, candles, joss, camera and condoms ready by the bed, porn DVD ready for the bedroom TV, shower, trim pussy, dress sexily... then have LOTS of fun!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I guess sacrificing a goat has gone out of fashion.

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley


"I guess sacrificing a goat has gone out of fashion."
Not from down our way!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go down the pub straight from the gym in my trackie bottoms without having a shower

drink 6 pints

smoke 40 fags

eat about 6 bags of scracthings and chilli nuts

on the way to the meet get a kebab with loads of garlic mayo on it

arrive about a hour late

walk in with me cans of wife beater

get them to put the football on and put my dog shit covered trainers on their nice cream leather settee whilst demanding a blow job

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Shower, epilate the bits, full make up, hair done, best undies on, hoover, plump cushions , tidy my bedroom and then collapse infront of Eastenders until my victim calls....

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