FabSwingers.com forum: Does this work?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOLOLOL

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

nice: doesn't

34: couldn't give a fuck

thick: his IQ doesn't matter

8 inches: YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had far worse messages. Usually get deleted. So they do not work for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who would want to meet someone with a 348 inch dick?

thats immense (get proof first)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

Can we meet the dildos

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

nice: doesn't

34: couldn't give a fuck

thick: his IQ doesn't matter

8 inches: YES"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't work for us -

We recently got an e-mail from a young couple who are clearly new to the scene -

their message 'Wanna Meet'?

Er no actually.

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

we just block them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I just love receiving short and ignorant messages like "come an suck on this" or "can I cum down your throat" needless to say just get deleted. I think some people think you loose all respect for yourself when you register on here?

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

We would block. No imagination, no meet.

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

We get a few no-brainers. We just delete them.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some people definitely favour the direct approach. I wonder if they use that when they are out clubbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

34 inch long an 8 inch thick, Jesus no wonder you didn't reply, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

What did his profile say as a much better picture can be gained from that.

Short and sweet or a well crafted War and Peace message.....matters not as someone will get the ump either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message this morning saying.

It's my birthday... Fuck me?

I said: Happy Birthday but no thanks.

Then got a tirade of messages saying:

Oh but please...it's my birthday... why wont you fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message this morning saying.

It's my birthday... Fuck me?

I said: Happy Birthday but no thanks.

Then got a tirade of messages saying:

Oh but please...it's my birthday... why wont you fuck me?

I would then be thinking how to justify myself. I'm an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a pic of a cock and it just said want this?

He got a message back but it just said yes we could use a really small draught excluder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message this morning saying.

It's my birthday... Fuck me?

I said: Happy Birthday but no thanks.

Then got a tirade of messages saying:

Oh but please...it's my birthday... why wont you fuck me?

I would then be thinking how to justify myself. I'm an idiot"

Ha... I know what you mean... I used to be a bit like that myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is three words longer than some messages we get!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

I ignore all messages where no thought or consideration has been put in. Including those written like a semi-literate pre-teen. And before I hear cries of 'grammar Nazi' or 'spelling pokice' save yourself the trouble. I'm not interested. I am not bothered by imperfect messages. Everyone makes mistakes. Crap, crass and lazy messaging gets you nowhere. If you can't take care to type at least something of interest or intelligence then what care will you take with me?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

* spelling police that should be. See? Everyone makes mistakes.

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By *zanyCouple
over a year ago

truro

You still need some social skills to woo who you want to meet. This site favours the women (they do have the final say) and lets face it can pick and choose who they meet so are not hard up for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol my introduction messages are pants but i try a bit harder than that at least

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

nice: doesn't

34: couldn't give a fuck

thick: his IQ doesn't matter

8 inches: YES"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

That was it. Does this work for anyone ever? Can only imagine lots of couples/girls would knock him back.

We've got dildos with better social skills

In my opinion such messages ( I would imagine single women and couples get a fair few messages along similar lines )are to do with attitude and perception sent by a immature mind not really thinking though things .

You see to a immature mind looking for sex is just the same as let's say looking for a car ......a washing machine ......a fridge freezer .

They _iew it as looking for a tool for a particular job in this case sex ....so of coarse there tool is going to very important to you in there mind.

After all they look at your advert ( pictures ...Profile ..) and thought oh yes that will do the job perfectly .

So now they assume that your the same as then just looking for a tool to get the job done .

So send you a description of there tool for the job .

There's a reason certain types of people are called TOOLS you have to just laugh about it as its part and parcel of site life .Tools that is

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By *unwmidscplCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

unless the message and person/persons involved can stimulate mrs physicaly and mentally its a no .she says they must be able to spell and string more than two words together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got a message from a guy :-

'nice 34 8 inch, thick'

Yes - the last word in their message sums them up better than the rest of the message.

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