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By *ubberdollie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

I keep reading on profiles ' I'm disease free'. It's oh so clinical, what happened to the romance and sensuality of the good old days?

I'm also thinking of putting on my profile ' Hi i'm Dollie , you name the disease, I've got it' and see how many men still mail me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd still get inundated with mail! Us guys dn't read profiles dn't ya know!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"You'd still get inundated with mail! Us guys dn't read profiles dn't ya know! "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

maybe we should ask them to PROVE it

unless they went to the std clinic how do they KNOW they are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doesn't matter what you say in your profile you will still get inundated... However much time and effort you make in writing a profile it is ignored at least 90% of the time.

That does sound like a fun experiment though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on we all know a single women can put in their profile. " Old fat ugly full of pox " and they will still get loads of mail lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on we all know a single women can put in their profile. " Old fat ugly full of pox " and they will still get loads of mail lol"

She better feckin not. Shes meant to be coming to mine tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know you will get messages from some men betting they have something you havent got lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you know you will get messages from some men betting they have something you havent got lol"

'Hey babe. Want me to come over so we can compare venereal diseases? Maybe I can help you complete the list hon!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet my crabs are bigger than your crabs

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By *ubberdollie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stoke

I find myself thinking of food labels , 'gluten free' and 'lactose free' . Maybe these disease free people should have to undertake a special inspection to get their own stamp, to prove to us dirty buggers that they really are clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with a lady who was really tight so I asked her for some lube after a bit she was lovely and moist , I asked what the lube was , she said

ohhh I just picked the scabs of my puss filled spots xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

I'm also thinking of putting on my profile ' Hi i'm Dollie , you name the disease, I've got it' and see how many men still mail me!"

Brilliant!! I might try that.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"maybe we should ask them to PROVE it

unless they went to the std clinic how do they KNOW they are?"

They'd show you a text supposedly from the clinic (from their friend's phone) giving them the all clear a few days beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep reading on profiles ' I'm disease free'. It's oh so clinical, what happened to the romance and sensuality of the good old days?

I'm also thinking of putting on my profile ' Hi i'm Dollie , you name the disease, I've got it' and see how many men still mail me!"

Most are not here for romance! However it doesn't matter what people put on their profile it doesn't mean its true so always be cautious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep reading on profiles ' I'm disease free'. It's oh so clinical, what happened to the romance and sensuality of the good old days?"

Reading between the lines, would that not mean "I only do bareback"?

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I like it when people put "gives oral to completion"

As apossed to what? Sucking it for a bit and then complaining of jaw ache?

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By *ubberdollie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stoke


"I keep reading on profiles ' I'm disease free'. It's oh so clinical, what happened to the romance and sensuality of the good old days?

I'm also thinking of putting on my profile ' Hi i'm Dollie , you name the disease, I've got it' and see how many men still mail me!

Most are not here for romance! However it doesn't matter what people put on their profile it doesn't mean its true so always be cautious."

Oh I dunno, I have a bit of romance with my FB . Nice romantic meal out, good catch up then lotsa great sex, cuppa tea then night night. Perfect... oh and disease free lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it not only sounds really quite nasty it would make me question why they feel the need to say it? like im going to say oh thats ok then chuck those condoms in the bin and hop aboard because it says on your profile you have no diseases

Its rather like the syndey uni disclaimer thingy.....its a load of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its rather like the syndey uni disclaimer thingy.....its a load of bollocks "

And I can't help think that it's just an urban myth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its rather like the syndey uni disclaimer thingy.....its a load of bollocks

And I can't help think that it's just an urban myth."

Of course it is!

And the disclaimer holds not weight anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its rather like the syndey uni disclaimer thingy.....its a load of bollocks

And I can't help think that it's just an urban myth.

Of course it is!

And the disclaimer holds not weight anyway!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most STI's take at least 2 weeks to manifest themselves so a person would have to abstain for a fortnight, have a test then not have sex again to be able to say they are disease free. So what are the chances of ever encountering such a person, I wonder? I would say there are 2 chances..... And slim has left town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe we should ask them to PROVE it

unless they went to the std clinic how do they KNOW they are?"

STD doesn't bring up all virus's.

Take the HPV virus that causes cancer also spread via oral sex, you can have it for decades and not know until it rears it's ugly head - just ask Michael Douglas.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

And not all communicable diseases are sexually transmitted and some, like TB, are potentially more serious to your health than some STIs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this should be an added feature on profiles. Like they have in factories for being accident free. A little box that says:

Disease Free for ??? Days!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I would be more interested in why they felt the need to put it on profile in the first place.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep reading on profiles ' I'm disease free'. It's oh so clinical, what happened to the romance and sensuality of the good old days?

I'm also thinking of putting on my profile ' Hi i'm Dollie , you name the disease, I've got it' and see how many men still mail me!"

Well GUD clinics and data gatherers would for a start.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

I actually try this experiment created another profile which i have closed it but as a female and before i finish creating it tons of mail flood the inbox. I always read the female/couple profile and pm or wink if i like it

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