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How to get a man to wear a condom

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Speaking to a friend he told me that he met a woman with the best 'you will have to wear a condom' patter.

She told him that she had fallen pregnant the first time, each time, she had had sex without a condom.

What's the best line you have used/heard?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"you might look like a tripod, but they always come with a bag on em"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""you might look like a tripod, but they always come with a bag on em""

I've never heard that one before.

I just tell them they don't know where I've been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling "

Tell that to all the men wandering around clubs with no condoms on them and hoping to sneak a bare cock into someone. I carry my own but I won't use them with men who don't have their own. I know that's perverse but it feels like rewarding bad behaviour to allow them to get away with never having a condom.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

no condom no sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always take my own when I go to the club. More than one of course lol Tis a bad way to look at it but you don't know what folk are carrying. Safety first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no condom no sex "

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling

Tell that to all the men wandering around clubs with no condoms on them and hoping to sneak a bare cock into someone. I carry my own but I won't use them with men who don't have their own. I know that's perverse but it feels like rewarding bad behaviour to allow them to get away with never having a condom."

Surely it's just common courtesy. Oh and also common sense. Aside from the pregnancy issue, there are enough stis that one could contract/pass on thst make it foolhardy not to don the rubber mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wear one, no need to be asked. I like a gamble but that's too big a risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't put it on you won't be putting it in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling

Tell that to all the men wandering around clubs with no condoms on them and hoping to sneak a bare cock into someone. I carry my own but I won't use them with men who don't have their own. I know that's perverse but it feels like rewarding bad behaviour to allow them to get away with never having a condom."

Same here.

I did a thread asking where men keep their condoms when they go to a club. There were very few serious answers. I think that said it all.

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

No glove no love! Wrap it up befor you slap it up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I discreetly put one on him while i'm down there using my mouth, never had any complaints yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them to sod off if they don't like it.

Yes, I like everyone have gotten carried away in the heat of the moment before but the panicking I do after punishes me enough.

The things guys say to try and convince me they are clean makes me laugh though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking to a friend he told me that he met a woman with the best 'you will have to wear a condom' patter.

She told him that she had fallen pregnant the first time, each time, she had had sex without a condom.

What's the best line you have used/heard?"

Why use any line its simple if you want sex with me you use a condom or clear off and I'll find someone who will end of story .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling

Tell that to all the men wandering around clubs with no condoms on them and hoping to sneak a bare cock into someone. I carry my own but I won't use them with men who don't have their own. I know that's perverse but it feels like rewarding bad behaviour to allow them to get away with never having a condom."

Totally agree ! I may share mine if for example we have a longer session swapping and the guy runs out - but if its early on in the eve and they dont even have one I just start getting dressed x x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I discreetly put one on him while i'm down there using my mouth, never had any complaints yet. "

I tried that and almost swallowed the condom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I discreetly put one on him while i'm down there using my mouth, never had any complaints yet.

I tried that and almost swallowed the condom. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losers

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Sit legs crossed until he puts one on.

No words even need to be said.

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes


"I discreetly put one on him while i'm down there using my mouth, never had any complaints yet. "

You can put one on me any time gorgeous. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I discreetly put one on him while i'm down there using my mouth, never had any complaints yet.

You can put one on me any time gorgeous. Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling

Tell that to all the men wandering around clubs with no condoms on them and hoping to sneak a bare cock into someone. I carry my own but I won't use them with men who don't have their own. I know that's perverse but it feels like rewarding bad behaviour to allow them to get away with never having a condom."

Once saw a guy in a club walking round with a limp dick with a condom hanging off it. Im sure he was trying to save on using a fresh one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry my own supply of them, they even have their own little pouch, which is ideal for tucking in the wristbands at clubs

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Speaking to a friend he told me that he met a woman with the best 'you will have to wear a condom' patter.

She told him that she had fallen pregnant the first time, each time, she had had sex without a condom.

What's the best line you have used/heard?"

I don't tend to use patter - I'm too direct. No condom, no shagging.

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By *CM3Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I discreetly put one on him while i'm down there using my mouth, never had any complaints yet. "

Good work! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this subject, why should it always be down to the guy to use the contraception?

Wouldn't catch many girls walking around with a fem Dom in now would you lol x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"On this subject, why should it always be down to the guy to use the contraception?

Wouldn't catch many girls walking around with a fem Dom in now would you lol x"

Is this question rhetorical?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"On this subject, why should it always be down to the guy to use the contraception?

Wouldn't catch many girls walking around with a fem Dom in now would you lol x"

I can't even begin to tackle this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this subject, why should it always be down to the guy to use the contraception?

Wouldn't catch many girls walking around with a fem Dom in now would you lol x"

Mmmm I'd love a fem Domme in me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"On this subject, why should it always be down to the guy to use the contraception?

Wouldn't catch many girls walking around with a fem Dom in now would you lol x"

You can always tell cos they're the ones that sound like bags of crisps when they walk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make a guy wear a condom?

Tell them it adds 12 inches to their cock size...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling

Tell that to all the men wandering around clubs with no condoms on them and hoping to sneak a bare cock into someone. I carry my own but I won't use them with men who don't have their own. I know that's perverse but it feels like rewarding bad behaviour to allow them to get away with never having a condom.

Same here.

I did a thread asking where men keep their condoms when they go to a club. There were very few serious answers. I think that said it all. "

Yep it's a sad state of affairs how many people are willing to risk their health.

I carry mine in a little leather case. Discreet but handy.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


""you might look like a tripod, but they always come with a bag on em"

I've never heard that one before.

I justll them they don't know where I've been."

Have to say I made it up. Well, the tripod bit was true but don't really know the issue with condoms.

I always find it funny seeing peoples faces when I put then in the table.. There is honest surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling "

Probably stand a better chance at making kids eat their greens.

Q: What's the different between brussel sprouts and bogies?

A: You've got to force kids to eat brussel sprouts.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

COC... Condoms Of Course

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Tis just common courtesy to bag the old fella up. Shouldn't need asking/telling

Tell that to all the men wandering around clubs with no condoms on them and hoping to sneak a bare cock into someone. I carry my own but I won't use them with men who don't have their own. I know that's perverse but it feels like rewarding bad behaviour to allow them to get away with never having a condom.

Once saw a guy in a club walking round with a limp dick with a condom hanging off it. Im sure he was trying to save on using a fresh one lol"

Eewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a guy in a club walking round with a limp dick with a condom hanging off it. Im sure he was trying to save on using a fresh one lol"

What a sick saddo.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Tell him you work at the CSA!

Sorry, that should be w*rk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no condom no sex "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all part of the foreplay just put it on with your mouth I say

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Its all part of the foreplay just put it on with your mouth I say "

BOYS! a woman that likes small!!!!! go get her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all part of the foreplay just put it on with your mouth I say

BOYS! a woman that likes small!!!!! go get her! "

Urmmm no pinky fingered cocks please and I have a very big mouth

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Its all part of the foreplay just put it on with your mouth I say

BOYS! a woman that likes small!!!!! go get her!

Urmmm no pinky fingered cocks please and I have a very big mouth "

well, looks like my post didnt raise any attention at all, so you can rest easy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

no glove no love

mind you I've no idea what to do with the other 3 empty fingers and a thumb, guess it works like a clit stimulator

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

In all the years been doing this, only had to tell 2 guys.....

Its simple....No condom...No fun....

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