FabSwingers.com forum: Glittery Poo!!!!???!!!!!???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So there's a pill you can buy which contains gold leaf and makes your poo all glittery, I initially thought wtf!!! And who would even pay the £200 price tag??? Then I remembered this place and thought... Oh yeh lol... So who wants sparkly poop??

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"So there's a pill you can buy which contains gold leaf and makes your poo all glittery, I initially thought wtf!!! And who would even pay the £200 price tag??? Then I remembered this place and thought... Oh yeh lol... So who wants sparkly poop?? "

em gary glitter

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Then I remembered this place and thought... Oh yeh lol... So who wants sparkly poop?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made cupcakes with glittery icing, my shit was green and glittery! Didn't cost me £200

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Had a message from a guy once who wanted me to poo on him.....maybe he would have liked it glittery??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not cheaper to buy a small tub of hundreds and thousands instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a message from a guy once who wanted me to poo on him.....maybe he would have liked it glittery??!!

Hope you told him to scat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to do glittery poos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get 3 pots of glitter from "the works" near us. Same effect just £199 better off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made cupcakes with glittery icing, my shit was green and glittery! Didn't cost me £200"

Lol

you should sell your cupcakes at a premium these pills can't turn it green!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to do glittery poos

Ya see!! Knew this was the place haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly a certain Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would that be like that liqueur Goldschlager where the gold bits leave abrasions in your throat and stomach so the alcohol can absorb into your body faster?

Only in your arse instead so the poo can give you bum sores?

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Get some glitter from poundland, eat it have a sparkly poo.

Marvel arse

You haven't lived till your shit sparkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly a certain Monkey

was gonna say don't tell Funky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly a certain Monkey

was gonna say don't tell Funky

It makes me miss Invictus thinking about glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said to me once "You can't polish a turd!"

No I replied, but you can cover it in glitter!

However I did admit that it still stinks!

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By *ungle-FeverCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Bristol/Gloucester

"Get some glitter from poundland, eat it have a sparkly poo.

Marvel arse

You haven't lived till your shit sparkles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be a complete waste of money for me, i never look at what my poop looks like, i flush it as soon as i can

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

For the full effect get a German toilet, the ones with the inspection ledge

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Would that be like that liqueur Goldschlager where the gold bits leave abrasions in your throat and stomach so the alcohol can absorb into your body faster?

Only in your arse instead so the poo can give you bum sores?"

That's a load of tosh. Gold leaf is too soft to cause any cuts or abrasions.

as for someone who said you can't polish a turd....look it up on youtube when the mythbusters proved you can

heh heh

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I once had a swirly rainbow one after a pick a mix at the cinema. I had a great chuckle over that and never thought I find a place to tell anyone about it. Huzzah!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"I once had a swirly rainbow one after a pick a mix at the cinema. I had a great chuckle over that and never thought I find a place to tell anyone about it. Huzzah!

Too much information methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres is one forumite who would like glittery poo. A regular time traveller xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So id like glittery poo that smells like candyfloss

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