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So your fucking someone when....(finish off the sentence)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha had a funny experience this late evening and it made me think that many of you must have had some too.

Finish of the sentence, I will start.

So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us. "

Then he pulled out his warrant card and arrested us for pulic indecency.

During the court case the judge stood up and.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us.

Then he pulled out his warrant card and arrested us for pulic indecency.

During the court case the judge stood up and....."

Unzipped his pants he then proceeded to get his cock out and start wanking right there infront of us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was fucking a beautiful woman overlooking Portsmouth from the shoreline when a man parked up his car and slowly walked over pretending not to watch us.

Then he pulled out his warrant card and arrested us for pulic indecency.

During the court case the judge stood up and....."

Pronounced that dogging is now legalised, case dismissed. The policeman ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd "

"bring back my roast chicken!"

You yelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd

"bring back my roast chicken!"

You yelled"
you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman.

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH


"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd

"bring back my roast chicken!"

You yelled you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman."

So he tied up the birds legs and decided it would be better spit roasted !! xxx Tabitha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd

"bring back my roast chicken!"

You yelled you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman.

So he tied up the birds legs and decided it would be better spit roasted !! xxx Tabitha xxx "
but first he had to cover it in fat and rub it in

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH


"Cuffed you to the railings and did a runner with your burd

"bring back my roast chicken!"

You yelled you can have it back when I have stuffed it said the policeman.

So he tied up the birds legs and decided it would be better spit roasted !! xxx Tabitha xxx but first he had to cover it in fat and rub it in "

Then he called in backup to undertake a thorough investigation

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Rubber gloves in place and all naked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We forgot to fuck it sorry pluck it.

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By *arlacumhardCouple
over a year ago

Latex

So there I was fucking 2 lads from college when my mum walked in my bedroom ... I was 17, I was being spit roasted and there were dildos on my bed! Must of only been about 12:30 in the afternoon as it was our lunch hour. She didn't talk to me for a very long time!

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By *amesDeeMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"So there I was fucking 2 lads from college when my mum walked in my bedroom ... I was 17, I was being spit roasted and there were dildos on my bed! Must of only been about 12:30 in the afternoon as it was our lunch hour. She didn't talk to me for a very long time! "

When she finally did speak, she explained how shocked she was at my grammar for frigging herself silly in the lounge and not cooking for me and my two mates. My dad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondered where his roast chicken was

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By *ickFitzintiteMan
over a year ago

Portchester

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By *ickFitzintiteMan
over a year ago

Portchester

then he remembered the policeman took it after he was caught fucking his bit on the side on the seafront........ after reminiscing about a great night dad went to .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then he remembered the policeman took it after he was caught fucking his bit on the side on the seafront........ after reminiscing about a great night dad went to ....."

Fetch the dog. He then drizzled honey on his nuts and.....

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH


"We forgot to fuck it sorry pluck it."

Dam we will have to start all over again lol Tabitha xxx

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