FabSwingers.com forum: Condoms for a larger man

By *uck4Utouse. OP Couple
over a year ago

brixham

me and the hubby are thinking of doing some full swap but it has to be safe sex but hubby's problem is he has never found a condom that fits!

they are always tight and uncomfortable only go half way down and he say's they feel like its going to fall off can anyone recommend condoms for above average willy's

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Most xl are wider more than longer.

Tesco sell them, the hours I pass standing watching to see who buys them, then follow them home to loiter with intent.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"me and the hubby are thinking of doing some full swap but it has to be safe sex but hubby's problem is he has never found a condom that fits!

they are always tight and uncomfortable only go half way down and he say's they feel like its going to fall off can anyone recommend condoms for above average willy's"

durex do king size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find most condoms aren't a great fit for me and don't offer much in the way of coverage, but then I do tend to fuck slowly so can usually manage to keep it on, though on occasions where I try a more vigorous thrust then they often fall off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trojan Magnum XL - fit me like a glove.

And any guy that claims they're too small is talking bollocks!

(or that Jonah Whatsisname from the Guinness Book of Records!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trojan Magnum XL - fit me like a glove.

And any guy that claims they're too small is talking bollocks!

(or that Jonah Whatsisname from the Guinness Book of Records!

Yes they are the best

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

has you tried a carrier bag? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has you tried a carrier bag? lol"

Or the plastic covering from your dry cleaning

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By *uck4Utouse. OP Couple
over a year ago

brixham

thanks i'll buy some Trojan Magnum XL on the net so we don't get any funny looks from the pharmacist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks i'll buy some Trojan Magnum XL on the net so we don't get any funny looks from the pharmacist "

Get the extra thin ones

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

During the Cold War, Russia put an order for 12 inch + condoms to America for their soldiers, implying that the Russian member was universally large.

The Americans, always with an eye for making money, fulfilled the order, but labelled them Medium.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"During the Cold War, Russia put an order for 12 inch + condoms to America for their soldiers, implying that the Russian member was universally large.

The Americans, always with an eye for making money, fulfilled the order, but labelled them Medium.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"During the Cold War, Russia put an order for 12 inch + condoms to America for their soldiers, implying that the Russian member was universally large.

The Americans, always with an eye for making money, fulfilled the order, but labelled them Medium.

Haha!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"has you tried a carrier bag? lol

Or the plastic covering from your dry cleaning

sleeve from a French stick lol

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I use Pasante King Size (cheap as chips)

Length: 200mm

Width: 60mm

Wall Thickness: 65 microns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

condoms will stretch to some ridiculous size

you could probably get your head in one if you tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried a website called they fit? They send you out a measurer then you can buy the exact fit, I'd be surprised if you couldn't find one to fit on there! They measure length and girth

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

I've never understood how guys can claim that a condom is too small.....you can blow them up and fit them over your head! lol

Seriously though most guys just have no idea how to put one on correctly

Mrs Dirty

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

You will always get men who reckon "condoms are too tight for me" - and a lot of them do believe it so perhaps that's why they think they're feeling it!

We swapped with a couple at a meet and I was rolling one of Adam's XLs down him and he was doing the "too tight" comment - he was literally half the size of Adam, even his wife was embarrased he made the comment!

If you want a sensible answer, get a medical one and check this site:

http://std.about.com/od/condoms101/a/condomsize.htm

Note that it's the HEAD that pinches which is why they have 2 girths

"Several condom brands make condoms where the main body width is the same as their standard condom, but the condom size at the head is increased - in the table below those are usually the condoms with two girth measurements. This type of condom design can be helpful, because it is usually the head of the condom that is tight on a man, while the body is stretchy enough to accommodate men of almost any size"

and make note of this important point:

"Keeping the condom body smaller than the head also reduces the possibility of condom slippage - especially when they are used by men who only need larger condoms to fit their insecurities."

I mean, if it stretches to fit that army boot, it will stretch to fit little old you

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"I've never understood how guys can claim that a condom is too small.....you can blow them up and fit them over your head! lol

Seriously though most guys just have no idea how to put one on correctly

Mrs Dirty "

I have a new trick I learned from a Spanish lady recently when "dressing" a man at a swap - open the condom wide with both hands, hold it over his erection and let it snap shut - no way can he say it's too tight once we've all seen how wide it stretched at the start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trojan Magnum XL are the way to without a doubt. Don't delay buy them today and bulk order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, not really a help with the condom question, infact the following factoid is not helpful at all .... BUT ....

Next time you go out for a drive with someone get them tu unroll a condom and then hold it out the window with two hands so it fills with air, anyone who says they are tight should really see the size they get!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Trojan Magnum XL - fit me like a glove.

Pretty much this. I can also recommend the *new* Durex Extra Safe range. Especially if you are girthy.

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

"I've never understood how guys can claim that a condom is too small.....you can blow them up and fit them over your head! lol

Seriously though most guys just have no idea how to put one on correctly

Mrs Dirty

pmsl I'm do going to try that

Mrs Dirty

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Interesting thread but not a problem I'll ever experience

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Most xl are wider more than longer.

Tesco sell them, the hours I pass standing watching to see who buys them, then follow them home to loiter with intent.

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By *omplex44Man
over a year ago

Cardiff/London

TheyFit

is brilliant can be a benchmark for cock size too...puts an end to the age old VWE WE argument. A picture with the TheyFit - Which Size ruler would suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never understood how guys can claim that a condom is too small.....you can blow them up and fit them over your head! lol

Seriously though most guys just have no idea how to put one on correctly

Mrs Dirty

Ouch!!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

"I have a new trick I learned from a Spanish lady recently when "dressing" a man at a swap - open the condom wide with both hands, hold it over his erection and let it snap shut - no way can he say it's too tight once we've all seen how wide it stretched at the start!

This is the way Rose puts condoms on - quick and easy!

If it's too tight though, it could split. I had a few split until I realized there were bigger condoms available. My current fave brand is "My Size" which come in 5 different sizes. British condoms sell them, and also do a "big boy" selection pack of one of each brand of big condoms.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

There's a slight disconnect with people saying a condom can stretch so far, and it fitting tight on a penis.

It is elastic, and MEANT to fit tightly on a penis, for as long as it retains its elastic properties. Kinda like a vagina huh?

Some fit tighter than others, and can restrict blood flow especially at the base. Just the way it is. For some men, it is a genuine problem. Others just take the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with a cock the size of a mouse i shall never have this issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to your post. Your looking for condoms to fit an above average cock. Then you say he says they feel like they will fall off he doesn't come into a category of large or xl if thats the case. So what you actually need is a durex pleasuremax by the sound of it.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

It always amuses me when people claim that condoms don't fit them. For a start, the difference between so called XL and normal sizes are very minimal, we're talking millimetres. Also, if anyone should know wha size a cock is it's the condom manufacturers, after all it's in their interest to ensure their product works properly. As far as splitting goes, condoms are very strong and if you are having problems with them splitting you are either not using them correctly or they are in fact too big! A tight fitting condom is far less likely to break than a baggy one and will also stay in place.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"It always amuses me when people claim that condoms don't fit them. For a start, the difference between so called XL and normal sizes are very minimal, we're talking millimetres."

It amuses me when people don't grasp that millimetres can make a huge difference between men of different dimensions (funny enough, usually mentioned in centimetres)

What a surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get the XL in Tesco but haven't seen them in a number of months. And yes they ARE a good deal bigger. No problem getting them on compared to the messing and stretching with smallerrsizes.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"It always amuses me when people claim that condoms don't fit them. For a start, the difference between so called XL and normal sizes are very minimal, we're talking millimetres.

It amuses me when people don't grasp that millimetres can make a huge difference between men of different dimensions (funny enough, usually mentioned in centimetres)

What a surprise.

The difference in width between normal Durex and Durex XL is 2mm which equates to 6.3(ish)mm more girth, hardly centimetres! Length is pretty academic because even your average condom is around 210mm which is about 8.5 inches, well above the average cock length.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"It always amuses me when people claim that condoms don't fit them. For a start, the difference between so called XL and normal sizes are very minimal, we're talking millimetres.

It amuses me when people don't grasp that millimetres can make a huge difference between men of different dimensions (funny enough, usually mentioned in centimetres)

What a surprise.

Are you deliberately being obtuse, or did you really miss my point?

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Are you deliberately being obtuse, or did you really miss my point?"

Perhaps you could have been more succinct.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Are you deliberately being obtuse, or did you really miss my point?

Perhaps you could have been more succinct. "

It was brief and clear enough, last time i checked. Oh well.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Are you deliberately being obtuse, or did you really miss my point?

Perhaps you could have been more succinct.

It was brief and clear enough, last time i checked. Oh well."

Brief, yes. Clear, no. When do millimetres make a HUGE difference? Other than maybe in wavelengths of light. Maybe if you hadn't just cherry picked part of my original post then my point that just because a box says XL doesn't necessarily make it so, might have gotten across. I am well aware that cocks come in all shapes and sizes but I'm equally aware that they follow a normal distribution and that if you believed every cock size thread on here you'd be forgiven for thinking we're all packing footlongs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have same problem they either fit and cut circulation or just split.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks i'll buy some Trojan Magnum XL on the net so we don't get any funny looks from the pharmacist "

Ahh don't do that I love buying king size condoms for my hubby and have the woman On the counter think to themselves that im a lucky cow! Lol.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Brief, yes. Clear, no. When do millimetres make a HUGE difference? "

Depending on where the difference is placed on the condoms, it makes a great deal of difference. Otherwise, why have different size in the first place.

Also, unless you somehow have my penis, your trying to discredit my point (based on MY experiences with condoms on MY penis) i'm going to go ahead and continue to maintain my point of _iew.

anyway, i'm done here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you stupid, have you seen the size of magnums?! They are the diameter of a can, he isnt bigger than that

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"me and the hubby are thinking of doing some full swap but it has to be safe sex but hubby's problem is he has never found a condom that fits!

they are always tight and uncomfortable only go half way down and he say's they feel like its going to fall off can anyone recommend condoms for above average willy's"

mates skyn are good, non latex and the large is actually comfy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely agree! For me if it's too tight, forget it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never understood how guys can claim that a condom is too small.....you can blow them up and fit them over your head! lol

Seriously though most guys just have no idea how to put one on correctly

Mrs Dirty

Ouch!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Geees, ffs,

This is simple........................

Cling film and elastic band .............job done

And while I'm at it ...........

Don't buy condoms that say .........................made in China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will always get men who reckon "condoms are too tight for me" - and a lot of them do believe it so perhaps that's why they think they're feeling it!

If you want a sensible answer, get a medical one and check this site:

http://std.about.com/od/condoms101/a/condomsize.htm

Note that it's the HEAD that pinches which is why they have 2 girths

and make note of this important point:

"Keeping the condom body smaller than the head also reduces the possibility of condom slippage - especially when they are used by men who only need larger condoms to fit their insecurities."

I mean, if it stretches to fit that army boot, it will stretch to fit little old you

I have visited the web site in the quote and this might be slightly off topic - but it also talks about vegan condoms! FFS what the hell is going on there? Can any vegans enlighten us? Or should this be a separate thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found out the reason for vegan condoms and here it is "Although it would never have occurred to me that a condom wouldn't be vegan, it turns out that many condom companies process their latex condoms using casein - a protein derived from milk. There are several condom companies that do not use casein, however, and at least two of them (Glyde & RFSU) have registered with vegan groups in a pledge to remain animal-friendly. These condoms use no animal testing and no animal by-products."

The last bit is interesting I would have thought testing a condom on an animal would have been illegal - unless a stallion is trying it out to make sure its not too tight! There back on topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'My Size' (available from British Condoms online) make a range of condoms in different diameters in roughly 2mmm increments from 43mm

to 69mm, AND you can find a sizing guide on their website.

However, as I have always had the 'problem' of above-average girth,I have often found a standard size Ultra-thin condom actually works better, such as the current Durex Ultra-thin. Plenty of 'feel', plenty of stretch (lol!) and a snug fit.

It's a question of trial and, er,... error unfortunately....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trojan Magnum XL - fit me like a glove.

And any guy that claims they're too small is talking bollocks!

(or that Jonah Whatsisname from the Guinness Book of Records!

Oh my eyes!

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

Well vegans can't eat meat. So putting condom on the meat creates a barrier and makes for a vegan compliant bj

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

some condoms can be too tight - dont know if we can post site google britishcondoms get Big Boy Sampler to test and see which one you prefer

My Size 64mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use pasante large, the trick is to make sure the foreskin is pulled back tight before putting it on and then half way down let the foreskin losen a bit and roll down the rest.

We used to struggle with them slipping off and only rolling half way.

Pasante large are great as they're nice and affordable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thanks i'll buy some Trojan Magnum XL on the net so we don't get any funny looks from the pharmacist "

I use Trojan Magnum XL & Mates Kingsize... The latter being far cheaper at £13.99 for a quantity of 144. Available on a NHS website (freedom). Bargain price..

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

I'm amazed by the aggression raised by this subject. Some women might say that the difference is only millimetres, but would they walk around in a pair of shoes that were a few millimetres too tight? Of course not!

It's simply a case of personal choice and what it actually feels like for you, not what anyone else wrongly thinks. If it's too tight for you, you won't be concentrating on the sex but on the discomfort. And if the condom splits, then the point of wearing one is lost.

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