FabSwingers.com forum: broken banjo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So who has this happend two?

My aint snapped full just a part of it has come off. All I can say is very painful and bleeds like crazy. Dont try this at home kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch. I take it you mean the frenulum on your penis has torn. Leave it to heal, as it does in about a few days.

That said, if it's a recurring problem, you'd probably benefit from circumcision - that was the reason I was circumcised. Happened to me once because my foreskin was too tight.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Was it a duelling accident?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First time its ever happend so hopefully its a one off.

No dualling im afraid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I done mine on a lads weekend away in a caravan was 21 and pulled first night out. Got back the next day and was in so much pain. Bathed my cock in the toilet sink for a few hours. My friends found itso funny. Cant think why. Great holiday and can still picture it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine snapped went docs they said it was fine healed in a few days no probs now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snapped mine basically right off the first time.. Bled all night and wouldn't stop! When I was putting it in we both felt and heard the pop!! Weirdest thing ever.. They tore it a month later trying shower sex... Not good. All is fine now though! Heard on its own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a duelling accident?

Am hurting from laughing so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah ripped the chinstrap off my bobbies helmet years ago whilst having sex, ended up in the accident unit...mine grew back, some just snap completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crosses legs and praises the lord for a flexible string.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness me - I had no idea that they were so fragile!

I promise to treat them with more care from now on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a duelling accident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine weny likr that

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Mine went halfway when I was a teenager, it hurt like a bitch and bled like a stuck pig.

The only thing to do was to grit my teeth, have a bit of dutch courage and then a really good hard fuck* to get it to rip the rest of the way. Once it ripped completely the pain went and there was only the bleeding to worry about.

Many belated thanks to the girl who helped me out and to my mate Ray I'll just say: Sorry about the state of your Parka.

* This was a long time ago when safe sex mean't she was on the pill or didn't know your real name.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's little cheers a proper musician up like the words broken banjo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've snapped parts of mine 3 times. So it is all snapped now. It was painful but healed really quick

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

I sooo wish I hadn't looked at this thread *crosses legs & winces*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers guys ill just leave him be and no playing

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

the trouble is that if it is part gone the rest will follow at some point. Be a man and get it over with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm in Casualty we used to recommend warm salt water baths twice a day. And loose pants.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Goodness me - I had no idea that they were so fragile!

I promise to treat them with more care from now on...

Me too

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Musta missed that episode

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