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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please could someone explain to me * Mrs Dirrty , just why so many men feel the need to show the length of there manhood , by using Sky controls/ deodorant/ beer cans ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this one has been done before although it is rather odd lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

they should use a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're bombarded with images in porn of actors with huge cocks so they think that's what women want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Firefighter , I am sure this question does come up from time to time , agreed , it's very odd lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ruby 0000 , l would use the ruler to give ' it' tap lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stirling Ben , really ? If that's the case , l think it's sad .Like seeing a picture of a cock up against a remote control would induce me ( Mrs Dirrty ) to meet them !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect foot long cock. If they're showing off then how about a photo using their elbow to wrist & cock. The distance should always be the same size as their foot, or biggest foot with toes?!? What shoe size is yours? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Catknap, now how would you know that ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they dont know how to use a tape measure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firefighter , I am sure this question does come up from time to time , agreed , it's very odd lol "

I don't see the point...now I'm not being big headed but if you got a big cock, your verifications will say it, why feel the need to line it up against a sky remote or even a ruler for fucks sake, a big cock will not get you in bed on its own...Jesus....I would know lol, you need to tick the other boxes too such as looks ( that's where I struggle lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol just call me Dr catknap X I'm right, so.. What's the best way to measure a pussy slit because that's a photo you never see?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And some peeps on here are using fake cock pics, or other people's anyway. Why the heck they think we can't tell the difference between two I don't know, especially if the torso behind them is totally different too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is about 6 3/4 " its plenty long enough for some and tiny to others! To me it has served me well and I've plenty of lady friends who would agree. I don't see the whole issue about size at all? It is what is and no amount of worrying or lying about it will change anything? It's like boobs - I love all the shapes and sizes and would never choose a lady based on boob size? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're bombarded with images in porn of actors with huge cocks so they think that's what women want."

Hah.....it would seem that that IS what most women want!!!If you read some profiles it looks like that's exactly what most women want!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about 6 3/4 " its plenty long enough for some and tiny to others! To me it has served me well and I've plenty of lady friends who would agree. I don't see the whole issue about size at all? It is what is and no amount of worrying or lying about it will change anything? It's like boobs - I love all the shapes and sizes and would never choose a lady based on boob size? Xx"

What ^^^^^ he said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Catknap, there are plenty of pussy slit pictures, the difference is , we women don't ( as far as l know ) feel the need to measure our ' slits' up against anything !! Oh sorry DR Catnap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please could someone explain to me * Mrs Dirrty , just why so many men feel the need to show the length of there manhood , by using Sky controls/ deodorant/ beer cans ?? "

So we can see how huge they are of course. I used a Sky remote to show my friend how big my hand was once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about 6 3/4 " its plenty long enough for some and tiny to others! To me it has served me well and I've plenty of lady friends who would agree. I don't see the whole issue about size at all? It is what is and no amount of worrying or lying about it will change anything? It's like boobs - I love all the shapes and sizes and would never choose a lady based on boob size? Xx

What ^^^^^ he said "

Thanks for the support fella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miniture Jack Daniels bottles give you a real Gulliver feeling

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"Please could someone explain to me * Mrs Dirrty , just why so many men feel the need to show the length of there manhood , by using Sky controls/ deodorant/ beer cans ?? "

because we don't think with our upper head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My perfect cock size ( aside from Mr Dirrties ??) is one that gets the measure of me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're bombarded with images in porn of actors with huge cocks so they think that's what women want.

Hah.....it would seem that that IS what most women want!!!If you read some profiles it looks like that's exactly what most women want!!!"

True. But is that because women on sites like this can afford to pick and choose, or do you think their partners influence them? Men seem to have an urge to shove all manner of things up there: two fingers, three fingers, half an arm. I think a lot of men want to see their partners fucked by a huge cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

J_Marius NEVER lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a Lesbian prefer a big slit loose pussy and a man prefer a small tight pussy! True or false? Maybe fabs needs an agreed measurement for the slit in photos, to verify against profile height. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stirling Ben , now that's a totally different subject matter , interesting nonetheless !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she got to worry about what size is the girth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ruddy hell , you lot are a lot diverse , l asked a question about guys and measuring their cocks up against various item , now we are on to lesbians etc etc !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruddy hell , you lot are a lot diverse , l asked a question about guys and measuring their cocks up against various item , now we are on to lesbians etc etc !! "

Welcome to the forums lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers Firefighter , now lets talk about the weather lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruddy hell , you lot are a lot diverse , l asked a question about guys and measuring their cocks up against various item , now we are on to lesbians etc etc !! "

It's all measurements of what you've got x your referring to cocks which I'm guessing you like, and I'm including pussy which is what I like, not forgetting some brilliant ways in which to measure and photo. Lol x Check my profile how big is my cock and does it matter?

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By *nly-AliceWoman
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales


"Stirling Ben , really ? If that's the case , l think it's sad .Like seeing a picture of a cock up against a remote control would induce me ( Mrs Dirrty ) to meet them !! "

It would only impress me if they could work the remote control by using said manhood..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stirling Ben , really ? If that's the case , l think it's sad .Like seeing a picture of a cock up against a remote control would induce me ( Mrs Dirrty ) to meet them !!

It would only impress me if they could work the remote control by using said manhood.."

What about if there was no need for a remote and I just used my stiff cock to press the buttons on the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember before remote controls for tellys were out? We used to use a pool cue in our house to change channels, lol. The guys would be fucked trying to compare against that eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd black out from blood loss trying to fill up all those inches. Lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

the up side to these pics is you know the fellas to avoid ...i dont wish to be physically assaulted by a cock !

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

For some reason, I have a Father Ted quote in my head.......

"This is small, but those are far away "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say if I was to scientifically study this phenomenon I would take into consideration the fact a lynx can has a similarish shape to a penis..of course, like most guys we wouldnt have a cock shaped dildo to show a comparison...

Theres a mixed response given to cocksizes, but it appears there is a goldilox zone I suppose

facts are facts, majority want bigger..that kind of goes throughout the site...

if i was to worry about every other guys cock size, I wouldnt have had some really good greedygirl meets..or indeed cpl meets

I do wonder about the mentality of people using fake pics or using fake cocks in their pics...but then again...anyone who falls for it is just as silly

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

There are enough profiles that state men need to be a certain "size" before their message and/ or profile will even be entertained, that a good number of men will take these kinds of pics.

If Sky remotes and Lynx cans don't deviate in their measurements, then it is understandable that some people see it as a "standard" of measurement, and can use it as a visual aid for their length.

Sure it may look funny and odd, but the thought process behind it isn't out of the ordinary. The alternative being, use a tap measure. But then, some will question if the measurement shown is correct. Hell, some will question why the need to measure up in the first place.

Blame society. And our attachment to our members.

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate


"Mine is about 6 3/4 " its plenty long enough for some and tiny to others! To me it has served me well and I've plenty of lady friends who would agree. I don't see the whole issue about size at all? It is what is and no amount of worrying or lying about it will change anything? It's like boobs - I love all the shapes and sizes and would never choose a lady based on boob size? Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is about 6 3/4 " its plenty long enough for some and tiny to others! To me it has served me well and I've plenty of lady friends who would agree. I don't see the whole issue about size at all? It is what is and no amount of worrying or lying about it will change anything? It's like boobs - I love all the shapes and sizes and would never choose a lady based on boob size? Xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think its funny when you see close up pics and they have half the remote shoved up their arse to make cock look bigger so sad.

Also when tryiing to show how big when holding with hand they hold so low down shafthand virtually flat on groin to gain an extra centimetre lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I think the remote and that is coz its not easy to hold camera in 1 hand and tape and cock in other

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

I think it's to stop their houses being burgled if people have seen the remote not with tv they won't nick it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can blame our ancient ancestors for our obsession with the size of our penis. From Neolithic times and every ancient. Culture around the globe we have found artifacts that depict Men with oversized penises..... Historians believe them to be fertility symbols... I think, us men are just obsessed with our toys...

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