FabSwingers.com forum: That policeman fantasy just wont go away! Darn it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is a girl to do????

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Chain your self to a lamppost outside the local police station and wait to be rescued in more ways than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

half my local nick are on fab x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chain your self to a lamppost outside the local police station and wait to be rescued in more ways than one

Ha ha....yes yes....I kmow.....I obviously have an affliction...but an innocent one! (Well.....almost! Lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"half my local nick are on fab x"

Send them to me! Just do it! Lol! Pretty please??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where are u ????? just use the username search put bobby in there all there hahahahah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"where are u ????? just use the username search put bobby in there all there hahahahah x

Too far from your neighbourhood it seems! South east...

Oh well.....I shall just have to make another appt with the psychiatrist again.....he didnt cure me the last time! Wasting my money!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And just in case anyone has taken that last post seriously....because we know how some of you do!!!!! I am NOT really seeing a psychiatrist! It is just FUN!

That's just a cover note for those who logged on witnout their sense of humour today!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What is a girl to do????

I've got a truncheon and happy to drive up to your house shouting nee nah nee nah if that helps ?

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By *eorHerCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Awwww I am an ex policeman but now to old for you .... Bugger!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use my bobbys helmet

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a girl to do????

I've got a truncheon and happy to drive up to your house shouting nee nah nee nah if that helps ?"

Lol.....Ann summers dressing up dept doesnt quite work.....even with the plastic truncheon!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Ah fantasies ...dont you just love em......course I , like the real thing you see! Thats the problem! As mentioned before....the old Ann Summers outfits just dont quite tick the box.....even with Bafta award winning actors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where are u ????? just use the username search put bobby in there all there hahahahah x

Too far from your neighbourhood it seems! South east...

Oh well.....I shall just have to make another appt with the psychiatrist again.....he didnt cure me the last time! Wasting my money!!!

I'm so with you on this .... Policemen in uniform yummmmmmmmmy...

Ill come with you to see your psychiatrist cos maybe we could help each other

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can use my bobbys helmet

But will Bobby mind???

I dont think I have met Bobby yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"where are u ????? just use the username search put bobby in there all there hahahahah x

Too far from your neighbourhood it seems! South east...

Oh well.....I shall just have to make another appt with the psychiatrist again.....he didnt cure me the last time! Wasting my money!!!

I'm so with you on this .... Policemen in uniform yummmmmmmmmy...

Ill come with you to see your psychiatrist cos maybe we could help each other

hahahaha

Well its certainly an option! I will have to see if he csn fit us both in...ahem...cough. ..if you know what I mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a thing for policemen. Often when I walk around Bangor and see them I feel like going up to them and saying frisk me. Ooh im getting horny just at the thought!! Arrest me now!

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By *hmed7894Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I also have a thing for policemen. Often when I walk around Bangor and see them I feel like going up to them and saying frisk me. Ooh im getting horny just at the thought!! Arrest me now!

I'm a police officer maybe female officers switch me on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I also have a thing for policemen. Often when I walk around Bangor and see them I feel like going up to them and saying frisk me. Ooh im getting horny just at the thought!! Arrest me now!

Step away from the truncheon!!!!....and.....breathe!!!! In and out! Oh ...sorry...you know that bit! Forgot where I was then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also have a thing for policemen. Often when I walk around Bangor and see them I feel like going up to them and saying frisk me. Ooh im getting horny just at the thought!! Arrest me now!

Step away from the truncheon!!!!....and.....breathe!!!! In and out! Oh ...sorry...you know that bit! Forgot where I was then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also have a thing for policemen. Often when I walk around Bangor and see them I feel like going up to them and saying frisk me. Ooh im getting horny just at the thought!! Arrest me now!

Pity it doesnt apply to Bangor, northern Ireland, not very attractive uniform at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well....all I can say is.....they are hiding from me! Scared probably!

?..and of little ole me too! Sweet, innocent, virginal.......

?..VIRGINAL? Oh no....sorry!!!!! I went too far that time...back up, back up! Oh NO! DONT back up...that truncheon is HARD!

Well, I imagine it is......

...and thats all I have, you see.....my imagination! Sob! They can't take that away from me! !!!!!

Well......they could......by making dreams a reality!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok...back in the room! I was practising for my BAFTA award acceptance speech!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right then....off out! NO...not to the local police station!

Thats on the way home later! Lol

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo I have a policeman fantasy too. Snap. Mine involves them spending less time on petty motoring offences to generate income and actually concentrating on 'real' crime. I know quite perverted lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I have a policeman fantasy too. Snap. Mine involves them spending less time on petty motoring offences to generate income and actually concentrating on 'real' crime. I know quite perverted lol."

Someone been booked lately ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yaself arrested n when they say

' do u want a legal representative '

Just reply

'no, but I'm up for a bukake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I have a policeman fantasy too. Snap. Mine involves them spending less time on petty motoring offences to generate income and actually concentrating on 'real' crime. I know quite perverted lol.

Someone been booked lately ?

Not for 6 years and counting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

Thats a bit heavy isn't it? Who suggested him risking his job? This is supposed to be a fun thread!

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

Thats a bit heavy isn't it? Who suggested him risking his job? This is supposed to be a fun thread!

Ha ha .... Very funny !!! I would love to take you in for questioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

Thats a bit heavy isn't it? Who suggested him risking his job? This is supposed to be a fun thread!

Ha ha .... Very funny !!! I would love to take you in for questioning

a few years ago I lived with an ex policeman. I shocked the living daylights out of him one horny night, when I requested he use the truncheon on me.

dirty girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

Thats a bit heavy isn't it? Who suggested him risking his job? This is supposed to be a fun thread!

Ha ha .... Very funny !!! I would love to take you in for questioning

a few years ago I lived with an ex policeman. I shocked the living daylights out of him one horny night, when I requested he use the truncheon on me.

dirty girl "

Yes....but did he?????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

Thats a bit heavy isn't it? Who suggested him risking his job? This is supposed to be a fun thread!

Ha ha .... Very funny !!! I would love to take you in for questioning

a few years ago I lived with an ex policeman. I shocked the living daylights out of him one horny night, when I requested he use the truncheon on me.

dirty girl

Yes....but did he?????????????????

yes, after some encouragement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

Thats a bit heavy isn't it? Who suggested him risking his job? This is supposed to be a fun thread!

Ha ha .... Very funny !!! I would love to take you in for questioning

a few years ago I lived with an ex policeman. I shocked the living daylights out of him one horny night, when I requested he use the truncheon on me.

dirty girl

Yes....but did he?????????????????

yes, after some encouragement. "

I think I have just cum!!!!! Sorry! !!

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By *ick_u_nudeMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

To the O.P.

How badly I wish I could jump over the pond and show up at your doorstep in a police uniform - if you'd have me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To the O.P.

How badly I wish I could jump over the pond and show up at your doorstep in a police uniform - if you'd have me.

Are you an american cop????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read my profile and you will see how i would be able to help you on this

Well that's such a shame . While you spend the next year finding a real policeman willing to risk his job on here you could have had all sorts of fantasies played out !!

Thats a bit heavy isn't it? Who suggested him risking his job? This is supposed to be a fun thread!

Ha ha .... Very funny !!! I would love to take you in for questioning

a few years ago I lived with an ex policeman. I shocked the living daylights out of him one horny night, when I requested he use the truncheon on me.

dirty girl

Yes....but did he?????????????????

yes, after some encouragement.

I think I have just cum!!!!! Sorry! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a girl to do????

I should have kept mine a fantasy or chosen a different guy! Over in 10 seconds just about summarises

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a girl to do????

I should have kept mine a fantasy or chosen a different guy! Over in 10 seconds just about summarises

Oh shame! Definately thr wrong guy then! Because I had brilliant fun! I will send him round! Ha ha

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By *ick_u_nudeMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"To the O.P.

How badly I wish I could jump over the pond and show up at your doorstep in a police uniform - if you'd have me.

Are you an american cop????"

Yes, Ma'am, and just keep asking questions and I'll have to toss you in the slammer - and we can play hide-the-key in sooooo many places

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