FabSwingers.com forum: The perineum

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gooch

Bifkin

Chin rest

Whatever else you call it :D

For' me it's probably the sexiest part of a persons body, well probably the naughtiest!

I just love to give it a good stroke, it's a real tease. Nothing better then getting your head down there and giving it the old slip of the tongue while your mouths in another region too!

I also love to be touched there, it's a real turn on, who's with me on this one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it 'the bit under me balls just before me stinker'. They always find it!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Ahhhh....................

So that's what its called ....................

Perrinium ................

Geees.............strange name for bit of skin ....................

Could have called it the bike seat bit .....................or the white bike seat bit , coz it never gets tanned ................

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By *exysadie00Woman
over a year ago

Yeovil

I always pay lots of attention to that area, I love it

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

Biffin's Bridge round these parts.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

[broken now]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????"

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Or tears during delivery.

Oh thanks to childbirth and crappy seamstresses I mean midwives, my perineum is short!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh....................

So that's what its called ....................

Perrinium ................

Geees.............strange name for bit of skin ....................

Could have called it the bike seat bit .....................or the white bike seat bit , coz it never gets tanned ................

called the biffins bridge in the SW, but love to pay attention to this part, keeps a guy guessing if you are going to tease his bum or play with his balls. xx

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

Some do, some don't. If they need to use a ventouse etc they often make a cut.

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By *enuinetallstuMan
over a year ago

nr beauly

"Bangers Bridge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tisnee

Tis near the balls, tis near the arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha loving all the synonyms coming out now for one place :D

My favourite is when I'm fucking a girl doggy style, ill get her to place a hand on my balls and let it creep up and down my perineum too

Gets me squirting heavy every time :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think it looks like a little seam where a guy was stitched up after he'd been stuffed like a teddy bear...love to tease it with my tongue or fingers...always gets a good reaction...

Oh and thanks ladies above for making me eternally grateful that I've never had children!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always think it looks like a little seam where a guy was stitched up after he'd been stuffed like a teddy bear...love to tease it with my tongue or fingers...always gets a good reaction...

Oh and thanks ladies above for making me eternally grateful that I've never had children!

Amen to that !!

However mine tore during sex once and has never repaired fully since!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

Lol I was just thinking the same thing!!!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cor blame ladies!! Your bringing water to my eyes!! Never been so glad of the c-section as I am at this moment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!"

This is why I had 3 elective c sections. Never had a contraction and my lady bits remain intact and very tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!

This is why I had 3 elective c sections. Never had a contraction and my lady bits remain intact and very tight.

Sorry but what a crock of shit that is. Oh I could go on but sometimes best to just keep stum.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!

This is why I had 3 elective c sections. Never had a contraction and my lady bits remain intact and very tight.

Sorry but what a crock of shit that is. Oh I could go on but sometimes best to just keep stum. "

What's a crock of shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!

This is why I had 3 elective c sections. Never had a contraction and my lady bits remain intact and very tight.

Sorry but what a crock of shit that is. Oh I could go on but sometimes best to just keep stum.

What's a crock of shit?"

It's like pot and it's filled with poo (stuff that comes out your bum). Hope that helps.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!

This is why I had 3 elective c sections. Never had a contraction and my lady bits remain intact and very tight.

Sorry but what a crock of shit that is. Oh I could go on but sometimes best to just keep stum.

What's a crock of shit?

It's like pot and it's filled with poo (stuff that comes out your bum). Hope that helps."

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!

This is why I had 3 elective c sections. Never had a contraction and my lady bits remain intact and very tight.

Sorry but what a crock of shit that is. Oh I could go on but sometimes best to just keep stum.

What's a crock of shit?

It's like pot and it's filled with poo (stuff that comes out your bum). Hope that helps.

pmsl!"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

Actually they prefer to let it rip of its own accord if they can as it tends to heal better afterwards.

I was cut with my first and tore with my second - OUCH!

This is why I had 3 elective c sections. Never had a contraction and my lady bits remain intact and very tight.

Sorry but what a crock of shit that is. Oh I could go on but sometimes best to just keep stum. "

Really?

How many ppl do you know who have become incontinent due to a complicated vaginal delivery? Now compare that to the rate of complications following a caesarean. The choice is very clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it being cut with scalpel or scissors to get a baby out.

Still horny?

WTF?????

Yup, that's what's happens at the height of a contraction, often with no pain relief if the baby isn't coming/ is in distress

"
I had this done using gas and air only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The medical name is the Butffer. Buttfer that you would be in the shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many ppl do you know who have become incontinent due to a complicated vaginal delivery? Now compare that to the rate of complications following a caesarean. The choice is very clear."

Why would you chose to have a c section.. Yes if for medical reasons.. but not sure anyone would actually chose it over a natural birth.

and incontinence is mostly caused by lack of pelvic floor exercises.. and this can effect anyone .. regardless of whether they have had kids or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many ppl do you know who have become incontinent due to a complicated vaginal delivery? Now compare that to the rate of complications following a caesarean. The choice is very clear.

Why would you chose to have a c section.. Yes if for medical reasons.. but not sure anyone would actually chose it over a natural birth.

and incontinence is mostly caused by lack of pelvic floor exercises.. and this can effect anyone .. regardless of whether they have had kids or not. "

I chose to have 3 c sections (as advised by my OBG GYN who also happens to be my sister in law) to minimise the risk of complications and sequelae.

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