FabSwingers.com forum: Cum Storage

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As it was mentioned on another thread, I thought I'd throw the question open to all.

Does anyone actually freeze/preserve cum for later consumption?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect used condoms from local dogging site and make ice cubes for my gin and tonic, drink anyone?

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By *londeandbrownCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Ive heard it all now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I collect used condoms from local dogging site and make ice cubes for my gin and tonic, drink anyone?"

Jizz and tonic.

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"I collect used condoms from local dogging site and make ice cubes for my gin and tonic, drink anyone?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ITs the basis of every good beurre blanc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes it is brilliant!!!

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I just threw up in my mouth...

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I just threw up in my mouth...

C x"

Live a little

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Quit a few years ago a friend of mine used to drive the local working girls around.

The contents of the condoms were kept and sold to a bloke in Wisbech. I am not a person to shock but that is stomach churning, literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's disgusting! He might have got a latex allergy or something

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By *iding SecretsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Quit a few years ago a friend of mine used to drive the local working girls around.

The contents of the condoms were kept and sold to a bloke in Wisbech. I am not a person to shock but that is stomach churning, literally "

Whatever happened to data protection... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I just threw up in my mouth...

C x

Live a little

That reminds me, is the ice cube tray full or do I need to refill it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum Storage?...Well, I knew this lady once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive found the prefered choice of cum with my meets is at body temperature

Hence kept in two handy round containers just below ones cock

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I remember an episode of The Shield where some miscreant had a freezer full of future children.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Why oh why did I read this thread just before tea time??!! Bleurrgghhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a site similar to ebay that you can sell any body fluids, dirty undies, and some people even produce the goods while u watch on cam and then post em !

a way to earn some extra cash if your short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?"
a quarter of a pint. I think that would be a world record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I just threw up in my mouth...

C x

Live a little

That reminds me, is the ice cube tray full or do I need to refill it?"

I told you I thought it was chicken stock

so needs a refill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I store mine in these two pink sacs that hang under my cock. So handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gosh you could get a job in the circus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gosh you could get a job in the circus."

Lol if only they were that impressive!

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This site is so funny and sick!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do you a vid and send it to you if you want?to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As it was mentioned on another thread, I thought I'd throw the question open to all.

Does anyone actually freeze/preserve cum for later consumption?"

Am I being really naive, but why would anyone want to do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a site similar to ebay that you can sell any body fluids, dirty undies, and some people even produce the goods while u watch on cam and then post em !

a way to earn some extra cash if your short

i may be a little vertically challenged, but i do have limits on what i'll do for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo what if someone raided the fridge unaware and complimented you on the tasty milk pops.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"As it was mentioned on another thread, I thought I'd throw the question open to all.

Does anyone actually freeze/preserve cum for later consumption?

Am I being really naive, but why would anyone want to do this? "

I think the kink is to drink it whilst wanking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As it was mentioned on another thread, I thought I'd throw the question open to all.

Does anyone actually freeze/preserve cum for later consumption?

Am I being really naive, but why would anyone want to do this? "

Perhaps in a master/slave scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to docs years about it and its normal its a very high level but normal ive also read info on my codition and i have to avoid bananas eggs and asparagus witch all contain ce20 witch preduces sperm thats why they eat huge amounts of these in the porn industry.the recorded highest amount is just under a pint and you can see the guy on you porn and x videos im sure its called tana meyers takes huge load or sumething like that.check it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

..that just made me feel ill!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been to docs years about it and its normal its a very high level but normal ive also read info on my codition and i have to avoid bananas eggs and asparagus witch all contain ce20 witch preduces sperm thats why they eat huge amounts of these in the porn industry.the recorded highest amount is just under a pint and you can see the guy on you porn and x videos im sure its called tana meyers takes huge load or sumething like that.check it out."

a pint!!!!!! Noooooo way. It has to be stored somewhere first and surely no one can squeeze that much jizz in thier nads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick.. may aswell do away with safe sex if ur just gonna drink it all later..im sure you can still catch things that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick.. may aswell do away with safe sex if ur just gonna drink it all later..im sure you can still catch things that way

If he's coming that much I doubt a condom will catch it all lol.

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

a pint!!!!!! Noooooo way. It has to be stored somewhere first and surely no one can squeeze that much jizz in thier nads?"
ive just googled this and there is no real answer as to the largest amount, but the average is one to two tea spoons full, so im not sure im buying these claims

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.

During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.

So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?

Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I collect used condoms from local dogging site and make ice cubes for my gin and tonic, drink anyone?"

that sounds like a perfect emetic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is she blackmailing you? surely it should be the other way around!!

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

"Im a very very heavy cummer up 2 quater of a pint and my x girl friend used make me fuck her up the arse and empty every bit of my huge load in here and then she would push me away and put a but plug in to keep it in there for hours some time and even try to sleep with it in if i didnt do it she would get so angry even thou shes with some one new she trys to black mail me into doing it now will i ever escape from her?a quarter of a pint. I think that would be a world record"

Quarter pint hahahaha hahahaha

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

"Sick.. may aswell do away with safe sex if ur just gonna drink it all later..im sure you can still catch things that way

If he's coming that much I doubt a condom will catch it all lol."

The exploding cum condom

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

What a load of bollocks, literally

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone order number 53 creamovsumyunguy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somethings reached new lows... I dunno what it is but it has...

Cum storage with me!

Sell that to channel 4 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add it to a smoothie to make a protein shake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a well known fact that in many porn films, there is a hidden pipe fixed up the blind side of the guys cock and someone in the background out of shot with like a syringe full of milk and yogurt. No way can any guy shoot a quarter of a pint of spunk, let alone a pint, not even a horse can do THAT much!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

We had a ffm with a lady who kept the used condom for her and hubby to use later - she said there were a number of things they could do with it, not our thing but each to their own! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just eat me tea and read this feel ill now

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Where's Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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"Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.

During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.

So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?

Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"

A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There used to be a man on the Manchester parlour / brothel scene who used to go round them all towards the end of the working day. He collected all the used condoms and I understand pay for them, he said he used to take them home and drink the contents. Nowt stranger than folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.

During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.

So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?

Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"

Very informative. You really do learn something new every day!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"A teMale ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.

During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.

So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?

Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"

A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better"

"The volume of semen ejaculate varies. A review of 30 studies concluded that the average was around 3.4 milliliters (ml), with some studies finding amounts as high as 4.99 ml or as low as 2.3 ml"

1 teaspoon = 4.929mL so just ONE teaspoon of ejaculate would be right up the top of the high-volume.

1 pint = 568.25 millilitres /4 = 142ml

142ml (quarter pint) = 29 teaspoons of ejaculate or 29 times more than the highest average...

Now then, have you ever been to McDonalds, opened one end of the wrapper on a drinking straw and then blown into the straw? Well if you do, the wrapper shoots off like a missile! So I'm now wondering what happens if one fires a quarter pint of ejaculate while wearing a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.

During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.

So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?

Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"

Whose phone number? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teMale ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.

During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.

So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?

Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"

A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better

"The volume of semen ejaculate varies. A review of 30 studies concluded that the average was around 3.4 milliliters (ml), with some studies finding amounts as high as 4.99 ml or as low as 2.3 ml"

1 teaspoon = 4.929mL so just ONE teaspoon of ejaculate would be right up the top of the high-volume.

1 pint = 568.25 millilitres /4 = 142ml

142ml (quarter pint) = 29 teaspoons of ejaculate or 29 times more than the highest average...

;-)"

I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teMale ejaculate doesn't come from the testicles, sperm is created in the testicles, it ends up in the prostate mixed with seminal fluid.

During orgasm the prostate contracts and squirts out its contents. A 'normal' prostate is about the size of a walnut, hence a teaspoon or two of ejaculate.

So it would seem that to produce a quarter pint of ejaculate from one orgasm it would need a massively enlarged prostate to produce... or maybe you've been blessed with a header tank?

Oh and BTW... wife says, "Can I have your phone number"

A tea spoon full?what?you need to look after your self a bit better

"The volume of semen ejaculate varies. A review of 30 studies concluded that the average was around 3.4 milliliters (ml), with some studies finding amounts as high as 4.99 ml or as low as 2.3 ml"

1 teaspoon = 4.929mL so just ONE teaspoon of ejaculate would be right up the top of the high-volume.

1 pint = 568.25 millilitres /4 = 142ml

142ml (quarter pint) = 29 teaspoons of ejaculate or 29 times more than the highest average...

;-)"

It looks like a light bulb on the end of your cock.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only cum I ever stored was in Liverpool womens hospital, but that is cheating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL dare i say the stories and fantasies section would be more appropriate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine. "

I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.

I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!! "

Now I can relate that a packet of biscuits has a 'size' that could be referenced to cock size. Or are you coming from the other angle... as in 'how many biscuits can I dunk in that?'

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

LOL dare i say the stories and fantasies section would be more appropriate?"

So you’ll be another one of these poor pathetic blokes who has to have a wank twice a day for a whole month to store up that quarter pint of spunk to shove up your wife’s bum! Fear not friend, you are not alone. There are lots of men out there with the same problem, myself included. BUT... it’s not all bad, you see I got it sussed out... just stick your dick up her bum, shove it in and out a few times, make some grunting sounds and then... PISS... she’ll never know the difference! No surprise really, as it would seem some blokes can’t tell the difference between cumming and pissing

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"There is a site similar to ebay that you can sell any body fluids, dirty undies, and some people even produce the goods while u watch on cam and then post em !

a way to earn some extra cash if your short

i may be a little vertically challenged, but i do have limits on what i'll do for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.

I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!! "

ooh biscuits! That would get my attention!

I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.

This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

ooh biscuits! That would get my attention!

I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.

This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!!

Cock - Smartphone... you might have missed out there, it could have been the Galaxy Note... have you seen the size of them fuckers????

(bigger than a typical biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I just threw up in my mouth...

C x"

quick put it in a tub in glass with a stick in it. You can make yourself a nice iced lolly for later :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.

I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!!

Now I can relate that a packet of biscuits has a 'size' that could be referenced to cock size. Or are you coming from the other angle... as in 'how many biscuits can I dunk in that?'

Not when you can get half pack sizes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.

I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!!

ooh biscuits! That would get my attention!

I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.

This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!!

They were my favourites as well

and yes it is, he has his uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate just can't be done, more like 1/4 of a fluid ounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry mate just can't be done, more like 1/4 of a fluid ounce"

Oh yes it can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that reminds me does anyone need there bird bath filling up

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By *iddyandherCouple
over a year ago

Benidorm

This is pure entertainment , puts z smile on my face,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do you a vid and send it to you if you woant?to prove it"

God no. Just come and smother it over chip. Dont wanna waste it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do you a vid and send it to you if you woant?to prove it"

God no. Just come and smother it over chip. Dont wanna waste it!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"I could do you a vid and send it to you if you woant?to prove it

God no. Just come and smother it over chip. Dont wanna waste it!"

If you don't want to waste it, you might want to get a bigger paddling pool than the one in the picture

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By *isa and HeddoCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

"I could do you a vid and send it to you if you woant?to prove it

God no. Just come and smother it over chip. Dont wanna waste it!

If you don't want to waste it, you might want to get a bigger paddling pool than the one in the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I get more than 1 tsp! Must measure next time

This could be the start of a new specification box on profiles...

Cock size... * * inches

Ejaculate volume... * * teaspoons/mugs/buckets

First it was Sky Remotes next to cocks, now it's baby batter in those little plastic spoons you get with bottles of cough medicine.

I tell you what, tonight is a first as I have seen a packet of biscuits as a measuring device!'!!!

ooh biscuits! That would get my attention!

I saw a pic of a smartphone next to his cock. His cock must only be 3" long.

This is such a funny thread. Brilliant!!

The new standard of measurement - the Tunnocks Caramel Wafer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God this forum is so gross yuk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God this forum is so gross yuk lol"

Nothing wrong with a lady that knows how to hold it...

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