FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest spelling mistakes

By *rummiePartyMan OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Just seen this on a profile:

"friends requests from single men WILL be delighted and blocked."

Have you seen any funnier ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a girls profile "I am very domesticated and I absolutely LOVE cocking "

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

In my profession, I have to daily check for a slight transposition error in the word "account"

"acocunt"

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Sent one myself to a guy saying "sorry you are too far." Instead of hitting the R I hit the T and it read "sorry you are too fat" I did email back to apologise. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one I made on twitter a few years ago when talking about hangover cures with friends..,,

"Well for me the best cure for a hang over is a KFC with a large full fat cock"

Of course I meant ....I've never lived it down

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Seen a girls profile "I am very domesticated and I absolutely LOVE cocking ""

Lol I reckon that might've been deliberate

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Not so much a spelling mistake but a Spoonerism!

Around 20 years ago, a receptionist on duty at my hotel was overheard saying to a couple who'd walked into the Hotel to enquire about room availability that day, "I'm really sorry, we're bully fooked!"

Luckily the couple saw the funny side of it!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

There's a profile on here where the lady say's "looking for single men and ferns" maybe I should message her saying I've a fern she could have. Lol.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Just seen on a male profile:

"leaving end of month for food unless I can find friends with benefits that are trustworty 6 hours ago"

must be hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?"

I don't actually. I see the person behing the spelling x

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?

I don't actually. I see the person behing the spelling x "

We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?

I don't actually. I see the person behind the spelling x

We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness.... "

We all have our preferences and looking at someone as a whole person is number one for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

I love your typos and you've made me giggle lots of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smart phones aren't always smart when it comes to predictive text, but it can be hilarious

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I earlier replied to a guy I meet at a social at the weekend, that it been great cheating with him instead of chatting! ooops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?

I don't actually. I see the person behind the spelling x

We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness....

We all have our preferences and looking at someone as a whole person is number one for me x "

Depends where it is. In a message dashed off in a sex crazed moment, the odd spelling mistake is understandable.

On the other hand, when it is in your profile, or worse the headline to a profile, it just shouts out 'lazy'.

If they can't be bothered to proofread that, then I expect them to put little effort into their bedroom activities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this on a profile:

"friends requests from single men WILL be delighted and blocked."

Have you seen any funnier ones?"
well over the years I must have made loads ... one I was making cook and cock , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this on a profile:

"friends requests from single men WILL be delighted and blocked."

Have you seen any funnier ones?well over the years I must have made loads ... one I was making cook and cock , lol

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god I said that weeks ago only now see its a old forum post but I said same thing , lolol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"This is one I made on twitter a few years ago when talking about hangover cures with friends..,,

"Well for me the best cure for a hang over is a KFC with a large full fat cock"

Lol, not sure I'd argue with that?!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

2 s wanted Friday night, cum in my mouth

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"Smart phones aren't always smart when it comes to predictive text, but it can be hilarious

I know

you can always tell when I've been on, on my phone

it's so innocent

It doesn't like swearing either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having a social with a friend on here, I wrote as part of her verification...

"We felt at ease in her" Instead of saying "with"

Oops

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When pussy accidentally gets changed to pissy it always makes me laugh

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By *corpi0stingMan
over a year ago

london

Got a text yesterday that was meant to say 'duck breast' but it said 'dick breast' which was quite funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?

I don't actually. I see the person behind the spelling x

We view it as first impressions as there is no excuse for illiteracy except laziness....

We all have our preferences and looking at someone as a whole person is number one for me x

Depends where it is. In a message dashed off in a sex crazed moment, the odd spelling mistake is understandable.

On the other hand, when it is in your profile, or worse the headline to a profile, it just shouts out 'lazy'.

If they can't be bothered to proofread that, then I expect them to put little effort into their bedroom activities. "

i can never understand the correlation between bad spelling and bad sex.

V's spelling can be atrocious, but sex with her is awesome

prefer people that make a few mistakes whilst writing a message or profile, than those that try to make themselves appear superior by using huge words they probably had to look up in the first place.

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

A tyoed temporary notice on a door at my old university said

"Danger Mico-orgasms take precautions"

it should have been micro-oganisms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a student working in our office we were taking customers to a day out at the races.he was tasked with doing a map of the course so they could get their bearings.there was 2 public bars on the map.when there the customers were asking where is the "pubic"bars.

dumbass had left out the letter "L"...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Im a signwriter, thankfully I have spell checkers on all our pc's but before I used to do some terrible cock ups.

My spelling is awful though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked someone if they were airtight the other day instead of alright.....

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

one said PUBLIC hair instead of pubic lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

a teacher I know still laughs about the outraged note she received from parents complaining that their daughter had been made to do PE in "bear feet" I still imagine some poor child running round the school hall in big furry shoes with claws.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

My worst was sending a text to a bloke I'd been seeing. His sense of direction was appalling and when he got home I sent him the message "get lost".

I missed out the '?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I put my name in texts on my last phone, the predictive text would change it to "shag".

Never got me one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst was sending a text to a bloke I'd been seeing. His sense of direction was appalling and when he got home I sent him the message "get lost".

I missed out the '?' "

Hehehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my profession, I have to daily check for a slight transposition error in the word "account"

"acocunt"

I had a similar one involving DISCOUNT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sent a email in work which was meant to read you can't do that, it said you cunt do that. Thankfully it was an internal email to 1 person who saw the funny side of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't count the number of times I have put "Kind Retards" on the end of my work email, luckily I always spotted it before sending lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen a profile of a guy on here, he firstly states "sorry but I am dyslexic so please ecuse my spelling. I have no problem with this.

I nearly sent my sister a text that could have been embarressing. I meant to say, "just visited dad & he threatened to kick my ass." Just about to press send when I realised that due to bloody predictive text it read, "Dad threatened to lick my ass", So wrong on many levels. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who cant spell professional ....... actually saw one that said " I'm a proffesional saw cnt show faice pics"

....... eeeeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost count of the illiterate profiles I've seen on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in college and groups would gather and chat before class. One draconian lecturer said we should not stand around arguing in large groups as it blocked his way to his room.

We said we were not arguing but debating. Some person put up a sign "No mass debating in the corridors"

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Sent just b4 guy totally lost it, "You are counts and everybody on here are growlers".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?"

As the mum of an adult dyslexic I sympathise with people who can't spell however do not condone the use of text-speak by anyone over 15 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sent just b4 guy totally lost it, "You are counts and everybody on here are growlers".

What sort of a count is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well over my years here made loads ...... cook and cock .. yes my finger don't work with my brain all the time ,

Spelling mistakes can be quite amusing but does anyone else find general illiteracy a total turn off?

As the mum of an adult dyslexic I sympathise with people who can't spell however do not condone the use of text-speak by anyone over 15 years old. "

Well said. I don't respond to text-speak, and I ignore people who talk in street slang (eg, yo bruv, sick man!), or tell them that if they are going to talk to me, to do so in English.

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Perhaps he is a dedicated Ted Hankey fan.x

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