FabSwingers.com forum: Cum shot challenge

By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, by a long way

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By *rimehertsguyMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I very long way

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"yes, by a long way

How far then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL "

Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is hilarious. It literally is a 'pissing contest' (well almost).

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

As a 16 yo I once hit Mademoiselle Menteur's back from the 3rd row desks in French class. So that's about 10 ft (sorry 3.048 meters).

My aim was good back then, used to practise alot, usually by shooting baby starlings in flight! I know ... I wasn't a nice lad then, a cum load is worse than an oil spill at sea

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"As a 16 yo I once hit Mademoiselle Menteur's back from the 3rd row desks in French class. So that's about 10 ft (sorry 3.048 meters).

My aim was good back then, used to practise alot, usually by shooting baby starlings in flight! I know ... I wasn't a nice lad then, a cum load is worse than an oil spill at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL "

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this has got to be in the next olympics.

Ladies too, furthest squirt ??

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"This is hilarious. It literally is a 'pissing contest' (well almost)."

Sorry , but I think this is a deadly serious issue . Every guy needs to know his range . when she says cum on my tits and you hit her in the eye and she has to wear Sunglasses for a week it's no joke. ;

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my cleaner my cum reaches the mirror, on the ceiling, over my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

Ah! Yes - that one!

Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!

Have fun though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

Ah! Yes - that one!

Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!

Have fun though!

Sorry Father ! You in Banking ?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock

If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..

If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock

If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..

If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ? "

You going to comment on all his pics??

None of which involve a tape measure!!

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?

You going to comment on all his pics??

None of which involve a tape measure!!

Sorry I will stop it now.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please

Just short of 25 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

Can you tell me what that is using imperial measurement please

Just short of 25 inches

So like 2 foot!!!! Impressed could use him to keep the cats of my lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ah I see you've had the operation now

The " sense of humour bypass op " of course

Ah! Yes - that one!

Sorry - but anything involving tape measures is a wee bit too 'teenager' for me!

Have fun though!

Why are tape measures "teenager" don't we all use them at some time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ?

You going to comment on all his pics??

None of which involve a tape measure!!

Sorry I will stop it now. "

Think you'v upset his chum there mate

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

me me me me me my record........

2cm

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"With a FB last night , and for a laugh we measured. How far my cum went . I managed 62cm . I bet there are some " sharp shooters" out there that can beat that !!!! LOL

62cm? Easy!!!!

If you were stood up that's probably just the distance from your cock to the floor!

Ah , clearly an inexperienced athlete here . Surely you should know it is the horizontal trajectory that is measured and not the absolute cum travelling distance .

If someone i'd met seriously wanted to grab a tape measure and measure the distance of a cumshot - chances are we wouldn't be meeting again!

Ill unpack the tape measure from my overnight bag then

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

last time i tried this had the big build up , done some stretches and star jumps in the corner, put on my head band, pressed play on the rocky theme tune and .,......... phhhhufff just smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I best get my semi pump action out and try !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have done it across a room and felt like a olympic champion but the best ever was off Chesters suspension bridge,that cum shot flew about 40 foot and hit the water below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about if they took a picture of there cock next to a can of Red Bull or perhaps drew a face on there cock

If the face was made of chocolate and cream....Id lick it off..

If the pic of the cock/red bull can stated "Doing it wrong" I would LOL...

Or perhaps put a load of kids glow in the dark bracelets over there erect dick and took a pic ? Would you see them again ? "

i best take down MY pictures then!!

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By *ookingtocumMan
over a year ago

fife

depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet

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By *cepuncMan
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

mostly a few feet but one memorable wank in my early twenties resulted in my spunk flying a good five to six feet, oh happy days

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By *otwifeguy OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet "

I find if I wank it doesn't go far , but if I've been fucking for a long time , when I cum it really shoots far . Does anyone else find this and know why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was flat out Wank this morning and my spunk actually hit me on the chin, was so close it didnt go in ny mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 mtrs..but dont take my word for it (:

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By *ookingtocumMan
over a year ago

fife

"depends on the mood and how turned on I am, most times I shoot 3-6 inches other times 2 feet

I find if I wank it doesn't go far , but if I've been fucking for a long time , when I cum it really shoots far . Does anyone else find this and know why ? "

as said it depends how turned on I am if really turned on and been wanking for a while can shoot a couple of feet and if having a quick shag will not reach past 3 to 4 inches normaly, if having a quick wank will on manage 3 to 4 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a qualified erotic masseur I've had quite a bit of experience of taking men (and women), to the point of no return... Sometimes it dribbles, sometimes it spurts and several times I've had to re paint the wall behind the head of the massage couch as its been covered!

I vary between short hand grenades to longer range missile strikes depending on my hornyometer and the method of release!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"last time i tried this had the big build up , done some stretches and star jumps in the corner, put on my head band, pressed play on the rocky theme tune and .,......... phhhhufff just smoke

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

This thread made my chuckle... boys and their toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confident mines goes the furthest, I think there's something wrong with me

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