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By *uvaduck OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Haslemere, Surrey

Anybody found a good alternative to the wet shave? Be nice if something could get in all the spaces and hold off the hairs for longer!

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Try epilator lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluck them

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Lower Normandy

Blow torch will do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smearing them with Imac normally does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by removing pubic hair you remove pheromones, which attract the opposite sex.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Duct Tape works a treat.

As for balls shaving wish mine would learn, they are old enough now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls look weird completely shaved off! (Hair that is not balls!) just give them a tidy trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blow torch will do the trick "

I winched!

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By *ackintheswingMan
over a year ago

Billingham


"Pluck them"

I know a mistress who made one of he subs do that he could walk properly for days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter and a terrier.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pumice stone and swarfega works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut butter and a terrier. "

So mean but lmao!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use a sharp razor and a good quality shaving gel not cream and go easy. Nicking the balls is a right PIA and can bleed a lot if not careful but IMO its the only way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just dry shave them its easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody found a good alternative to the wet shave? Be nice if something could get in all the spaces and hold off the hairs for longer! "

Try NO NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just rip it off lol

I had a nice wet shave yesterday, I love mine smooth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut butter and a terrier. "

That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages!

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I wax a lot of my subs, it doesn't hurt that much. I wax and put up with it, why should they be different. Bits are bits....alll just as sensative. Go to a proper place to have it done where hey offer 'male intimate waxing' the staff should have been on the course to learn it properly x
"Pluck them

I know a mistress who made one of he subs do that he could walk properly for days!"

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

ewwww hairy balls are gross, how can you lick and suck them when they're hairy.... and hair makes them much. much less sensative x
"Balls look weird completely shaved off! (Hair that is not balls!) just give them a tidy trim "

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"by removing pubic hair you remove pheromones, which attract the opposite sex."

Yeah sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet For Men !!

Check the reviews on Amazon - there's about 700ish!!

But this is my personal Favourite!!

"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect... "

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Veet For Men !!

Check the reviews on Amazon - there's about 700ish!!

But this is my personal Favourite!!

"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect... ""

Absolutely brilliant. The funniest post I've read for ages PMSL

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By *ustpartyCouple
over a year ago

Blackwater

We met a couple and it didn't work out well because he couldn't perform. The reason why was earlier that day he had used Veet on his balls and after a spell in the hot tub they started burning like hell.

That was enough to put me off and a warning to you all. To be fair is does state on the packet that you should not use it on genitalia but then again no one every believes a sign that says "Wet Paint" without their own test.

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By *uvaduck OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Haslemere, Surrey

A sensible answer, thank you.

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By *uvaduck OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Haslemere, Surrey

Im going to use one of those little burners for Creme Brulees to crisp the top, that should be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try magic powder. It works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try threading lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tweezers?

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Boots sensitive hair removal cream works well and is less expensive than Veet.

The important thing is not to leave it on for too long, 10 minutes maximum, and was off in the shower using the edge of a bar of soap.

Don't use too frequently as you may develop skin sensitivity.

Doctor Nasty

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