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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how many guys here can say that they have had a utterly shit shag from a woman. I mean its easy for ladies to say a guy was terrible in bedroom but some women arejust as guilty.

Also what constitutes a shit shag from a woman? ?? guys.......

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Sorry, I'm not a guy, but I have heard from a guy that a bad shag from a girl is when it feels like you're shagging a sack of potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, I'm not a guy, but I have heard from a guy that a bad shag from a girl is when it feels like you're shagging a sack of potatoes. "

Haha ... Its hard, everyone expects different. Ive had a couple of bad encouters but I too have not been up to scratch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

in vanilla life i have had the'oh no never done that before'line, come up once or twice during sex, I was like let's just call it a day

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself... "

So she was a starfish then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know what I'm like in bed. I worth guys think I'm not good. But then I've had 3 meets with same guy and he recommends me so can't ge too bad

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

A girl that thinks she is a great fuck is a real downer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, I'm not a guy, but I have heard from a guy that a bad shag from a girl is when it feels like you're shagging a sack of potatoes. "

we nickname them starfish...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself... "

I've had the same as well I know its not the same girl but that can be a turn off

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"Sorry, I'm not a guy, but I have heard from a guy that a bad shag from a girl is when it feels like you're shagging a sack of potatoes.

we nickname them starfish... "

Haha I'd already beat you to it

Starfish is such a great term.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...

So she was a starfish then?"

I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...

So she was a starfish then?

I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol"

Maybe she was bored?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I had one a good while back , she just wasn't in the moment whatsoever ....I didn't even eat her out which I love doing but realised she doesn't deserve the touch of my skilled tongue or fingers . I was so so close to just getting dressed and walking out ....but reconsidered maybe in the morning thing might look up .....did they......yes and no ! But she was the worst I've been with ....

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...

So she was a starfish then?

I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol

Maybe she was bored? "

Possibly... But she did text, and also requested another meet... Other ladies have thought my technique was ok... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...

So she was a starfish then?

I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol

Maybe she was bored? "

I've been known to starfish in bed before!

*Though not before falling asleep and hogging the whole bed!

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By *he one in the middleMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Haveing a good sag is every mans dreem but rember there is two of you you both need to enjoy the moment

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Yeah I had one a good while back , she just wasn't in the moment whatsoever ....I didn't even eat her out which I love doing but realised she doesn't deserve the touch of my skilled tongue or fingers . I was so so close to just getting dressed and walking out ....but reconsidered maybe in the morning thing might look up .....did they......yes and no ! But she was the worst I've been with ...."

Haha love that! She was so bad I had to do it again in the morning just to check...

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"I had a girl who just lay there, never moved, never made a noise - nothing. However she did text me to say she really enjoyed herself...

So she was a starfish then?

I think a starfish would have been more lively... I wondered at times if she had fallen asleep... maybe I need to practice my technique more lol

Maybe she was bored?

I've been known to starfish in bed before!

*Though not before falling asleep and hogging the whole bed! "

Bloody hate bed hoggers I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many guys here can say that they have had a utterly shit shag from a woman. I mean its easy for ladies to say a guy was terrible in bedroom but some women arejust as guilty.

Also what constitutes a shit shag from a woman? ?? guys......."

On the odd occasion in a club but some people freeze in the lights so benefit of the doubt given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad shag is when she -

Asks is it in yet?

Says wake me up when you're done.

Comments on the dirty ceiling.

Starts whistling.

Or, adds chipolatas to the shopping list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one really bad one but she on here so that's all im saying

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