FabSwingers.com forum: funniest putdown wins a prize!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hi folks,in my defence with the pics,getting loan of camera soon(aye,again!lol!)no defence for the profile tho................have seen some very funny/crazy comments in the forum recently,so lets here them,giz a laugh!feel fee 2 rip me 2 shreds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi folks,in my defence with the pics,getting loan of camera soon(aye,again!lol!)no defence for the profile tho................have seen some very funny/crazy comments in the forum recently,so lets here them,giz a laugh!feel fee 2 rip me 2 shreds

tri speeking teh qeens englsh x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

very,very good,but one is already doing ones best lol! i know i must try harder but you'll have to think of summat else lol!x oh yes i forgot 2 ask 4 hints or advice,feel free.but somebody have another go,not be hard to beat that one!lol and i know that last message WAS advice!cheers guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was advice,was not funny putdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you known as The Cat?

Is it because you shit in the garden and bury it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cheers ian,that was a damn good effort 4 a funny put down,pml here!pls keepthem coming in folk!(am fritzthecat because i took the name from a 70's adult cartoon film about the adventures of a shagging,smoking n drinking feline.its on youtube if anyone fancy's a good laugh!)i'm away now 2 shit in the garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better that than bein short for joseph fritzel or is that your hero!!

lol all in fun!! xx

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

tri speeking teh qeens englsh x"

Try spelling it..

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

tri speeking teh qeens englsh x

Try spelling it..

not my words, but this was the funniest put down i ever saw a stand up comedian give a heckler ...i've been waiting for a moment to use it in my own life

" i'd call you a c**t but you have neither the depth nor capacity to please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want to know what the prize is before we start work on this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some more funny putdowns,cheers guys.was going 2 try and sort my profile out a bit just now,but fuck it,this 2 much of a laugh 2 stop now!now,the prize??????????????that will depend on how funny the putdown is,who it's from and there profile info!so keep them coming!cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ps,is nobody going 2 have a crack at slagging my pics????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

good point darlin,when i 1st went in2 chatroom on here i got ripped 4 that very reason!so tried 2 change name 2 fritzthecat,but am stuck with fritz now so fuck it.i thought i'd put myself out there 4 a slagging n it's been pretty funny so far!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry guys,that last comment was 4 mznwty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the pics arent that bad in a " better take these pics before i need to get back in my cell" look!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ha!good one mznwty,pml here!i think your deffo the winner so far,x

.i think i'm gonna make a regular thing of this wenever i upload new pics because it's so funny!.so keep watching out 4 the next one of me wearing a black leather gimp mask,will try n get that one up as soon as lol!don't stop now,keep em coming folks.if you check out my other posts on different forums you should find lots 2 slag me off about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a personal put down to the OP, but this one was so funny I have to share it.

"is it wrong that I find your puddle of cum more sexually attractive than you?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice one laine!2nd best funny put down so far.cheers babes.x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"You wernt bought up, you were wanked onto a gatepost and hatched in the sun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I truly would love to battle wits with you but sadly

You came unarmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

brilliant! if i had any sense of shame i would now be extremely embarresed lol!

most original so far.lmao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry guys,that last comment was for _thwalescpl,funny as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

talking about being embarressed,i would like 2 take this opportunity 2 apologise 4 my very first post in the scottish forum,doh!

.if it happens again(it won't) please shoot me where i stand/sit.cheers guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever is ganna meet you best get in there quick as you are close approaching the life expectancy of a scottish man - how could they call trainspotting a documentary when yjere are no deep fried black puddings, mars bars or chewits in it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

good one guys lol!your right enough,i wondered why i was having a mid-life crisis 10 yrs ago.got 2 go now,i'm running out of deep fried buckie,lmao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I truly would love to battle wits with you but sadly

You came unarmed

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come on now,that was just lazy lol!.nothing like as original as most of the others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I truly would love to battle wits with you but sadly

You came unarmed

come on now,that was just lazy lol!.nothing like as original as most of the others.

Sorry didn't pick up on the fact that you were Scottish so didn't realise that humour would go straight over your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

popeye discovers grass doesnt work as well as spinach!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/02/10 13:04:34]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I truly would love to battle wits with you but sadly

You came unarmed

come on now,that was just lazy lol!.nothing like as original as most of the others.

Sorry didn't pick up on the fact that you were Scottish so didn't realise that humour would go straight over your head.

I actually like Scottish people, they are living proof that the English soldiers of that well loved hero Longshanks did in fact shag Highland cows - perhaps they would not have done so had they realised how the cows offspring would turn out"
didn't go over my head,that one's just as old as the hills!much better 2nd go,funnier and a lot more original.lmao here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"popeye discovers grass doesnt work as well as spinach!!

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and mischief takes 1st place 4 most original putdown about my pic lol!magic.

.pls don't stop though folks,your giving me a great laugh

.never thought it would go on 4 this long,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you had 2 more legs you could star in a western lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"popeye discovers grass doesnt work as well as spinach!!

and mischief takes 1st place 4 most original putdown about my pic lol!magic.

.pls don't stop though folks,your giving me a great laugh

.never thought it would go on 4 this long,

sits back with smug look on her face and waits for prize!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes madame I may be d*unk, and you ugly - but in the morning I shall be sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he knew that if he held his arms open long enough the smell would knock her out!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've spent soo much of my life posing like this, now my arms are stuck and I have trouble negotiating doorways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If indeed he had two more legs he could open in Edinburgh, perhaps even at the fringe festival.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jeez.... are you still here? You are like an antibiotic-resistant fungal growth.....

... impossible to get rid of!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck off Red Nose !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one made me laugh the other day...

"You are so fat when you fell down the stairs the neighbours thought it was the end of Eastenders..!!"

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By *othung20Man
over a year ago

Herts

Haha good thread! To be honest though, instead of contributing; I'd rather tea-bag a land mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PLENTY FEMALES BUT NO LETTERS

THE FRENCH POSTMAN

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

"Yes madame I may be d*unk, and you ugly - but in the morning I shall be sober"

An all time classic Churchill quote, I've used it a cpl of times LOL

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww maybe I should try Lynx, the OP says under his breath

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

I love your approach.

However, I'd love your departure even more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well done mischief,you are the winner!so if i'm ever down your way can i expect a tour of your bristol cities?!lol.close 2nd are kevncat,funny as fuck guys,lmao!anyway am getting the feeling i've worn out my welcome here and now would be a good time to gracefully depart lol!,

.untill next time.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Are you afraid of the big bad wolf?

Ohh thats odd the other two piggys were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no,r u afraid,of a deep fried,popeye wannabe,out my cell 4 the night,western star(yee ha!)scottish wild cat,grrrrrr!!!!lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, here's a few of our favopurite put downs...

You know why you have brown eyes don't you? because you are so full of shit.

You are living proof that cousins should marry and have kids

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

And so on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: Fancy a dance?

A: Okay!

Q: Well piss off and have one while I chat your mate up!

The above was said by a guy I worked with,the offended woman stood up,punched him full in the face and put him on his arse! ACE!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Q: Fancy a dance?

A: Okay!

Q: Well piss off and have one while I chat your mate up!

The above was said by a guy I worked with,the offended woman stood up,punched him full in the face and put him on his arse! ACE!

XXXX"
fucking quality!i bet he still thought it was worth being put on his ass 4.i've said similar lines myself and been slapped,punched and had random heavy objects thrown at me lol!but the only reason it's so funny is because the further their head is up their own arse,the more pissed off they get lol!,

does that make me a cunt?oops!no it doesn't,i forgot.i have neither the depth nor capacity 2 please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q: Fancy a dance?

A: Okay!

Q: Well piss off and have one while I chat your mate up!

The above was said by a guy I worked with,the offended woman stood up,punched him full in the face and put him on his arse! ACE!

XXXXfucking quality!i bet he still thought it was worth being put on his ass 4.i've said similar lines myself and been slapped,punched and had random heavy objects thrown at me lol!but the only reason it's so funny is because the further their head is up their own arse,the more pissed off they get lol!,

does that make me a cunt?oops!no it doesn't,i forgot.i have neither the depth nor capacity 2 please!

Trust me......no one deserved it more.

He looked like one of the Goblins off Noddy but couldn't see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here have a seat , that chip on your shoulders must be fookin heavy ..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing that privelidge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here have a seat , that chip on your shoulders must be fookin heavy ..

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more than a chip,it's the whole tattie field,lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing that privelidge."
you say abusing that privilege,i say exercising that right,lol!i was under the impression that this thread should've been well over by now!but i'm having a good laugh and as a previous poster commented,if you don't want 2 contribute with something funny and original then feel free 2 go and t-bag a landmine,lmao!!!

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

i find this thread totally weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all this is well funny.i'm just wondering what this great prize is,could it possably a meet who ever wins?????????..if so don't think i'll bother being funny infact hope i'm LAST!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all this is well funny.i'm just wondering what this great prize is,could it possably a meet who ever wins?????????..if so don't think i'll bother being funny infact hope i'm LAST!!

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no not last,but you are 2nd last so not 2 worry!

.as i have already said the winner is from bristol and her profile says she won't travel,so i'm sure she's happy enough with her own sense of self satisfaction that hers was the most funny and original.i really only done this 4 a laugh which seems 2 have pissed a few people off and i find that even more funny

.but hey,FACE......,BOTHERED lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i never win anything!!!!! im very proud to accept......well fuck all by the looks of things!!!!

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