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should i fuck my neighbours wife ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should this not be in the 'stories & Fansaties' section...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

The title of the thread leaves me slightly confused. Should I fuck my neighbours wife? Does she not live there too? Or does she just pop round to cut the grass and stroke your arm? If she does live there the thread should be entitled.... Should I fuck my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

Hell Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're 23 and your neighbour hasn't seen you since you were little? Is she not very observant?

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ??

Hell Yeah "

Yep sounds good to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're 23 and your neighbour hasn't seen you since you were little? Is she not very observant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

you ever heard that expression don't shit on your own door step

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to start making excuses to chat to her and getting an invite for a cup of tea in her house...one over the doorstep...you can only but chat her up...that said good neighbours can soon become bad neighbours...so weigh up the short term postives againt the long term negatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what your neighbour is going to do to you when he finds out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine someday in the future some young guy fucking your wife behind your back.

Feels good

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine someday in the future some young guy fucking your wife behind your back.

Feels good

Innit"

there's a lot of guys that get off on that

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Some older women....and I stress the "some" enjoy the power they can exert over a younger, less experienced guy they enjoy the effect they have and use ploys such as stroking their arm, gazing into their eyes knowingly and talking about when they were just ickle wickle baby boys to draw them in but they have absolutely no intention of taking it further. Its just a distraction from the lawn mowing and a way to get attention that their husband is too tired to give them after being out of the house for twelve hours straight. Its called flirting and should never, ever be misconstrued as an invitation to sex unles made absolutely clear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moved to my dads when I was 16 recently moved back were I grew up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, go for it, this is only a win win situation ... I can't think of anything that could go wrong and lead to a bad outcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine someday in the future some young guy fucking your wife behind your back.

Feels good

Innit

there's a lot of guys that get off on that "

Same guys that quote "bro's before hoe's" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May be ask will i press charges when husband smacks me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

You're talking as if you're the one who has a decision to make

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A lot of mixed answers well a cup of tea can't do no harm I will update soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, go for it, this is only a win win situation ... I can't think of anything that could go wrong and lead to a bad outcome "

Husband coming home from work catching me with his wife bent over love the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy! "

haha then there will be problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy! "

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home early he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she is a scouser like u then she might just try and nick your wallet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home early he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in."

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"A lot of mixed answers well a cup of tea can't do no harm I will update soon "

That's what they all say... you want to fuck her simple as..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all assuming the husband doesn't know. Perhaps they have planned it between them as the idea turns them on. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home early he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in."

I don't think its cynicism at all, its pure realism; if it was my wife, I'd kick he shit out of him and throw her out on her ear clothed or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all assuming the husband doesn't know. Perhaps they have planned it between them as the idea turns them on. Just a thought "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what happens. Just let us all know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home early he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in."

I wouldn't have a problem with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home early he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in. "

WOW now that would be a dream come true

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

would suggest OP you re evaluate your 'radar'..

that she may have brushed your arm is no indicator that she wants any other contact than that..

wishful thinking is one thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked a friends 18 year old son once well more than once !!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Well he keeps posting on here, he'll never even get the cup of tea at this rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home early he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true "

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ??

you ever heard that expression don't shit on your own door step "

He wouldn't be! He would be shitting on next doors doorstep :p

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Sure, what could possibly go wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too close for comfort so don't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucked a friends 18 year old son once well more than once !! "

Lucky boy

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Don't shit close to where you eat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well he keeps posting on here, he'll never even get the cup of tea at this rate."

Husband is in works mon to fri cup of tea tomorrow

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

Never shit on your own door step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Go for it and ignore the jealousy on here. Majority would jump at the chance if in the same situation

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By *aughtylittlemeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

No! If she wants to cheat let her but don't do it on your door step, you need to think about what happens if he finds out/she tells him. Imagine what your parents would think too!!

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By *uper_gMan
over a year ago

london

I have done this except my neighbour called me over after getting home from djing one night and her hubby was working away! We exchanged numbers and were texting after etc and he found out! I think she might of wanted him to find out possibly! Not sure....

He never approached me about it ever but I got some evil looks from him!

Never learnt my lesson!! And would do it all over again!! So go for it mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen."

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too close for comfort.... Try next door but one!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......"

He'll leave the pizza on the table reveals a massive cock, and joins in ...then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yrs fuck her good I fucked my neighbours wife was amazing fucked her for 3 months

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Yrs fuck her good I fucked my neighbours wife was amazing fucked her for 3 months "

Wow you must have been knackered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......

He'll leave the pizza on the table reveals a massive cock, and joins in ...then"

Her husband arrives home early (already pre arranged with the wife) whips out his 9" of manhood saying to you ' your mine sweet cheeks"! Then.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Assuming you aren't some elaborate troll.......

Why the ever loving hell would you ask such a stupid question? smh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should this not be in the 'stories & Fansaties' section... "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......

He'll leave the pizza on the table reveals a massive cock, and joins in ...then"

The plumber arrives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I loved it god I miss her pussy

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......

He'll leave the pizza on the table reveals a massive cock, and joins in ...then

Her husband arrives home early (already pre arranged with the wife) whips out his 9" of manhood saying to you ' your mine sweet cheeks"! Then. "

rips off the cute pair of shorts that had started the whole thing...then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy! "
Just spat my coffee out lol

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

If you feel that you need to ask for advice whether or not to fuck her then the answer is NO

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR

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By *a35ukMan
over a year ago

Hailsham

As a young guy you will learn self control

Remember good things come to those who wait

I have a neighbour who wants me but I'm enjoying the flirt too much to do anything with her though not saying it won't happen

My advice is wait if its going to happen it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......

He'll leave the pizza on the table reveals a massive cock, and joins in ...then

Her husband arrives home early (already pre arranged with the wife) whips out his 9" of manhood saying to you ' your mine sweet cheeks"! Then.

rips off the cute pair of shorts that had started the whole thing...then"

Exposing the tiny dick has the couple piss themselves laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simple answer is no, if she was single yes definately. Just think through the consequences, angry hubby springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

I guess it all depends on whether or not you have any honor, or sense thereof, at all. That will answer the question for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i reckon you should bum her silly!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Well the day's come and gone, is he now balls deep or balls gone?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It's a trap"

That's exactly what Admiral Ackbar says in 'Return of the Jedi'....be warned, young padowan. All that glitters is not gold.

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Ohhhhhh stop it now. This thread has had me laughing so much I nearly wet myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope.. get verified on here first..so she knows if gen or not

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

fuck .. or fuck not... there is no ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should ask her her opinion of your near total lack of punctuation in your original post.

That should be an ice breaker, and may possibly lead to her getting horny and wet for you, ripping off your clothes, and pleasuring your comma, or even colon if you are that way inclined .

Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you should ask her her opinion of your near total lack of punctuation in your original post.

That should be an ice breaker, and may possibly lead to her getting horny and wet for you, ripping off your clothes, and pleasuring your comma, or even colon if you are that way inclined .

Have fun."

Is his neighbour an English teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're 23 and your neighbour hasn't seen you since you were little? Is she not very observant?

"

That's quality hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh stop it now. This thread has had me laughing so much I nearly wet myself. "
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Lmao me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home early he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in. "

Mum, dad & daughter, lovely image of family ties in deepest scouseland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......"

Who just happens to be a cousin !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy!

Such cynicism. I think it's much more likely that if he comes home earliest he'll find the sight of his wife being fucked by a young stud he will simply want to join in.

Also, imagine their surprise when the hot 18 year old daughter comes home from college unexpectedly and wants to join in.

WOW now that would be a dream come true

If porn has taught us anything it's that this will definatley happen.

Yeah, the daughter is bound to be an anal virgin too and decide that she wants to try it then and there. Then the pizza delivery guy will show up......

He'll leave the pizza on the table reveals a massive cock, and joins in ...then

The plumber arrives? "

Any room for uncle freddy ?

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

you ever heard that expression don't shit on your own door step "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dont do it since ur in liverpool just drop her a note to join here and i will check her out for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you ever heard that expression don't shit on your own door step "

Yeah, if you do fuck her don't then shit on their doorstep. That will really piss everyone off.

Probably best avoid shitting on anyone's doorstep, the posty is going to end up walking that through the whole street!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't, not without her hubby's permission.

That is outright cheating and nothing to do with swinging.

If everyone knows and is fine with it then nobody gets hurt, they just have fun.

Taking another mans wife without their knowledge and understanding is a path of future hell I would not recommend for anyone.

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By *igerkittyCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

fuck her brains out fella she prob yearning for young cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it. Cup of tea and a digestive won't hurt. Just don't dunk your biscuit!!!!! She's probably just bored and wants a chat and flirt. Nothing wrong there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would suggest OP you re evaluate your 'radar'..

that she may have brushed your arm is no indicator that she wants any other contact than that..

wishful thinking is one thing.."

She wants him to cut the grass, hubby is a lazy git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biting my tongue here as fed up having forum timeouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

Go do it please .....and I hope the husband catches you and breaks your legs ....lmao

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Biting my tongue here as fed up having forum timeouts "

I wonder if you'll get one for mentioning that!!!!

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By *estless in batterseaMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"The risk will be all worth it when he punches your lights out,kicks her out,she has to move in with you and you discover she farts in bed,has morning breath that would strip wallpaper and crusty knickers .....enjoy! Just spat my coffee out lol "
how come everyone seems to be drinking coffee whilst perusing the forum and why do they always spit it out after reading some boring post? Is there any "coffee" left by the end of their browsing session...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

No. If this is genuine, I don't think you should, and I think the fact you're asking us probably means you don't think you should either, or you'd just do it! However, if this is, as I suspect, too far fetched and a fantasy post, have a wank and leave other people's partners alone unless you have both of their expressed permission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you live next door to me ?

just checking that's all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I assume this guy did fuck her....got caught and is now bandaged up to the eyeballs in hospital; hence the lack of feedback Guess the OP took some of your sarcastic responses quite literally hhahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I assume this guy did fuck her....got caught and is now bandaged up to the eyeballs in hospital; hence the lack of feedback Guess the OP took some of your sarcastic responses quite literally hhahaa "

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I wouldn't fuck my neighbours wife......but I'd ride him till it broke haha

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By *ka_tessandjoeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton and all over UK

If he hasnt yet may i suggest. He bangs the living day lights sexually out both of them behind each others back n see who comes round 1st when it goes tits up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So did anyone in Liverool hear the Bom Chicka Wah Wah of 70's porn film guitar yesterday as the OP went to check on her....plumbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, go for it, this is only a win win situation ... I can't think of anything that could go wrong and lead to a bad outcome

Husband coming home from work catching me with his wife bent over love the risk"

Do you love the idea of walking (assuming you still can...) around with a titanium plate reforming one side of your face after her old man finds out, too..? If you do, then go right ahead. But speaking personally, I've have never found hospital food to my taste....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss read my neighbour once advance once before she had the touch that was for to long all that but a miss placed kiss her pulling away and me looking a fool

At least I tried and failed and am not thinking hmmmm I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you live next door to me ?

just checking that's all...."

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"would suggest OP you re evaluate your 'radar'..

that she may have brushed your arm is no indicator that she wants any other contact than that..

wishful thinking is one thing..

She wants him to cut the grass, hubby is a lazy git. "

poor blokes probably knackered after working hard to keep her in curlers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you ever heard that expression don't shit on your own door step

Yeah, if you do fuck her don't then shit on their doorstep. That will really piss everyone off.

Probably best avoid shitting on anyone's doorstep, the posty is going to end up walking that through the whole street! "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha. What could go wrong....?

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

All you guys need to look into how that would make you feel if it were your wife,with your kids upstairs. Yes she may well consent but take it from me the consequences may well far outweigh your little buzz.

This is a guy's wife,maybe the mother to his children. If this is without any input from him you could get the pasting of your life.

I know what I'd do. Leave it for the wank bankor get everything you deserve.

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "
Now what has this got to do with us???

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By *isa and HeddoCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? Now what has this got to do with us???"

Human beings being human beings, we just wonder what happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you fuck her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like your neighbour yeh lol... But if he's I nice guy I couldn't, guilt would kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope ya like hospital food lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'm not in hospital ! Went for a cup of tea yesterday morning we were talking she told me how they hardley sleep together well she started kissing me and we ended up fucking in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you dunk your hob nob!!!!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I'm not in hospital ! Went for a cup of tea yesterday morning we were talking she told me how they hardley sleep together well she started kissing me and we ended up fucking in the kitchen "

I've come across quite few couples who never fuck each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm not in hospital ! Went for a cup of tea yesterday morning we were talking she told me how they hardley sleep together well she started kissing me and we ended up fucking in the kitchen "
well done !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And did you arrange to mow her lawn as a thank you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And did you arrange to mow her lawn as a thank you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ill mow her lawn anytime if she fucks me like that again might take up gardening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldnt ! X .... Well maybe.... Yeah ok do !! LOL

Your Profile says you are househunting so maybe be moving away anyway ? he he ! Fuck and run

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I wouldnt ! X .... Well maybe.... Yeah ok do !! LOL

Your Profile says you are househunting so maybe be moving away anyway ? he he ! Fuck and run "

I might as well satisfy her till I get my own place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen my Milf of a neighbour before I'm 90% sure she was hinting to bed me I go out to the car to get something in my shorts she's cutting the grass and calls me over and says how she hasn't seen me since I was little and how much iv grown up and that I should knock through the week for a catch up stroking my arm but I grew up here I know her husband goes to work at 7 and is back around 7 the question is......

Should I fuck her ?? "

Lmfao course you should my lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I wouldnt ! X .... Well maybe.... Yeah ok do !! LOL

Your Profile says you are househunting so maybe be moving away anyway ? he he ! Fuck and run "

Agreed lol

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm not in hospital ! Went for a cup of tea yesterday morning we were talking she told me how they hardley sleep together well she started kissing me and we ended up fucking in the kitchen "
was her hubby watching then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do it, what could go wrong?

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