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By *lam rocker OP   Man
over a year ago

Tain

Well, all this talk of cock size makes me think that there is no standard way of measuring the size of your cock.

I think mine is pretty average but I have never measured it! Why? Well, where do I start? I know where it ends but the start position is too varied. Do I measure from the top, the bottom, the side, with a bottle, a can, a sky remote, a woman's hand (now that one sounds like fun)? The choice is endless.

I think we should get a new British Standard for cock length.

BS69 - (British Standard if you don't lie, Bull Sh*t if you do).

Tell me how you measure yours and let's try get a standardised measurement that compares like for like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just tell everyone its 12 inch lol ok it isn't really

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By *rof. Brian cocksMan
over a year ago

sheffield

From the top where the coat hanger would nestle if someone hung their coat on it! Seems like the only fair place to me. Underneath you get a longer measure but where does cock end and balls start really? It would mean your nob got longer as you got older!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the top where the coat hanger would nestle if someone hung their coat on it! Seems like the only fair place to me. Underneath you get a longer measure but where does cock end and balls start really? It would mean your nob got longer as you got older!! "

CoatHangers??? That's a whole new thread lol.

I do think SKY should start putting a ruler on their remotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just measured because of this thread 7 1/2 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it right and the women will come literally lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm sure some of the chaps who message me start their measuring from their arm pit or someplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id agree with above 10" on here means 5" in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my says reaches all the spots don't fall out when in difficult DV style positions gags a ladie and most of ill has 12 stone of power along with a strong athlete to keep it going that all I happy with in a willy dong lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Id agree with above 10" on here means 5" in real life "

"internet inches" Double it and add a couple for good luck.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the size its what you can do satisfying a woman in more than one way can wrk well try starting with can I take you shopping

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By *otcanidoforuMan
over a year ago

polegate


"Its not the size its what you can do satisfying a woman in more than one way can wrk well try starting with can I take you shopping "

And here's my PIN number !

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By *ove to watch in suffolkMan
over a year ago

stowmarket

i have some 3/4 size sky remote's for sale lol

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds


"i have some 3/4 size sky remote's for sale lol

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Can I have two, placed end to end ill look gargantuan!!

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By *otcanidoforuMan
over a year ago

polegate

Can someone measure mine ? I can't do metric lol

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