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"Hell yes! I arraned a meet once and when I turned up and was shown in the place looked like the next Hoarders documentary was about to be filmed! I just turned right on around and left. " Oh Christ me too! I arrived for a meet once and the house was so appalling I went home and picked up that old sofa and mattress that I'd been meaning to dump for ages. She didn't even notice. | |||
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"I know I'm probably a bit OCD but does anyone else spend more time examining people's houses in their pics than the people in them? I am slightly put off a meet if they have an untidy house in pic lol. Put the fricking washing away and have a dust!!!" Yes I've noticed the empty beers cans, milk cartons and the pile of washing too | |||
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"put the washing away yes, but you must have good eyesight to see dust. " Like a hawk. Ps. That sideboard needs a quick wipe lol. | |||
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"I know I'm probably a bit OCD but does anyone else spend more time examining people's houses in their pics than the people in them? I am slightly put off a meet if they have an untidy house in pic lol. Put the fricking washing away and have a dust!!!" Yes I have not met a few people because they have sent me a pic and the room in the background was a mess lol. tidy up pleas, were coming round lol. x x | |||
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"Hell yes! I arraned a meet once and when I turned up and was shown in the place looked like the next Hoarders documentary was about to be filmed! I just turned right on around and left. " Honestly?? What did you say? You must have said something? | |||
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"Couldn't agree more, some of the pictures are absolutely gross, if that's how people treat there homes then they surely can't have a great approach to their hygiene and sexual health either!!" My feelings exactly. If you can't tidy your home then what hope does the Downstairs dept. have lol. | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ???" Ohhh, Is mismatching bra and panties a big no no? Gulp! | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ???" Sex photos where people are still wearing sports socks!!! WTF! How can you get totally naked but forget about socks lol | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ??? Ohhh, Is mismatching bra and panties a big no no? Gulp! " Well it is in my book maybe I'm too OCD on that ? | |||
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" Like a hawk. Ps. That sideboard needs a quick wipe lol. " mao. | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ??? Sex photos where people are still wearing sports socks!!! WTF! How can you get totally naked but forget about socks lol" I've had to ask/ tell men to remove their socks ! | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ??? Ohhh, Is mismatching bra and panties a big no no? Gulp! " Is that why you've hidden your profile ? | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ??? Ohhh, Is mismatching bra and panties a big no no? Gulp! " Too be honest they're not usually on long enough to notice lol. | |||
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"I know I'm probably a bit OCD but does anyone else spend more time examining people's houses in their pics than the people in them? I am slightly put off a meet if they have an untidy house in pic lol. Put the fricking washing away and have a dust!!!" HA HA me too had this as my status the other day.. It's not that I'm looking but you can't help but notice. I mean dirty drawers on the floor at least have a quick whip round before taking a picture. | |||
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"Me too, dislike all of the above plus I don't want to see pictures of your kids in the background or a load of kids toys overflowing from a toy box in the room either." Toys deffo. I once Impaled myself on Buzz Lightyear! To infinity and A &E lol. | |||
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"can you also make sure that if you are taking a selfie in the toilet, please hang the toilet roll the correct way round on the holder." Wow. Thought it was just me that knew there was a right way to hang the toilet roll!!!! Maybe I am normal. | |||
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"Well... if that's the most fun you lot can get out of perving other peoples pics? then yer probs doin it wrong! Is this how you display discretion and maturity? I'm sure all the pernickity, judgemental, assumptions are a massive turn on! " Quit your moaning and give the hoover and quick run out! | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ??? Ohhh, Is mismatching bra and panties a big no no? Gulp! Well it is in my book maybe I'm too OCD on that ? " Well, if your wearing, say white trousers and a black top, i would go for a white thong and black bra so that is deffo not matching, what would you do? | |||
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"Ehhh...??? I think you'll find it was EVERYONE else moaning...sherlock! " Don't forget to lift the ornaments when you polish hun. | |||
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" Well, if your wearing, say white trousers and a black top, i would go for a white thong and black bra so that is deffo not matching, what would you do?" ive done the same :P x | |||
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" Well, if your wearing, say white trousers and a black top, i would go for a white thong and black bra so that is deffo not matching, what would you do? ive done the same :P x" Me too | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ??? Ohhh, Is mismatching bra and panties a big no no? Gulp! Well it is in my book maybe I'm too OCD on that ? Well, if your wearing, say white trousers and a black top, i would go for a white thong and black bra so that is deffo not matching, what would you do?" But I mean those posing in their grey knickers and red bras | |||
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" A few clothes thrown on the bed in a moment of passion.... Stained carpet, rubbish on floor, kfc chicken bones on bedside cabinet kids pics next to dildo.....yep your way to filthy for me.....always good to do a little detective work prior to emailing." Hey don't knock the KFC chicken bones. Always handy if you get the munchies mid shag! | |||
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"Ehhh...??? I think you'll find it was EVERYONE else moaning...sherlock! Don't forget to lift the ornaments when you polish hun. " I don't do old folk junk but ta for thinkin maybe I do! | |||
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"Ehhh...??? I think you'll find it was EVERYONE else moaning...sherlock! Don't forget to lift the ornaments when you polish hun. I don't do old folk junk but ta for thinkin maybe I do!" I'm a bit paranoid about what's in my house now....I'm 43 do I qualify as old folk now ? | |||
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"Ehhh...??? I think you'll find it was EVERYONE else moaning...sherlock! Don't forget to lift the ornaments when you polish hun. I don't do old folk junk but ta for thinkin maybe I do!" I'm a bit paranoid about what's in my house now....I'm 43 do I qualify as old folk now ? | |||
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"Ehhh...??? I think you'll find it was EVERYONE else moaning...sherlock! Don't forget to lift the ornaments when you polish hun. I don't do old folk junk but ta for thinkin maybe I do! I'm a bit paranoid about what's in my house now....I'm 43 do I qualify as old folk now ?" Don't ask me, I'm not with the background squad! | |||
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"This must be the first time the peeping tom thinks he has a RIGHT to chap the door of the person he's peeping at, to tell them their house is messy,...and to get it sorted!! you all are bonkers!! I would tell you all to fuck off...ya stalkers! " Gosh you have taken offence to what was a light hearted thread. Hope you haven't been embarrased! I'm sure a quick whizz round with Mr Sheen will do the trick! | |||
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"Couldn't agree more, some of the pictures are absolutely gross, if that's how people treat there homes then they surely can't have a great approach to their hygiene and sexual health either!!" | |||
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"Me too, dislike all of the above plus I don't want to see pictures of your kids in the background or a load of kids toys overflowing from a toy box in the room either. Toys deffo. I once Impaled myself on Buzz Lightyear! To infinity and A &E lol." Ha ha love this | |||
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"I've taken NO offence, was that another assumption?" My mistake. Apologies. Now don't forget to look under the sofa. Bet there's something lurking lol. An old Iron Bruuuuuuu bottle maybe lol. | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ??? Sex photos where people are still wearing sports socks!!! WTF! How can you get totally naked but forget about socks lol" Sports socks no no no! | |||
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"Auntie Gok says rock the mis-matched undies...and I do ! I don't conform! " Good on ye, you rebel! | |||
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"I've taken NO offence, was that another assumption? My mistake. Apologies. Now don't forget to look under the sofa. Bet there's something lurking lol. An old Iron Bruuuuuuu bottle maybe lol." *cough* Irn Bru *cough* | |||
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"Please, I understand that I'm not featured in Ideal Homes etc, under this nom do plume, but if unsure how to stage your pics, taken at your home, follow a few simple rules. Clutter is usually something to clear away for good. (This includes other people's good, not just your own). Patterns are best if they're complementary - don't push the boat too much into unexplored territories. If you have an aversion to house cleaning etc, shove all of your pizza trays, beer cans, fag ends, post, used condoms and tissues, ear wax and other bodily secretions, as well as your unwashed clothing at least out of sight. Unless there's a mirror that can reflect these horrors, get the camera positioned in front of your slag heap. Whilst use of dustbins might be acceptable to some, please do consider your responsibility to recycle and to keep overflowing bins outdoors. Also think of the possibility of vermin popping into view, at the moment the shutter closes – uneaten food will invite them! Minority interests are likely to deter the many. As a hobbying taxidermist etc, pop those unfinished stuffed animals out of the way too. Likewise any weapons or many restraint tools. Tidy up any mags that may give away your deepest, socially unacceptable desires. Some historic period items and styles merge well together, so a little art deco, with some modern chic may well really impress – if in doubt, don’t. If you've some dirty 1970's curtains, and Victorian dark furniture, coupled with stuff you've collected at car boot sales all on top of each other, your viewers may be a little less forgiving than your nan. Likewise if your rooms are so crammed with stuff that there looks little room to breathe, take immediate action. Potential visitors may want to know that they could make a quick exit, if needed, rather than trip over a poorly placed reproduction 70's disco ball that's fallen from the ceiling, whilst you were off your face one night. Bed linen, if you're posing in the bedroom, should be absolutely clean and fresh - it needs to invite. And invite more than an autonomic nervous system's projectile vomiting from your viewers. Think, if they're viewing and sicking up, are they really likely to come fuck with you? " This! | |||
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"Glad our house is clean, but I am a cleaning freak so it's not often our house is "dirty" or messy. I do like to clean with some good tunes on and only wear lingerie or sometimes naked if it's laundry day lol;-)" Well if you ever want to clean my house lol. | |||
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"Oh dear God, I can't believe this thread! I know several biker mates who's houses are a mess but their machines sparkle. Don't ever assume that a tidy house means poor hygiene. Pristine mowed lawns, no old furniture, picket fences, 2.4 kids, loving Mr average. I'm happy being me, not going to change that for any f**Ker.... (my mind is my dirtiest place)... " Me too, I've come across people with immaculate houses but have had bad b o or bad breath....... So you can't always judge a book by its cover. A | |||
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"Me too, dislike all of the above plus I don't want to see pictures of your kids in the background or a load of kids toys overflowing from a toy box in the room either. Toys deffo. I once Impaled myself on Buzz Lightyear! To infinity and A &E lol." This really made me giggle ,thank you I'm awake | |||
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"I know I'm probably a bit OCD but does anyone else spend more time examining people's houses in their pics than the people in them? I am slightly put off a meet if they have an untidy house in pic lol. Put the fricking washing away and have a dust!!!" I agree | |||
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"I know I'm probably a bit OCD but does anyone else spend more time examining people's houses in their pics than the people in them? I am slightly put off a meet if they have an untidy house in pic lol. Put the fricking washing away and have a dust!!!" Oh yes and I'm not even going to their homes | |||
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"I'm also a background scanner, a dirty, scruffy, untidy house would definitely put me off. I also look at the bedroom/bedding to see if it is particularly feminine etc when I've received messages from single guys. Its amazing how many single guys are into flowery bedding, handbags, make up, Tampax etc!!" I do the same lol | |||
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" Well, if your wearing, say white trousers and a black top, i would go for a white thong and black bra so that is deffo not matching, what would you do?" Having seen your photos, take them off? | |||
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"I just cleaned my bedroom because I'm away next week lol" oops have whole house to do this week hope to get some me time | |||
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"I just cleaned my bedroom because I'm away next week lol" You don't want the burglars thinking badly of you. | |||
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"How about the people in once white underwear which is now grey? Or mismatching bra and pants ???" On the other hand, some of us don't have the money to buy matching sets and the few I have, are several years old but I don't actually wear them unless I am meeting someone to play | |||
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"If people are so shallow that they find the background in pics off putting, then I am grateful that they have shown themselves! " Would hardly consider it 'shallow'.......anyway put the hoover round and have a quick tidy up lol. | |||
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"I'm also a background scanner, a dirty, scruffy, untidy house would definitely put me off. I also look at the bedroom/bedding to see if it is particularly feminine etc when I've received messages from single guys. Its amazing how many single guys are into flowery bedding, handbags, make up, Tampax etc!!" Nooo you're mistaken. The tampax and make up are just in case any ladies have forgotten theirs and hey why can't a guy enjoy flowery bedding and a handbag. Some people are just soooo suspicious! Oh and that wedding pic in the background isn't how it seems. It was just a friend in fancy dress. Honest! | |||
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"I just cleaned my bedroom because I'm away next week lol You don't want the burglars thinking badly of you." my son is home hopefully won't get any | |||
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"If people are so shallow that they find the background in pics off putting, then I am grateful that they have shown themselves! Would hardly consider it 'shallow'.......anyway put the hoover round and have a quick tidy up lol." Or ye could piss off and look at someone else's pics instead! | |||
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"I just cleaned my bedroom because I'm away next week lol You don't want the burglars thinking badly of you.my son is home hopefully won't get any" ] He will no doubt turn it into a shithole within a few minutes of you shutting the front door. Mine do. | |||
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"Auntie Gok says rock the mis-matched undies...and I do ! I don't conform! " | |||
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"If people are so shallow that they find the background in pics off putting, then I am grateful that they have shown themselves! Would hardly consider it 'shallow'.......anyway put the hoover round and have a quick tidy up lol. Or ye could piss off and look at someone else's pics instead! " Such an aggressive person. How unpleasant. | |||
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"If people are so shallow that they find the background in pics off putting, then I am grateful that they have shown themselves! Would hardly consider it 'shallow'.......anyway put the hoover round and have a quick tidy up lol. Or ye could piss off and look at someone else's pics instead! Such an aggressive person. How unpleasant. " How untrue also, I'm direct and truthful not aggressive at all! | |||
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"If people are so shallow that they find the background in pics off putting, then I am grateful that they have shown themselves! Would hardly consider it 'shallow'.......anyway put the hoover round and have a quick tidy up lol. Or ye could piss off and look at someone else's pics instead! Such an aggressive person. How unpleasant. How untrue also, I'm direct and truthful not aggressive at all! " Like I said aggressive and unpleasant. | |||
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