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What does my profile say about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feel free to be brutal, I won't take offence, but I might cry in a corner.

Then why not play the review the profile above game, obviously if folks are willing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile says

"I myself would not describe myself as professional, more enthusiastic amateur with potential. Cleanliness and discretion assured from myself, I must expect I'm rather hoping that anybody else would take a bath at least once a week whether they need or not; flu, yellow fever and TB vaccinations are also encouraged.

Hello, well please forgive me, suppose I'm a kinky kind of chap, who likes nothing more than wanking on cam. Don't mind who watches and I enjoy being told what people would like to do with my nice hard dick.

There you go, thats off my chest, I look forward to you seeing me.

Please, if you've viewed my profile and you're not too repulsed, disturbed or even bored, throw a wink my way it's kind of like saying hi.

To Sidney university a big hello. HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO"

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but i think its silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf"

He asked what his profile says about him, so thought I'd show him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Silly works, mister E, I like your literal interpretation of my inner turmoil and torment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tells me you like forming big long sentences to say very little

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By *floversCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Haha love this site ..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's better gobbledygook than I could manage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wdh, you use longer sentances, but they actually say something of substance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's better gobbledygook than I could manage "

Lol snap, and I can gobbeldygook in Welsh as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that the same as gobbleaduke.

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By *floversCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Wdh, you use longer sentances, but they actually say something of substance."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile says

"I myself would not describe myself as professional, more enthusiastic amateur with potential. Cleanliness and discretion assured from myself, I must expect I'm rather hoping that anybody else would take a bath at least once a week whether they need or not; flu, yellow fever and TB vaccinations are also encouraged.

Hello, well please forgive me, suppose I'm a kinky kind of chap, who likes nothing more than wanking on cam. Don't mind who watches and I enjoy being told what people would like to do with my nice hard dick.

There you go, thats off my chest, I look forward to you seeing me.

Please, if you've viewed my profile and you're not too repulsed, disturbed or even bored, throw a wink my way it's kind of like saying hi.

To Sidney university a big hello. HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO"

Hope that helps"

Thanks that saved me looking ...... And that told me you like to wank on cam !!!!! Not much else really !!!!

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By *floversCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Actually hubby wrote it haha I don't do long sentences x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile says your a wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ms hx, your profile says that you are funny, comfortable in your own body, although maybe a little worried that others may think differently.

Your mind is the gateway to the lovely rude bits that lots of guys want to get straight to, oh and you have piggy slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ms hx, your profile says that you are funny, comfortable in your own body, although maybe a little worried that others may think differently.

Your mind is the gateway to the lovely rude bits that lots of guys want to get straight to, oh and you have piggy slippers."

Spot on !!!!! But you forgot the bit about me Not liking to wank on cam !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, I thought that was inferred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other then saying you like to wank in cam and have a sense of humour not suited to me, it actually says very little about you.

Humour in profiles is great, but yours reads to me that you are trying a bit too hard to come across as funny and it's actually uncomfortable to read.

It's a reasonable 1st attempt and it does stand out from the others, but not necessarily for the right reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for that, you are right, I thought I was coming across as a witty, articulate not too pushy guy. In reality I am a bit of a wanker.

Reconstruction work will be done presently, can you recommend anything to keep or should it all go.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Thanks for that, you are right, I thought I was coming across as a witty, articulate not too pushy guy. In reality I am a bit of a wanker.

Reconstruction work will be done presently, can you recommend anything to keep or should it all go."

Ditch it all apart from the wanking bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for that, you are right, I thought I was coming across as a witty, articulate not too pushy guy. In reality I am a bit of a wanker.

Reconstruction work will be done presently, can you recommend anything to keep or should it all go.

Ditch it all apart from the wanking bit "

Put some sexism in there as well. Always goes down well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, what about the new me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, what about the new me."

Now it says you don't want to meet your just here for sexting and photo swapping ... And if that's what I was looking for I'd give you a go as you sound like you could be fun .... But I'm not !! Lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


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Humour in profiles is great.....

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Its compulsory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, what about the new me.

Now it says you don't want to meet your just here for sexting and photo swapping ... And if that's what I was looking for I'd give you a go as you sound like you could be fun .... But I'm not !! Lol"

Ah! Bugger, but I guess, I am what I am, which brings me back to the "I'm a wanker" drawing board. I shall now crawl back under the stone fro hence I came.

Not for long though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, what about the new me.

Now it says you don't want to meet your just here for sexting and photo swapping ... And if that's what I was looking for I'd give you a go as you sound like you could be fun .... But I'm not !! Lol

Ah! Bugger, but I guess, I am what I am, which brings me back to the "I'm a wanker" drawing board. I shall now crawl back under the stone fro hence I came.

Not for long though."

Arr !! Well if we are honest we are all wankers ! Lol !! Can't see why the word is used as a put down !!! But ha ho !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your quite right and let's face it, it can be fun.

Oh see, there I go again. I think I might wear boxing gloves for a month and see if there is any discernible difference to my personality.

I might look a bit funny on the bus though.

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