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By *absFrenchGent OP   Man
over a year ago

stafford

Ok so today I read a woman's status and I didn't know wether to laugh or just pity her , it read " I can't reach my bum/ass to shave it can someone come and do it for me " ... wtf ??!! Go outside and get yourself a branch from a tree and some tape and do it yourself you moron !!! Some people just don't have any self-esteem at all .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i find that quite amusing,did she have a pic with a hairy bum lol prob just a bit of a joke,people d? tend to have sense of humours,cant always be serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally i find that quite amusing,did she have a pic with a hairy bum lol prob just a bit of a joke,people d? tend to have sense of humours,cant always be serious "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill out man it was probably someone with a GSOH having a laugh. Better that than alot of the strict do's and don'ts on some profiles.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'd have seen it as a joke: not a funny one but a joke nonetheless. It wouldn't put me off like the "any dirty sluts free for a pounding nearby" types!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just write whats on my mind at the time, i dont expect people to make sense of it, or to get my sense of humour. thats too bad, at least im not boasting about the number of men i have met.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd have checked to see if her location was Twycross Zoo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...i usually write statuses for a laugh at time and other time when im being serious.

Sometimes you just need to lighten things up. Those that know me..usually respond to my weird status updates lol but thats because they know im having a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...i usually write statuses for a laugh at time and other time when im being serious.

Sometimes you just need to lighten things up. Those that know me..usually respond to my weird status updates lol but thats because they know im having a laugh

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Good for you, that is how it should be. I respond to friends status updates and can quite often have a laugh, especially with there is a private joke behind it. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if weird/bizarre/downright mental status' make me a moron then so be it!!

personally i think the funnier or crazier the status, the more likely i am to message or respond to them!!

unlike statuses that say "horny now, come get me"

lighten up dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have everything from song lyrics to some bizarre random stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a status abt a pic i put up yest of a car number plate spelling big bum thort it funny,todAY im laughing abt them rejecting it after 14hrs on the site, so call it the moan of the day status, i think fun statuses are more interest ing in my friends feeds,and peop know i like a gd moan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have seen it as a joke: not a funny one but a joke nonetheless. It wouldn't put me off like the "any dirty sluts free for a pounding nearby" types! "
Ha ha love this!

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I always put crazy statuses up!!! Whether it be sarcastic/funny/moany etc freedom of speech and all that lol

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Updates should be fun & I prefer the ones that are a bit bonkers. I sometimes use my updates to post stuff I couldn't put on Twitter where there's more of a family audience

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I put whatever pops into my head... it may seem random to some but often its directed at someone. .. I wish more people would update more often. I find reading them amusing

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

thats what we would call GOOD CRACK

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By *absFrenchGent OP   Man
over a year ago

stafford

You might be right and I didn't understand that it was a joke .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally i find that quite amusing,did she have a pic with a hairy bum lol prob just a bit of a joke,people d? tend to have sense of humours,cant always be serious "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...i usually write statuses for a laugh at time and other time when im being serious.

Sometimes you just need to lighten things up. Those that know me..usually respond to my weird status updates lol but thats because they know im having a laugh

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Yeah me too. Sometimes joking, sometimes irritated, sometimes something nice has happened. Often it's a clue to someone who knows me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not to keen on the whingeing moaning statuses or the " I'm leaving ones" I used to be on Facebook left over a year ago now and some people seemed to need to give everyone a blow by blow of their poor pathetic lives on there I just don't see the need

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just having my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just having my tea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite status is 'im sweating like a beaver' hahah that always gets responses...

...go on, try it lol

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

yep its still gravy day

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"My favourite status is 'im sweating like a beaver' hahah that always gets responses...

...go on, try it lol

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no way.... I said I was bored yesterday and some of the messages I got from that were shocking! Must admit I was not bored anymore though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably a joke, I like humour on a status/profile, mine has a bit too, its often helped break the ice, can recall some really bad statuses and this isn't one of them. and some people do actually enjoy removing other peoples hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite status is 'im sweating like a beaver' hahah that always gets responses...

...go on, try it lol

no way.... I said I was bored yesterday and some of the messages I got from that were shocking! Must admit I was not bored anymore though "

Never a dull moment with you hehe

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By *absFrenchGent OP   Man
over a year ago

stafford

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