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The Magic Tractor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Magic Tractor....it turned into a field...hehehe

Ok its a crap joke...but does anyone know a joke as bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "he's trying to pull a fast one".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

crikey,I thought my jokes were bad

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

whats brown and sticky?

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..a stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did someone mention tractors?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?.

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A stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a fly with no wings?

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A walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a fly with no wings or legs?

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A currant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what do you call a fly with no wings or legs?

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A currant"

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

local baker got electricuted yesterday!

He slipped on a bun and a current went up his ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into a bar last night and said OW ! it was an iron bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?"

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