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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know this heat isn't helping me, but no matter how hard I work it. I can't get it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late for flying a kite !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit late for flying a kite !!

Well its as high as a kite, but dangerous as DIY could poke someone in the eye

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Cold Shower ?????

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By *iss__KittyWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in Cornwall

"I know this heat isn't helping me, but no matter how hard I work it. I can't get it down

Sit on a bag of frozen peas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the screws out

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

"Come and see me

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think that was the response he was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its when you cant get it up thats when you worry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that i have that problem i may add lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the five fingered widow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that i have that problem i may add lol xx"
...quick turnaround

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think about cricket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that i have that problem i may add lol xx...quick turnaround

xxx"
Did not want ladies thinking im passed it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!"
owz that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!"
Just tried that and got a hard on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bucket of cold water and ice cubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smack it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a brick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bucket of cold water and ice cubes.

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he. wants it to seize not freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bricks .. One each hand .quickly bring together . Never have a hard on again ..Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just sleep on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bucket of cold water and ice cubes.

he. wants it to seize not freeze

might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or just sleep on it

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it keeps wakin im up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

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Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe drink and sleep that would help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are terrible

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your just a tease x

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"I know this heat isn't helping me, but no matter how hard I work it. I can't get it down

Blow it, bang it ,bash it , beat it, burn it , bruise it, bite it, crush it,

And if all that fails..............twelve pints of Stella should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

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Minny dont you dare lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

Minny dont you dare lol "

What ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

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You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hole available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses :q-DMinny dont you dare lol

What ??????"
i will give you what lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses :q-DMinny dont you dare lol

Yeah Yeah lol

What ??????i will give you what lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx"
.No i would like to stop now please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx.No i would like to stop now please lol

Game set and match to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx.No i would like to stop now please lol

Game set and match to me lol "
yes you are the champion xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have mty glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Did you fall asleep in your glasses

You tell me . You was there lol xxx mwah

You really want to go down this road xxx.No i would like to stop now please lol

Game set and match to me lol yes you are the champion xx

Oh I know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think about cricket!Just tried that and got a hard on lol

Oh please cricket seriously

Oh cricket you said ? Did not have my glasses on thought it said Television X ..lol

Such an easy mistake to make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

Subway and a bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

Subway and a bottle of wine

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you can have subway but no wine you only spill it lol xx mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

Subway and a bottle of wine

you can have subway but no wine you only spill it lol xx mwah "

Sleeping reflex from a snoring person not my fault xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your prize is ??????? Wait and see

Subway and a bottle of wine

you can have subway but no wine you only spill it lol xx mwah

Sleeping reflex from a snoring person not my fault xx"
Excuse me i said you won that one shuuuussh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crazed you need a woman to relieve your tension and push your boundries if all else fails watch some porn and do hand to hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh toshn if cricket gets you hard hun my advice is you need to get out more hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"crazed you need a woman to relieve your tension and push your boundries if all else fails watch some porn and do hand to hand lol

Know of any woman? My hand doesn't do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhhh toshn if cricket gets you hard hun my advice is you need to get out more hahaha

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Yeah cricket football loose women and corrie and im rock hard .. I need a life lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard of masturbation, Crazed? I hear it's pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you heard of masturbation, Crazed? I hear it's pretty good."

As I said in my first post. I have worked it hard and its not working much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then

I hear your very good with stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then

I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then

I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

Flattening things, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then

I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

Flattening things, lol"

Blimey I am not sure if that is a good or a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then

I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

Flattening things, lol

Blimey I am not sure if that is a good or a bad thing

Its a compliment and an invite

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ice cold bucket of water I reckon

What's wrong with you then

I hear your very good with stuff like that

Oh dear have the jungle drums been beating? What am I good with?

Flattening things, lol

Blimey I am not sure if that is a good or a bad thing

Its a compliment and an invite

lol"

Right I get it now

However all invites are vetted haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you start off by trying to get it to go down naturally, and if that doesnt work just hit it with a big hammer.

20+years of engineering experience speaking.

Failing that I normally go off and have a wank somewhere.

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