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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love filling a girl up with air and thrusting my cock back in deep and hearing the fart.

Anyone else like them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find most ladies do everything to avoid this noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be a bit of a mood killer in my experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a girl years ago that loved it. She would bend over and spread her arse wide for me to get as deep as I could. At first she was a little red faced, but soon got to love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find most ladies do everything to avoid this noise "

^^^^ this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeew!!!

Can think if nothing worse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find most ladies do everything to avoid this noise "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Ignore it its embarasing enough for most ladys

But tbh inside i have a little chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex used to fanny fart all the time, literally just moving around on bed whilst kissing before I had even touched her down below, she used to get really wet. Never encountered anything like it before or since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing most women probably don't enjoy fanny farts......especially when they're in Tescos shopping.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

what do you recommend to fill a girl up with air, Do you stop at a garage on the way home and use the airline or will a bicycle pump suffice ?

what psi do you recommend or does it vary from girl to girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find most ladies do everything to avoid this noise "

this.. I've only just got past the stage of running off in tears if this happens xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what do you recommend to fill a girl up with air, Do you stop at a garage on the way home and use the airline or will a bicycle pump suffice ?

what psi do you recommend or does it vary from girl to girl"

Ahhh I'm sure some pussys have a very high psi whereas others can probably be inflated with a quick puff. Might as well top up her water whilst inflating her too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not considerd polite in some countries or am i confusing it with burping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will admit in my younger days I could do this to order.

I'm a bit more sophisticated now though.

My new party trick is I arse fart like a trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I Ignore it its embarasing enough for most ladys

But tbh inside i have a little chuckle "

This haha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

first person to get the great escape tune wins a mars bar

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot

I guess it depends whether you get a kick from the vibrations as the air you pumped in escapes. Can be a right passion killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it, feel really embarrassed by it, but sometimes it can't be helped, especially when doing doggy style

(her)

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"what do you recommend to fill a girl up with air, Do you stop at a garage on the way home and use the airline or will a bicycle pump suffice ?

what psi do you recommend or does it vary from girl to girl"

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I find it more amusing that there are those who get emabarrassed about it than the noise itself. It's just air, inevitable if you are doing ass-up head-down doggy and pull all the way out.

Doesn't bother me in the slightest, in fact the vibrations feel pretty good!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I can't say I like it, but it's almost inevitable for doggy style, esp if hard and fast thrusting by the guy. I do try and avoid it if possible (unless with hubby, and then I don't mind)

One guy I played with the other week obviously loved it - if he wasn't getting me to do it enough with doggy style he was going down on me and blowing air in - it really turned him on, the vibrations against his face I just gave into it as he clearly got so much out of it!! Not sure what our crowd of watchers standing next to the bed thought, though!

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By *leasurexxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

i just laugh but that usually makes it happen more!! deffo ass up head down is worst pos for it..but i love it soooo much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i just laugh but that usually makes it happen more!! deffo ass up head down is worst pos for it..but i love it soooo much "

Me too and I get the giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only position that makes me do it is doggy, i avoid that position on meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the good old love puff. Always lightens the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what do you recommend to fill a girl up with air, Do you stop at a garage on the way home and use the airline or will a bicycle pump suffice ?

what psi do you recommend or does it vary from girl to girl"

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Ah the good old love puff. Always lightens the mood."

Hahaha love puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just Fanny, I heard Avril, and Jill fart also, definitly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah the good old love puff. Always lightens the mood."

hehe love puff never heard it called that before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really surprised by all the ladies.... Get over it! It happens and I say fuck through it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really surprised by all the ladies.... Get over it! It happens and I say fuck through it! "

Yeah quite right

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"I'm really surprised by all the ladies.... Get over it! It happens and I say fuck through it! "

agreed. ...I laugh it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah the good old love puff. Always lightens the mood."

I nearly spat my wine out laughing at this!!!!!

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By *DandPokeCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"I can't say I like it, but it's almost inevitable for doggy style, esp if hard and fast thrusting by the guy. I do try and avoid it if possible (unless with hubby, and then I don't mind)

One guy I played with the other week obviously loved it - if he wasn't getting me to do it enough with doggy style he was going down on me and blowing air in - it really turned him on, the vibrations against his face I just gave into it as he clearly got so much out of it!! Not sure what our crowd of watchers standing next to the bed thought, though! "

Lol

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By *uroladiesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh we love em. In fact we were rolling about the bed laughing last weekend when I broke the world record for the longest fanny fart ever. So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's great - almost akin to a round of applause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh we love em. In fact we were rolling about the bed laughing last weekend when I broke the world record for the longest fanny fart ever. So funny "

Keep it classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh we love em. In fact we were rolling about the bed laughing last weekend when I broke the world record for the longest fanny fart ever. So funny "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are some men so incredibly childish about sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate em!

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

I can laugh them off now! I used to get embarrassed by them! But there are times you can do nothing about it lol xx

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"what do you recommend to fill a girl up with air, Do you stop at a garage on the way home and use the airline or will a bicycle pump suffice ?

what psi do you recommend or does it vary from girl to girl

Ahhh I'm sure some pussys have a very high psi whereas others can probably be inflated with a quick puff. Might as well top up her water whilst inflating her too."

Do you have to keep filling until you hear the bell ringing ???

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Haven't done it for ages and then after a rather energetic session in a full room at a club I embarrassed myself last weekend Not a lot you can do about it, especially when what caused it was so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you'll find most ladies do everything to avoid this noise "

I don't try to avoid it but very embarrassed when it happens

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I love this thread!

I find its only certain cocks and positions that get me queefing. It's slightly embarrassing but its a bodily function that happens so you just have to get used to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will admit in my younger days I could do this to order.

I'm a bit more sophisticated now though.

My new party trick is I arse fart like a trooper "

Yer classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are some men so incredibly childish about sex "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my nan used to say when she farted beter out than in

I must stress it wasnt the same type of fart but you get the point

I hope

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Haven't done it for ages and then after a rather energetic session in a full room at a club I embarrassed myself last weekend Not a lot you can do about it, especially when what caused it was so good "

Can't say it's not a bit embarrassing but it's not like you can help it. No way am i giving up doggy style for the chance of a slight embarrassment. Just get on with it and pump away! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only position that makes me do it is doggy, i avoid that position on meets "

So what do you do missionary only no kissing ?

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Not good when your cream pieing a girl who then fanny farts on your face

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By *ICKEDDANMan
over a year ago

welshpool

lol

But i bet she is laffing her tits off,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked a girl doggy a few weeks back while she was in 69 position with her husband.

The love puff as I pulled out was immense. Cum was up his nose, in his eyes, the lot. I thought it was hilarious. She was embarrassed. He was not as amused

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

I love that name. Makes it sound so much more classy. I just get the giggles, which has been said, just makes it worse, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes purposely make Mrs let off a few, just for a cheap laugh though she doesn't seem to find it so amusing.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

My main impression after reading most replies from this thread is how terribly sad it is that so many adult allegedly open minded sexually open and experienced ladies have issues with a natural part of intimate liaisons ? to the point that they would avoid a particular position ?

I'm not suggesting indulging the fetish of the op , but piss poo wind and squelchy noises are all inevitable acceptable parts of good balanced adult intimate relations and should be accepted and embraced with good humour

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