FabSwingers.com forum: fancy a fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?

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By *bbwlizWoman
over a year ago

oldham

That would never work with me and would result in a instant block. I find it rude for anyone to be that upfront with there message. People who make nice conversation will get my attention far quicker, and plus doesn't make me feel like I'm just a piece of meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in my van.

Guaranteed replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 5 years I only ever had 1 fancy a fuck message,I cheered when it came as I thought id been missing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"
This covers my worst one

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

On another site I had: "well? These balls aren't going to empty themselves!"

I don't know how I managed to resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On another site I had: "well? These balls aren't going to empty themselves!"

I don't know how I managed to resist!

Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"

It can work, and tbh it has worked for me in the past. Basically if a profile and headline is very explicit and look for a meet today , there is a good chance they don't want a long winded chat and fancy a fuck will suffice

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By *ennk8Couple
over a year ago

newquay

We get a lot of "what do you think"?with the standard cock pic attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this another forum, still makes me chuckle

Him: do you want to play rape?

Me: What? No!

Him: Thats the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On another site I had: "well? These balls aren't going to empty themselves!"

I don't know how I managed to resist!

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what a charmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I friend of mine on here just got

"Morning hun, lovely nipples"

I may start that shouting that to the single mothers on the school run, see how far I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On another site I had: "well? These balls aren't going to empty themselves!"

I don't know how I managed to resist!

Well I won't mention it again on here then

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I get messages saying "I'm free right now"

lucky you!!!!

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By *BC TWOCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

"I friend of mine on here just got

"Morning hun, lovely nipples"

I may start that shouting that to the single mothers on the school run, see how far I get"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Are you fertile??

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By *oecurler69Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"In 5 years I only ever had 1 fancy a fuck message,I cheered when it came as I thought id been missing out

Did it work though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get messages saying "I'm free right now"

lucky you!!!!"
are you being served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would make things a lot easier when you was abroad if it did work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would make things a lot easier when you was abroad if it did work..

Aye???

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I thought I was doing really well as I hadn't had one for months! Well, yesterday I had two! And yes, block button received some attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fancy a fuck/meet now , without a hello or any conversation is a turn off. And the endless cock pics

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"On another site I had: "well? These balls aren't going to empty themselves!"

I don't know how I managed to resist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would the guys react to the same message from a lady or couple? Or gay guy if that floats your boat

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Are you fertile??

wow, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"

It works for me sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In 5 years I only ever had 1 fancy a fuck message,I cheered when it came as I thought id been missing out

Did it work though?

No it did make me laugh though

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"On another site I had: "well? These balls aren't going to empty themselves!"

I don't know how I managed to resist!

OH hell no, lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clare used this line for a last min meet with a previous single guy she played with on here.

And yes it worked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had this a couple of month back on another site

fk?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"How would the guys react to the same message from a lady or couple? Or gay guy if that floats your boat"

I usually get "wanna get sucked/ want to fuck me" from some bi and gay guys on here.

I imagine it to be the equivalent to the "wanna fuck" messages women get.

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

if only swinging was that simple

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"The fancy a fuck/meet now , without a hello or any conversation is a turn off. And the endless cock pics "

What?! There's someone on here with an endless cock!

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"I get messages saying "I'm free right now"

lucky you!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Her: "Unfertilised"

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"The fancy a fuck/meet now , without a hello or any conversation is a turn off. And the endless cock pics

What?! There's someone on here with an endless cock!

VVVVVVVWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clare used this line for a last min meet with a previous single guy she played with on here.

And yes it worked lol"

messages like that from previous meets or to previous meets are fair game

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I've had; "wank/suck fun?" from a bloke

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Just the other day we had this well thought out message... '?' I nearly came there and then!

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Just the other day we had this well thought out message... '?' I nearly came there and then!"

It works for Barney Stinson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just the other day we had this well thought out message... '?' I nearly came there and then!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried

"Does this cloth smell of chloroform?"

That's worked a few times lol

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Who is barney? Lol x

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Who is barney? Lol x"

A character from How I met your mother.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Who is barney? Lol x

A character from How I met your mother. "

Ahh I haven't seen it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had the "is she fertile? " one when I had my couple profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was Born to fuck ...Born to fuck you... one lined I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the "is she fertile? " one when I had my couple profile. "

I've been asked that, it's a strange one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty and beauty is simply divine and everlasting...i would love to make you my girlfriend and cum on your beautiful face

Works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must work for some people otherwise people really wouldn't keep doing it

After all everyones different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a messagecfrm a guy on here saying

Theres a party in my pants and your the only one whos invited!!

My husband blocked him straight away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing my socks off at this thread. Best one I had was 'if you don't want to get banged, why are you on this site?'

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I have had that a few times, always from the same chap.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"I had the "is she fertile? " one when I had my couple profile.

I've been asked that, it's a strange one

I meant to quote this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a bad thought. Wonder what would happen if someone called their bluff next time they sent that to a lady? Reckon they would run a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its late, hadn't you better go home ?

To which she replied, but I'd like to stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must work for some people otherwise people really wouldn't keep doing it

After all everyones different"

Has worked for us in the past

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By *rryTMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's worked on me in nightclubs

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Wana suk mi cok?

A whole 4 words and all spelt wrong!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wana suk mi cok?

A whole 4 words and all spelt wrong!! Lol

Was that a question or a sushi dish

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By *DoorsDownMan
over a year ago

Windsor

"How would the guys react to the same message from a lady or couple? Or gay guy if that floats your boat"

It could potentially work with me...provided I thought the guy was attractive and he had a decent profile. I mean, we're all on here for the sex so sometimes the direct approach has merit.

That line from someone I'd already met would be an instant turn on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"

That would get you blocked unless I was feeling bored in the evening and wanted to play messages on line and say "as long as you bring over 4 guys and let me watch you get fucked first - with no mercy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never know what to say as an opening line - metaphorically tongue tied here

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By *ubywants2playCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

This is a real message I recieved the other day....

"Will you stick needles through my bellend"

What the fuck......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message once that simply said

fancy going halves on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a real message I recieved the other day....

"Will you stick needles through my bellend"

What the fuck......

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Oooch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wouldn't answer lines like that. As horny as I can be I would never let a guy get away with a line like that. We have had a few too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a message once that simply said

fancy going halves on a bastard

A line from the macc lads song ....

Next line is ... And buying us a couple of beers ?

She said I'd rather sit on me finger ,

Or go and ave a cervical smear !

So actually quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have more chance with Fancy a Frock with matching shoes and bag me thinks!

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Fancy a fuck is considered an erudite and witty chat up line in Newcastle - and it works!

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By *ICKEDDANMan
over a year ago

welshpool

Aw shite

ive jest read some of my best one liners on here and now know what you women think of them.

So can you lovely ladies give us guys some tips on how we need to be,

please not the old chocolates one coz i think if every meet she has had ,by now she a porker.

Does honesty work coz i've looked at a few ladies /cpls profiles above and think (fancy a shag)

lol

Dan

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Ive just had a classic....I'm not doing anything tonight other than wiping cum from your fanny!

What a little charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to try this one liner. I spend too much time writing a message, with paragraph spacing and so forth. It doesnt get me anywhere.

..think its time i become bad lol

Im a good boy really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got one last.night saying can i come over with 2 mates?

replied saying of course, try bring 3

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I had a message once that simply said

fancy going halves on a bastard

A line from the macc lads song ....

Next line is ... And buying us a couple of beers ?

She said I'd rather sit on me finger ,

Or go and ave a cervical smear !

So actually quite funny

Only funny if you get the reference which I wouldn't have done having never heard of the Macc Lads.

I've had all sorts of punctuation as initial messages, I know you're not supposed to copy messages on the forum but I once had "." (Please don't ban me Ruggers) to which I couldn't help but respond "," - strangely enough, I never heard anything back...I'm sure it was **FAB CLICHE ALERT** my loss **ALERT ENDS**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to get a lot of

"I've just parked up in xxx car park, come join me"

I'm at a total loss as to what on my profile says I'd be remotely interested in that proposition, but I get it once or twice a week.

I also got "can I just come over, you suck my cock & then leave?" . I declined in not a very polite manner,

The messages that annoy me the most are "hi x". What us the point, just send a wink as its worth the same!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"I tend to get a lot of

"I've just parked up in xxx car park, come join me"

I'm at a total loss as to what on my profile says I'd be remotely interested in that proposition, but I get it once or twice a week.

I also got "can I just come over, you suck my cock & then leave?" . I declined in not a very polite manner,

The messages that annoy me the most are "hi x". What us the point, just send a wink as its worth the same!

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By *hiteWillow01Woman
over a year ago

near you

I get a few but the best one was "hey sexy rate my cock please I'm told its large" my reply was "dear I wear heals bigger than that! And your proud to show it off"

Oops he blocked me lol..in defence it wasn't to bad a cock but I wasn't gona tell him !

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"This is a real message I recieved the other day....

"Will you stick needles through my bellend"

What the fuck......

Oh I had that one I nearly threw up. Gross.

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By *oecurler69Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

I totally agree!

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Sid the sexist had the best one ...

" do you like chicken pet ! "

" you do ! Then suck me cock , it's fowl "

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I had "anal fan?".. clearly tead my profile then...

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"I had a message once that simply said

fancy going halves on a bastard

See now I would reply to that for making me laugh

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've had a 2 word message and the translation (after several messages to and fro) was along the lines of 'would you like to travel to Birmingham and fuck my wife?'.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?"

As an opening line to someone I've never contacted before - I doubt it.

To someone I know well - it might work (depending on how I think they would take it).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this line ever work? What's the worst one liners you have had? Or are there any that have ever caught your attention?

As an opening line to someone I've never contacted before - I doubt it.

To someone I know well - it might work (depending on how I think they would take it)."

I've said it to some of my friends and it works, but to random people, no.

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By *ermandrMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My all time favourite was (in its entirety) "u want cock". If that's not enough to turn me instantly gay, then I don't know what would work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a first message asking 'Wot size u tits luv'

Guess which button I clicked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a first message asking 'Wot size u tits luv'

Guess which button I clicked?

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3rd floor lingerie

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By *elliebabesxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Are u fertile is the one I hate most of all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are u fertile is the one I hate most of all!"
strange question

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

Isn't this line used on a similar principal to that well known cold calling technique that the call centres use

Throw enough of the shite and some of it sticks

if it didnt stick they would stop doing it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have look and find a female we can share???

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I love when they ask if I will meet them on my dinner hour. For one thing, I don't get a dinner HOUR, usually just 30 mins. And I need that to actually eat something in the middle of a long day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had an email yesterday after posting a few pics that said " lovely juice nancy you've got would love to piss all over it"

After wiping away the tears,deleted but not blocked, would love to see what he comes up with next lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually had this from a gay guy pmsl instant block x

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I once had a message saying "your like my little toe I want to bang you all over your home" instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard this another forum, still makes me chuckle

Him: do you want to play rape?

Me: What? No!

Him: Thats the spirit

Lmao!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chat up and put down go hand in hand.......

Man, 'god you look sexy, l would love to get into your knickers....'

Woman, 'l already have one arsehole in my knickers and think thats enough thanks.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The chat up and put down go hand in hand.......

Man, 'god you look sexy, l would love to get into your knickers....'

Woman, 'l already have one arsehole in my knickers and think thats enough thanks.'

lmao

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By *oro ladyWoman
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I love when they ask if I will meet them on my dinner hour. For one thing, I don't get a dinner HOUR, usually just 30 mins. And I need that to actually eat something in the middle of a long day!!"

To me when they say this about just popping round in their dinner hour or after work all i can think is..... This means yve not showered.... Am i the only one who thinks this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst first message for me - would I like a threesome with guy and his mum !!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love when they ask if I will meet them on my dinner hour. For one thing, I don't get a dinner HOUR, usually just 30 mins. And I need that to actually eat something in the middle of a long day!!

To me when they say this about just popping round in their dinner hour or after work all i can think is..... This means yve not showered.... Am i the only one who thinks this?"

Totally agree !!! Yuck yuck yuck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never works with me... Instant delete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a real message I recieved the other day....

"Will you stick needles through my bellend"

What the fuck......

Oh SHIT! We have a winner!!

Fuck!!!

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By *reybearMan
over a year ago

medway

"Wana suk mi cok?

A whole 4 words and all spelt wrong!! Lol

Was that a question or a sushi dish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a real message I recieved the other day....

"Will you stick needles through my bellend"

What the fuck......

Oh SHIT! We have a winner!!

Fuck!!!"

Needles through the bellend? I'd use knitting needles

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Worst first message for me - would I like a threesome with guy and his mum !!! X "

So wrong yet so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man : fancy a fuck?

woman : no!

man : well do you mind lying down while i have one?

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Many years ago when pubs and clubs closed at semi sensible times, I went back to a house that a mate shared with a lady called *** who seemed rather shy. while we were all sat sharing a drink and smoking something I did a bit about wouldn't it be easier if rather than chatting someone up you could just go up to them and say do you fancy casual sex. A week or so after I was coming out of a club and bumped into the same lass. We walked along and chatted and she remarked that she'd liked the idea I'd mentioned. I replied 'Do you fancy casual sex'? We went back to my place and had a nice night and morning, a few years ago, many years on and both of us having broken marriages behind us we met at a party. I hadn't seen her in over 20 years but at one point she said to me 'yes I do remember you'. A bit later I said to her 'do you fancy casual sex?' If I'm still around in 15 years I hope to meet her again

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over a year ago

Its to bad most of you are to far away ..cause there's a few i would not mind fancy a fuck from

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Its to bad most of you are to far away ..cause there's a few i would not mind fancy a fuck from

I was going to ask if you were going to the Manchester social but then saw where you lived on your profile, I guess you're not

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