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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today has been a gorgeous day off work. All it is missing is a gorgeous and horny woman! Make me hard, I am soooo horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets mallet out......just place it on table in front of you and ill make it swell up instantly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gets mallet out......just place it on table in front of you and ill make it swell up instantly "

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Vinnie Jones says he's going to help....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Gets mallet out......just place it on table in front of you and ill make it swell up instantly "

*crosses legs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a spare can of starch here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be honest I was thinking of poking a lollipop stick down to keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gets mallet out......just place it on table in front of you and ill make it swell up instantly

*crosses legs*"

You're safe you hav'nt got a dangly bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest I was thinking of poking a lollipop stick down to keep it up "

But then you'll hit yourself in the face when pissing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once shoved viagria in my eyes . Made me look hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest I was thinking of poking a lollipop stick down to keep it up

But then you'll hit yourself in the face when pissing!"

Will just stand on my head instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending the Mitchell brothers, they'll make ya hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sending the Mitchell brothers, they'll make ya hard "

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Gets mallet out......just place it on table in front of you and ill make it swell up instantly

*crosses legs*

You're safe you hav'nt got a dangly bit "

That's what you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gets mallet out......just place it on table in front of you and ill make it swell up instantly

*crosses legs*

You're safe you hav'nt got a dangly bit

That's what you think"

Had to check then, but don't think you do

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My huge cock has resulted in many chatroom bans lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My huge cock has resulted in many chatroom bans lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My huge cock has resulted in many chatroom bans lol "

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Today has been a gorgeous day off work. All it is missing is a gorgeous and horny woman! Make me hard, I am soooo horny "

If you're soooo horny why aren't you already hard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today has been a gorgeous day off work. All it is missing is a gorgeous and horny woman! Make me hard, I am soooo horny

If you're soooo horny why aren't you already hard?"

Don't need to be horny to be hard! Walking past the bacon counter in tescos as the woman behind bent over reAlly turned me on. It got my thoughts going and a bit of a semi, it's all in the imagination sometimes. Being horny and turned on isn't like taking a shot of Viagra!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Today has been a gorgeous day off work. All it is missing is a gorgeous and horny woman! Make me hard, I am soooo horny

If you're soooo horny why aren't you already hard?

Don't need to be horny to be hard! Walking past the bacon counter in tescos as the woman behind bent over reAlly turned me on. It got my thoughts going and a bit of a semi, it's all in the imagination sometimes. Being horny and turned on isn't like taking a shot of Viagra!"

Ye I get like that about bacon too... Mmmm

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