FabSwingers.com forum: whats everyone do?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's everyone do for a living apart from fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of your business but thanks for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I paint giraffes, you know.

I paint the little brown spots on

smudges more than spots if they dont stand still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I paint giraffes, you know.

I paint the little brown spots on

smudges more than spots if they dont stand still

Can we swap? I'm fed up changing elephants tampons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I paint giraffes, you know.

I paint the little brown spots on

smudges more than spots if they dont stand still

You've got the easy part! I've got to stretch the bastard's necks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I design sex toys for ann summers

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By *igpole69Man
over a year ago

West Felton

Monkey trainer at zoo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design sex toys for ann summers "

What do you do the rest of the year though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I paint giraffes, you know.

I paint the little brown spots on

smudges more than spots if they dont stand still

You've got the easy part! I've got to stretch the bastard's necks!!

I know I overheard you complaining about how far your hand went and that your fingers were hurting

makes more sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.m the man you cum too for Tartan paint !!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

inch high private eye! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporter for a tabloid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make ladders for skirting boards, and model raincoats!

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By *laggMan
over a year ago

gloucester

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By *laggMan
over a year ago

gloucester

"best chuckle of the day, thank you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on secondment to Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sell lions i do a roaring trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I tell you I have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design sex toys for ann summers "

I test them

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

I do research for Sydney university

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwater diving instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do research for Sydney university

Your last assignment is overdue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I poke badgers with spoons...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I punch holes in crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I punch holes in crumpets

I prefer filling the crumpets hole!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Hitman

Temptress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a NASA astranought

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'm the person who goes around people's sock drawers just stealing one, it's a busy job

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm a goverment artist

I draw the dole :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tower crane op. (Up in the sky over london )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the lady that tells you ' your approaching the end of the moving walkway, please be ready to push your trolley over the edge'... I get through hundreds of strepsils a week.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Im the lady that tells you ' your approaching the end of the moving walkway, please be ready to push your trolley over the edge'... I get through hundreds of strepsils a week. "

Do you also moonlight as the lass who says "please take your bags" on self checkouts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I repair flux capisitors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Johnny Castles fluffer, gawd i love my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the lady that tells you ' your approaching the end of the moving walkway, please be ready to push your trolley over the edge'... I get through hundreds of strepsils a week.

Do you also moonlight as the lass who says "please take your bags" on self checkouts?"

OMG yes I do... How did you know!!!

I also have a side line in Sat nav ... I find it helps me in my stalking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a high court judge, it's difficult to say what my wife does for a living as she sells sea shells on the sea shore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design sex toys for ann summers "

And thank god for you !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chew bread for gummy ducks

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By *he Badger 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Private dentist to a hen farmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave runs over Deers and squirrels for BBCs "Animal hospital"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I test the tensile strength of wall brackets and ceiling hooks by tethering willing men from them and applying ice to their gonads...I love my job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We hunt aliens

but aliens arnt real I've never seen one you say.........

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional honey trap .... Opps me and my big mouth!! Let's hope the 250 I'm after on here don't read this !!!!!!

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"I'm the person who goes around people's sock drawers just stealing one, it's a busy job "
I knew it was you u b/stard

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Hi class whore,, nice to have a job that is also my hobby!

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By *ause and EffectCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm the woman who tells you to 'mind the gap'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make long stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a professional honey trap .... Oops me and my big mouth!! Let's hope the 250 I'm after on here don't read this !!!!!!

Funny since I posted this half my friends list are no longer registered users !!!!! How strange !!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i straighten bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the holes in polo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i rip people off by selling plain water

its called homeopathy

its money for old rope,some people are so gullible.they even come back for more haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As a side line, I sell candles, but they only come in packs of four

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a side line, I sell candles, but they only come in packs of four

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Do you sell hose too?

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By *eesduoMan
over a year ago

Stockton

I test condoms i had to work a week In hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I test the tensile strength of wall brackets and ceiling hooks by tethering willing men from them and applying ice to their gonads...I love my job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design sex toys for ann summers "

I wear out sex toys for Ann Summers

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"I do research for Sydney university

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Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she mind

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

I chew hammers for a living. I am not a professional, just an 'ammer chewer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't tell you about it. Its top secret.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I am a GCHQ spy.

I am taking notes furiously right now....

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

"I design sex toys for ann summers

I wear out sex toys for Ann Summers

I'm worn out using them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Therapist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get people to lose weight with a new idea I've had about consuming items of stationary. I lost over 2 stone in a month! It's my staple diet!!

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Im a peep show mopper uppers mop wringer ooter ........

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

I'm a freelance sperm donor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the oo in typhoo

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I bake the holes in donuts

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"I'm the person who goes around people's sock drawers just stealing one, it's a busy job "

I KNEW IT!!!!! I knew there was someone taking all my socks!!! May I have them back please?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'm a Princess, spend my days in a castle.

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I play naughts and crosses professionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put the oo in typhoo

So who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I put the oo in typhoo

So who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?"

That was me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a sperm bank answering the phone , you spank it we bank it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in a sperm bank answering the phone , you spank it we bank it !

That made me giggle lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pinch ur clothes ofbur washing line xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I design sex toys for ann summers "
i test them for ann summers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As little as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make nail holes to sell in B&Q

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a professional!

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

work......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am also an artist, on the piste that is

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I test the tensile strength of wall brackets and ceiling hooks by tethering willing men from them and applying ice to their gonads...I love my job!

LMFAOOO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wring the wash leathers out for one armed window cleaners

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

I'm a body double for Angelina Jollie......

Tomb raider was exhausting !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm a daily mail reporter looking for the next big story

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

I am a quality control officer in a brothel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aircraft maintenance :0)

But on the night shift :0(

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By *ixmaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"None of your business but thanks for asking. "

Ha ha I'd be staggered if anyone reveals there proper job. You should if really been intrusive and asked for everyone's salary, lol

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By *ixmaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

But since you ask I'm the voice on the speaking cock oops I mean clock, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm away with the fairies most the time, so you'll find me at the bottom of the garden!

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

I'm a support teacher xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a support teacher xx"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"As a side line, I sell candles, but they only come in packs of four

I sell handles for forks...

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I do research for Sydney university

Your last assignment is overdue.."

couldnt get someone to do the research on ...too many timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a couch tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the Stig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im the prime minister

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By *othingbetterthansexCouple
over a year ago

Accrington

"I poke badgers with spoons..."
so you're a farmer then.

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm the Stig"

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By *othingbetterthansexCouple
over a year ago

Accrington

I'm a light bulb maintenance enforcement technical adviser supervising technician. The work is on and off at the moment though.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm a vodka tester...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make long weights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's everyone do for a living apart from fab?

Topple governments, shag princesses, and play golf with Presidents ...but only in my dreams sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sell sand to Arabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby is a grape crusher (nothing like cutting out the middle man...) and I get people's backs up....

ted.

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By *esmond70Man
over a year ago

tavistock

I sell fillaments for light bulbs and left handed screw drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a knife maker...Really....(f)

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I'm a part of the Justice League

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I poke badgers with spoons... so you're a farmer then.

I was in a past incarnation...

I poke them to make sure they aren't acting dead when they're really waiting to jump out from the roadside to startle motorists... They're buggers for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We hunt aliens

but aliens arnt real I've never seen one you say.........

Your welcome "

The buggers keep trying to abduct me in my sleep and give me weird dreams...

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Professional!

I have the Capri and the perm hair and everything.

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By *arlacumhardCouple
over a year ago

Latex

I'm a professional tease

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm a chocolate teapot welder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a chocolate teapot welder. "

I make the chocolate spouts for you to weld on... how come you got the famous job

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"I'm a chocolate teapot welder.

I make the chocolate spouts for you to weld on... how come you got the famous job

im at the bottom of the chain then, i make chocolate welding wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Tiger Woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jedi

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I work in a chip shop and impersonate Elvis Presley.....uh huh thakyouverymuch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a electrician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a electrician"

Wow! You ruined a whole thread! (Shakes head and walks away...)

And it's * AN *!

Jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do research for Sydney university

Your last assignment is overdue..

couldnt get someone to do the research on ...too many timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a getaway driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a wanker for a living, keeps me alive and refreshed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fry dolphin lips with chips at the Y pass chippy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Crop Circle Creator cutting curves creatively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None of your business but thanks for asking. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proctologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a electrician

Wow! You ruined a whole thread! (Shakes head and walks away...)

And it's * AN *!

Jeez!

Maybe he didn't. Maybe this is irony to him because he's something like a nuclear physicist

Lol The Stig

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm the uk supplier of spirit level bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a electrician

Wow! You ruined a whole thread! (Shakes head and walks away...)

And it's * AN *!

Jeez!

Maybe he didn't. Maybe this is irony to him because he's something like a nuclear physicist

Lol The Stig "

I hope so!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I'm a chocolate teapot welder.

I make the chocolate spouts for you to weld on... how come you got the famous job

It was a promotion. I used to be a marshmallow helmet sculpter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fry dolphin lips with chips at the Y pass chippy

I thought they'd gone down hill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a ninja!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I am still trying to remember what I do as job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still trying to remember what I do as job"

hold the phone.... stranger back in our mists

It's my fault I posted the other day, saying we hadn't seen him in a while.

Ps exodusssssss is the easter bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lose connection, or if its going slow or having issues with signal... thats me f*cking around with the connections lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

model and photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that it's any of your business but am serving life in Pankhurst

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