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"Cat & mouse. Oldest game in the book or is that kerplunk ? " Game show? What's the top prize? | |||
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"Cat & mouse. Oldest game in the book or is that kerplunk ? Game show? What's the top prize?" You've got the time it takes bully to turn round to decide to take the money or go for the top prize of a speedboat. Quite handy if you live in Stoke! | |||
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"Can you not read" is that the name for your game show? Is it for dyslexics only ? Bit cruel but each to their own. | |||
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"Can you not read" Yes, but at this current time I have an inability to take things too seriously. I apologise for this fault. Normal service will be resumed shortly. | |||
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"Who fancies sharing the caravan?? I'm gonna win for sure.. I play for the local working men's club and institute. "I'm in!! I will be the none dart thrower | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed?? "Out the black and in the red could be arranged | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed?? "What about 3 | |||
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"Wat r you on about " would ask you the same question... p.s is the top prize a speedboat?? | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3 "3 is Bully's special prize | |||
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"no it isnt... another post reflecting on how the whole site works from one persons perspective. i get enough meets..i dont play games..the site works perhaps its u that needs to change UR game sorry being harsh but I would say the same to any member on fab that makes such statements"  this | |||
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"Because I have looked at your pics and am undecided, one for, one against Why are you taking it personally?
"3-2-1 take him away, he's been rejected | |||
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"Because I have looked at your pics and am undecided, one for, one against Why are you taking it personally?
3-2-1 take him away, he's been rejected"hahaha! | |||
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"Some ppl on here r so hard work " stop taking it all too seriously! | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize "What was there when the curtain went back????? | |||
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"Because I have looked at your pics and am undecided, one for, one against Why are you taking it personally?
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"Some ppl on here r so hard work " Ru ok? Have you been drinking little man? Shall I call you a taxi? This is not really the way to go now is it...? | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize
What was there when the curtain went back????? "It was a tit head! | |||
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"Some ppl on here r so hard work Ru ok? Have you been drinking little man? Shall I call you a taxi? This is not really the way to go now is it...?" can i call a friend.... or use a 50/50please.....  | |||
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"dammit i wanted a Dusty Bin  "Teds on my friends list, I will see what I can do | |||
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"Some ppl on here r so hard work Ru ok? Have you been drinking little man? Shall I call you a taxi? This is not really the way to go now is it...? can i call a friend.... or use a 50/50please..... "Dunno.... Ya got any....??? | |||
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"Keeeeeeeep shagging....!!!! "SEEEEVEN! | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize
What was there when the curtain went back?????
It was a tit head! "Separately an attractive proposition, especially from one so blessed .... alas not so when used together | |||
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"you don't get nothing in this game for two in a bed "Have you skipped to newest in thread! Lol Carry on please | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss " Guess you'll be playing the solo round from now on......give him a big hand everyone- or maybe not | |||
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"Keeeeeeeep shagging....!!!!
SEEEEVEN! "Len's lense... !!!! | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize
What was there when the curtain went back?????
It was a tit head!
Separately an attractive proposition, especially from one so blessed .... alas not so when used together "
Aww bugger! | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss Guess you'll be playing the solo round from now on......give him a big hand everyone- or maybe not "Be fair.... He cant help being a blankety blank...;-) | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss Guess you'll be playing the solo round from now on......give him a big hand everyone- or maybe not
Be fair.... He cant help being a blankety blank...;-) "At least he won't be going home empty handed | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss Guess you'll be playing the solo round from now on......give him a big hand everyone- or maybe not
Be fair.... He cant help being a blankety blank...;-)
At least he won't be going home empty handed "unless the price is right...... | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here "Tiddlywinks works for me. | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize
What was there when the curtain went back?????
It was a tit head!
Separately an attractive proposition, especially from one so blessed .... alas not so when used together
Aww bugger! "You've offered tit, head and now bugger .... sounding more like bullies star prize with each word | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss " chill dude | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize
What was there when the curtain went back?????
It was a tit head!
Separately an attractive proposition, especially from one so blessed .... alas not so when used together
Aww bugger!
You've offered tit, head and now bugger .... sounding more like bullies star prize with each word "Shit! I'm done for | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss Guess you'll be playing the solo round from now on......give him a big hand everyone- or maybe not
Be fair.... He cant help being a blankety blank...;-)
At least he won't be going home empty handed "Oh I dunno.. He may be feeling a bit of a cock! | |||
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"START THE FANS PLEASE " Now that was a great show,with the great Richard O Brien though not that other bloke | |||
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"I'm taking my wonky tits to the Drs tomorrow. Will be looking for a man with a hurt pride and bruised ego. "Awwwww.... C'mere.... I'll straighten em out for ya....!!! | |||
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize
What was there when the curtain went back?????
It was a tit head!
Separately an attractive proposition, especially from one so blessed .... alas not so when used together
Aww bugger!
You've offered tit, head and now bugger .... sounding more like bullies star prize with each word
Shit! I'm done for "That's good butterfly61 ... but it's not right .... try another four letter word. Just say what you see | |||
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"START THE FANS PLEASE " Do you want me in my original form or as my alter ego  | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here "The truth of it is that the 'games' are just another way to raise or shake those tail feathers in the ritual that procedes a successful mating. Your wit, charm and personality are your foil in here (a good ass pic helps sometimes too) and whether it leads to mating in the physical sense or just a meeting of minds it has its rewards. (As an example that simple insight is bound to get me at least a bj .... form a queue ladies )
Ladies???
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"You do know there's nothing for 2 in a bed??
What about 3
3 is Bully's special prize
What was there when the curtain went back?????
It was a tit head!
Separately an attractive proposition, especially from one so blessed .... alas not so when used together
Aww bugger!
You've offered tit, head and now bugger .... sounding more like bullies star prize with each word
Shit! I'm done for
That's good butterfly61 ... but it's not right .... try another four letter word. Just say what you see "Erm ...... Arse?? | |||
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"I'll be the booby prize. Except I don't have real boobies." Connect 4 could be interesting 
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"I'll be the booby prize. Except I don't have real boobies. Connect 4 could be interesting
Lou x"Anyone for twister with a twist ?? | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here "It isn't the only way to get a meet but it can be a great way to get to know people and thereby widen your circle of friends. Sending out messages just relating to meeting for sex is all very well but as there are many men doing the same, it's going to have limited results. However forgetting about the longing for sex, joining in with fun and banter will raise your profile, get you known etc. The clever men on here know how to play the game. Flirt, banter, be fun, friendly, have a laugh, and soon enough these men are enjoying their own little fan club of ladies and I expect they could get a meet fairly easily because of this. I'd say that's pretty smart wouldn't you. Look at the statistics on the site, think of a way to make yourself unique, join in with fun, become popular, have ladies chasing you for meets. Of course you have to have an easygoing and pleasant personality, if you're a miserable git then it's harder to turn into the life and soul of the party | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss " Your not the only bloke on here there are hundreds to contest with. Don't get arsey about a few rejections. Saying women play games. They have so many to choose from. Why should they pick you? I get rejected but don't post on a forum about it plenty women on here to choose from. Broaden your search. | |||
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"I'll be the booby prize. Except I don't have real boobies. Connect 4 could be interesting
Lou x
Anyone for twister with a twist ?? "Can I twist your nipples x | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here
It isn't the only way to get a meet but it can be a great way to get to know people and thereby widen your circle of friends.
Sending out messages just relating to meeting for sex is all very well but as there are many men doing the same, it's going to have limited results.
However forgetting about the longing for sex, joining in with fun and banter will raise your profile, get you known etc.
The clever men on here know how to play the game. Flirt, banter, be fun, friendly, have a laugh, and soon enough these men are enjoying their own little fan club of ladies and I expect they could get a meet fairly easily because of this.
I'd say that's pretty smart wouldn't you. Look at the statistics on the site, think of a way to make yourself unique, join in with fun, become popular, have ladies chasing you for meets.
Of course you have to have an easygoing and pleasant personality, if you're a miserable git then it's harder to turn into the life and soul of the party "Become popular ??? Ha! I think he's pissed on his chips there tbh . But being the lovely person I am, I wish good luck. | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here
The truth of it is that the 'games' are just another way to raise or shake those tail feathers in the ritual that procedes a successful mating. Your wit, charm and personality are your foil in here (a good ass pic helps sometimes too) and whether it leads to mating in the physical sense or just a meeting of minds it has its rewards.
(As an example that simple insight is bound to get me at least a bj .... form a queue ladies )
Ladies???
Ladies????"Haha!! Just saw your twin on another thread | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here
It isn't the only way to get a meet but it can be a great way to get to know people and thereby widen your circle of friends.
Sending out messages just relating to meeting for sex is all very well but as there are many men doing the same, it's going to have limited results.
However forgetting about the longing for sex, joining in with fun and banter will raise your profile, get you known etc.
The clever men on here know how to play the game. Flirt, banter, be fun, friendly, have a laugh, and soon enough these men are enjoying their own little fan club of ladies and I expect they could get a meet fairly easily because of this.
I'd say that's pretty smart wouldn't you. Look at the statistics on the site, think of a way to make yourself unique, join in with fun, become popular, have ladies chasing you for meets.
Of course you have to have an easygoing and pleasant personality, if you're a miserable git then it's harder to turn into the life and soul of the party
Become popular ??? Ha! I think he's pissed on his chips there tbh . But being the lovely person I am, I wish good luck. "I think you handled his insult to you beautifully. Of course all the women that turned him down or disagree with him are horrendously ugly and he doesn't want to play with us anyway. | |||
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"We've got a great audience in tonight folks "So much better than last weeks! | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss " Sweetie, hunnie, taking the piss is what the forums are all about. Maybe grow a thicker skin, or just jump in with the banter!! | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here "Its Lucky Dip ? maybe. | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here Its Lucky Dip ? maybe. "Oooooohhh...!!!! Can I have a lucky dip please Jo....???? | |||
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"It's like the only way to get a meet is playing games on here
It isn't the only way to get a meet but it can be a great way to get to know people and thereby widen your circle of friends.
Sending out messages just relating to meeting for sex is all very well but as there are many men doing the same, it's going to have limited results.
However forgetting about the longing for sex, joining in with fun and banter will raise your profile, get you known etc.
The clever men on here know how to play the game. Flirt, banter, be fun, friendly, have a laugh, and soon enough these men are enjoying their own little fan club of ladies and I expect they could get a meet fairly easily because of this.
I'd say that's pretty smart wouldn't you. Look at the statistics on the site, think of a way to make yourself unique, join in with fun, become popular, have ladies chasing you for meets.
Of course you have to have an easygoing and pleasant personality, if you're a miserable git then it's harder to turn into the life and soul of the party
Become popular ??? Ha! I think he's pissed on his chips there tbh . But being the lovely person I am, I wish good luck.
I think you handled his insult to you beautifully.
Of course all the women that turned him down or disagree with him are horrendously ugly and he doesn't want to play with us anyway. "Wonky tits my arse! Lol Thank you | |||
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Fabs has some proper diamonds , My sex drive has never been so sated. If only the rest of me could keep up, and I'll be needing a sugar daddy soon to keep up with the baby sitters ransom 
ps what sort of cuddly toy?? I've a big bed for just me | |||
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"Let's have a look at what you could have won "Which comedians did the Bullseye marriage special? "and lets see who you could have married!" | |||
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"Can you not read Yes, but at this current time I have an inability to take things too seriously. I apologise for this fault. Normal service will be resumed shortly. " | |||
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"I was bin nice but then some ppl take the piss Your not the only bloke on here there are hundreds to contest with. Don't get arsey about a few rejections. Saying women play games. They have so many to choose from. Why should they pick you? I get rejected but don't post on a forum about it plenty women on here to choose from. Broaden your search. " Well said Green Eyes! Some people just LOVE to whinge and moan about how hard done to they are etc. Geeez, some people need to lighten up a little. I am a single bloke on here too, and I'm not meeting loads of women off here, but I don't moan to all and sundry about it The OP needs to man up and grow a pair!! | |||
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"Take a look at what you could have won!! "the response to this in particular made me laugh | |||
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"Fondue set Soda stream Deck chair Luxury chocolates Set of darts Sega mega drive His and hers watches Sun tan lotion Cuddly toy Didn't he do well "Surely: Cuddly Blow-up Toy Handcuffs Blindfold But Plug Magic Wand Cock Cage Lube Spanking Paddle Penis Pump Years Supply of Condoms (not many for this contestant) Ego Repair Cream | |||
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"Fondue set Soda stream Deck chair Luxury chocolates Set of darts Sega mega drive His and hers watches Sun tan lotion Cuddly toy Didn't he do well "Naaahhh....!!! Ya forgot the conveyor belt and the sliding doors.....
Give us a twirl Anthea.... | |||
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"What have I missed? "just another who can get the most blocks thing, but with a humour of game shows thrown in. I called the teddy bear though | |||
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"What have I missed? "A funny as fuck thread! | |||
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A funny as fuck thread! "You're so right!! Can't stop giggling now x | |||
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"Ok who is the booby prize? Butterfly61.... "2timer!!  | |||
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"Ok who is the booby prize? Butterfly61....
2timer!! "TWO....???? Bwahahahahaaa.... | |||
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"Ok who is the booby prize? Butterfly61....
2timer!!
TWO....???? Bwahahahahaaa.... "Cocky and desilusioned European! | |||
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"Ok who is the booby prize? Butterfly61....
2timer!!
TWO....???? Bwahahahahaaa....
Cocky and desilusioned European! "My dear lady.... One is English dont ya know....
Still... Two out of three isnt bad..... | |||
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"Ok who is the booby prize? Butterfly61....
2timer!!
TWO....???? Bwahahahahaaa....
Cocky and desilusioned European!
My dear lady.... One is English dont ya know....
Still... Two out of three isnt bad..... " | |||
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" Wonky tits my arse! Lol Thank you "You could go on Ant and Dec's show to play "Wonky Boobies" The winner gets a date with the OP, the looser has to go on two dates | |||
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"It's too late to read a whole thread. Life is the name of the game. The world's a stage and everyone a player on it." Synopsis- Op whinged few people posted advice everyone else took the piss There you go, another time saving solution from the house of Meat2pleaseu | |||
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"Made me chuckle this thread. The op got absolutely took to peices. So funny. " The OP didnt get taken to pieces... his premis did..... And this has been one of the funniest threads for a loooooong while.... | |||
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"As much as this thread has hit my chuckle button, I would like to be a tad boring and put a few points to the OP... if he's still looking at his thread...?? OP - you may be feeling frustrated (at something!) which has lead to your post, but you've had four meets in the last six months according to your veris. There are guys on here who haven't had a meet in TWO YEARS - and they don't moan and whinge about their 'lot'. But, what were your expectations when you joined? How long did you take to get a proper feel (oooh er missus!) for the site and 'the way it works'..? There is a saying which is VERY, VERY true for Swinging, and a site like this in particular.... You ONLY get out what you put in... Getting the impression you want or feel you should only have to do as little as possible and you'll have women and couples beating a path to your door?? Think you need to take a good, long look in the mirror and ask yourself why that ain't happening.... ted." Or.... You could finish your opening post with an ......;-) | |||
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